Michael Holley’s first published book is a beautiful pinhole into the “Patriot Way” before New England became one of America’s least favorite teams (jealousy of success). In his acknowledgements, Holley thanks, “the New England Patriots, a secure organization that granted me access without ever asking for or even hinting at editorial control. The Kraft, Belichick, Piolo, and Najaraian families were especially helpful and generous with their time.” (239)
“There was the poignancy of a team in red, white, and blue uniforms- called the Patriots no less- attempting to reach an ideal that has long resonated the American soul.” (55) “They were diverse when it came to religion, age, economic status, philosophy, and race.” (67) “They chose to be introduced as a team.” (68)
Patriot Reign uncovers a hilarious and personal side of Coach Bill Belichick that most fans do not get to see in press conferences or on the field. He listens to the Grateful Dead, James Taylor, Bob Dylan, Simon & Garfunkel, Rolling Stones, Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen, Santana, Beatles, and U2. Belichick drinks Hurricanes, beers, and Coke. He has lead the team in the Lord’s Prayer to his team before giving them the weekend off and shared personal family stories:
“He tells one about a family vacation in Europe in the mid-1990s. No matter where they went, the Belichick’s saw dozens of Europe’s aged churches. They saw landmarks and a certain recurring icon. At one point Brian turned to his parents and said, ‘Who is this guy? We’re seeing him everywhere.’
The ‘guy’ was Jesus Christ.
‘I don’t know if I should tell that story,’ Belichick says, shaking his head. ‘People are going to think we’re bad parents.’” (4)
He swears and cusses (rather frequently) on pages 3, 10, 16, 45, 61, 62, 73, 84, 87, 88, 90, 91, 99, 100, 116, 121, 123, 125, 126, 143, 144, 170, 193, 201, 222, and 230.
Some of my favorite Coach Belichick quotes were:
“‘It was unbelievable,’ he says. ‘Jean Valjean- I hated that fucker.’” (10)
“Shut the fuck up, all right? If you don’t want to sit here, then just get the fuck out of here. But this is important. Everybody else is listening.” (16)
“‘Brady shouldn’t be there,’ he said. He’s too good.’” (41)
“‘We can talk about money, we can talk about trophies, talk about all that shit, okay? But the thing that means the most to players is to be able to go out there and get on the stage,’ Belichick says. ‘Once you take the stage away from them- whoever it is- they have nothing that can match it. You can talk about all the money they have in the bank, but if they don’t have their self-esteem and their pride, then they don’t have their stage.’” (45)
“‘That way you don’t have those crude masturbation activities. Sometimes somebody can get going and then everyone follows that line of thinking, that process. And then everybody agrees. It’s better when we just analyze independently and all agree or work it out ourselves.’” (62)
“‘…It wasn’t about a fucking swagger. You can take that swagger and shove it up your ass, okay?’” (88)
“‘But all of us need to do a better fuckin’ job too. So let’s start with that and move forward.’” (99)
“‘This guy should be the fucking governor of Missouri.’” (116)
“‘I’m tired of thinking our team is good against Detroit, Buffalo’s horseshit offensive line, and Philly’s third-string offense. I don’t give a guck about that.’” (143)
“‘That’s not what we’re looking for’ and ‘It doesn’t get any worse than that’ and ‘Look at this asshole’ (which is sometimes intended as a compliment).” (144)
“The essence of Belichick is that he is a problem solver.” (91)
“Before they can know what they need, they need to know who they are. This is one of Belichick’s core philosophies, and it is why he was sitting in this Gillette Stadium room with a binder, notebook, pens, and pages of football statistics.” (139)
“Under the system, Belichick theorized, a smartly managed team would be able to compete for playoff positions and, ultimately championships each season.” (31)
“Belichick’s ‘genius’- a term he does not like applied to himself- is more than an ability to easily sift through distractions and nonsense and identify the central point.” (183)
“Special teams, field position, and situational football are all Belichick staples.” (190)
“‘They’re going to come in here and blow smoke up your ass,’ the coach was saying. ‘They’re going to give you blow jobs , tell you how great you are, they’re going to pile it on thick…” (201)
“Jackson extended his hand to Belichick. The coach looked at him and said, ‘Fuck you.’ It was left at that.” (230)
Holley goes into glorious detail of how the Patriots scout and their “kind of guy” with their own unique systematic valuations of prospects on pages 155-160.
“When potential free agents arrive in Foxboro, one of the first things they’re shown is the computer system.” (86)
The legend would certainly have been different if the Patriots hired Butch Davis instead of Belichick and drafted Tim Rattay instead of Tom Brady. Tom Brady is greatest professional football player of all time. “Brady was a team player.” (53) “He grew up loving sports and competition so much that he would ask his parents if he could wear his team uniforms to church.” (77)
Brady truly is an American Patriot: “‘Take the president of the United States, for example,’ he says. ‘I’m not talking about George Bush specifically as much as I’m generally talking about the position of president. What an awesome responsibility that must be to lead a country under the most scrutiny.’” (52)
“He is intrigued by complex minds.” (219) as am I.
There is a good amount about the invaluable and often mysterious Ernie Adams (who today still does not use a smart phone). Rob Ryan (Sexy Rexy’s twin brother) was a former linebackers coach. Jonathan Kraft hated Bill Parcells and Scott Pioli married his daughter.
I’d love to read more about how Belichick and his “fraternity brother,” Eric Mangini fell apart amidst the “Spygate” controversy. I’d also love to do further research regarding the man with a gun at the Wyndham hotel during the Houston Super Bowl between the Pats and Panthers.
Perhaps I should start applying for jobs to work for the New England Patriots.
“They truly respect those who do grunt work, so much so that they are willing to promote them if they show the aptitude to be promoted.” (104)