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This is the most tedious, inane tripe that I've read in ages. I was so bored. I also wrote so many sarcastic comments.
I could not have cringed more at the "Vamp Manor Homies" group chat or the heroine adding a heart at the end of a note to someone she doesn't know (just in case she expressed too much of an opinion)... or worse, the hero doing the same. I don't know how old the heroine is but she acts like an idiotic teenager. This is some New Adult crap, with vampires too busy having pool parties to do anything interesting or vampiric.
The author treats the reader as though we are stupid, explaining incredibly obvious/entirely unimportant things to us repeatedly. I truly don't care that the reception desk only has openings for three receptionists or that the heroine guessed the names of a few famous side characters a few minutes before being introduced.
It's a shame she didn't use that space to explain some of the things that don't make sense:
- If supernaturals are the biggest danger to sirens, why don't they move away from the supernatural capital?
- How do the siblings ship their products without going out into the world?
- What exactly are "monsters"?
- Why is the heroine so weird about eating? What good is her starving herself actually doing? It goes way beyond negotiation, into control and she's oddly petulant about it.
- Do they ever wash their sheets? How is there still glitter in the bed?
I can't do this justice right now other than it was cute and funny and I had such a good time. Great consent (except for him pressuring her to mate in the beginning but there was a good reason).
They're cute together and I can't wait to read the sisters' stories.
Low angst/stress while still having a captivating storyline.
It was cute and fun for the most part. It could've been a 4-star if Blaire wasn't so stubborn about her feelings for Damian. 😒
I really love a strong-willed heroine, but it's also possible to be tough without being so infuriatingly stubborn. Blaire's so hellbent on not falling in love that she only got on the same page with Damian in the last chapter. 🫠🥴
And reading that this is where they first said ILY to each other, made me want to lower my rating even more. I don't need the MCs to realize their love for each other way too late in the story. That's no fun to read.
Also, the fact that they decided to have their serious conversations that should've been addressed much earlier in the book only in the last chapter really didn't sit well with me.
Now, come to think of it, a lot of the stuff they did and their interactions in the story were fun to read, but honestly, there wasn't much depth to any of it. Maybe the author's intention was to make everything about them superficial?? Who knows? 🤷♀️
Anywaaay, even with my rants, I have to say this was actually pretty enjoyable for the most part, like I said (except that rushed ending). If readers wants to read something short and light, I think they should give this one a chance.
“It wasn’t my fault I’d been born with golden hair.”
Someone wanted your attention in a club. They didn’t know your name. Calm down. It’s not that serious. This is on page 5 and immediately I dislike the FMC.
you get a siren, a vampire king and a pack of werewolves trying to force their marks on said sirens sister. naturally, you agree to a mating of convienience if it keeps your family safe. and if you get a free 11-story-deep-pool (you can lay on the bottom of for hours whenever life gets overwhelming) nothing can go wrong, right?
there is banter, there is biting and there is a possessive vampire king worrying about his siren, all while both of them are trying to out-stubborn the other one.
One thing about Lola Glass books? That they'll be quick, have a VERY simple plot, and that everything will be surface deep. Is that a bad thing? Not necessarily. When I want fluff, I know which author to go to. When I'm in the mood for long-winded and intricate plots, then I know what author to not go to.
Overall, this was just that. A straightforward, quick, and fluffy paranormal romance. There was barely any buildup to the romance (since they are fated mates). He ties her to him in a very questionable way, which is then explained and justified away. The plot is very much in the background (barely visible), with how much it doesn't affect the romance.
It may seem like I'm criticizing this story, and I'm not! It's great for what it is! If you're looking for deep storytelling, this one is a shallow puddle. I'd recommend you look elsewhere. For being what it is, I enjoyed it. Though I don't intend to continue on with this series as of now. That could change in the future if I'm in a weird mood.
I am positive all of the other reviews must be paid for. This book is terrible. It is poorly written and extremely bland. The characters are one dimensional and the story itself is just silly.
»You’re the one feeding him—you can claim anything that’s his. You’ve got him by the balls, Blair.«
★ ★ ★ ★
❥ 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒓 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ I really liked her and the way she handles her situation. She is strong, stubborn and has a great sense of humour.
❥ 𝑫𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒂𝒏 ࣪⋆✮ I adored him. He was gentle and kind towards Blair although he forced her to be his mate.
✥ 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒐𝒌 This was such a fun and enjoyable read. I giggled a lot and had a great time with this story. The whole plot was kinda unserious and I had a blast while reading. It was interesting and entertaining and the pages just flew by. The world building was great and it was unique that the mate bond can be summonded by just calling it while grabbing each others throats ( so you don‘t need to be mates by fate). This gave the story a thrilling touch. Blair and Damian are good together and I liked them as a couple. Both are stubborn and want to protect those they love. Their banter was so funny and I laughed out loud a lot! It was so amusing to read and I loved this romcom part of the book. Overall this was highly enjoyable and I liked the worldbuilding and characters.
𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤? Yes, if you want a quick and funny read set in a fantasy world. But don’t expect a literary masterpiece.
𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐬 ᡣ𐭩ྀི₊ ⊹ possessive and protective hero, instant attraction, touch her and die, forced proximity, he falls first and harder, vampire king x siren, mates, urban fantasy, romcom, opposites attract, blood mates, biting, he builds a large pool for her, mating arrangement
I liked this one, but I don't think I'll continue with the rest of the series - it didn't really catch me, unfortunately.
I could theoretically understand why the h was scared of love - she grew up being told by her mother to never fall in love, and how vulnerable sirens are. However, I think she took it too far - up until almost the very end, she still thought of them as something other than "real mates" even though she could feel his emotions and so she knew he was in love with her and devoted to her. I'm okay with a little bit of push and pull, but this wasn't for me in this case.
– Dual pov – Vampire H/siren h – Both celibate (no info on H's past, 100% NOT a manwhore but experienced considering he's super old, h 'starves' herself because she doesn't like kissing strangers, but she does when needed - some experience with sex, but limited partners) – No cheating or OM drama/slight OW drama but not really – HFN ending - leads into next book
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
I am so grateful that most of this series is out and I won’t have to wait on the rest of the books!! This was supernatural romance at its best and I am so excited to keep going with the series! It was hot and spicy and the perfect kind of grumpy. If you like supernatural romances give it a go and look for my reviews as I make my way through the rest of the series!
I seriously loved this book. After reading so many dark romantasy books it was a nice change of pace to actually read a light hearted one. Don’t get me wrong, there was plenty of spice and fantasy/monster moments. It was definitely a quick read for me to the point where I read this in one sitting because of how hooked I was to the story. I really loved Blaire and Damian’s relationship. They really wanted to hate each other but deep down they knew they couldn’t live without one another♥️
Sometimes a quick/cute/simple read is what you need.
This was absolute brain candy. Humour toed the line of being too silly, but it was just enough to actually make you laugh. Books 1 and 2 were my favorite, 3 started to slide a bit, and 4 and 5 didn't have the magic. I just didn't believe the relationships in 4 and 5 like I did in 1 and 2. And in 3 I just didn't like the MMC all that much...
If you need something to help get you out of a slump, or something that just doesn't take all that much brain power, I recommend. If you aren't feeling book 1, then maybe don't continue with the series. If you like 1, you'll have a good time with the rest.
Worldbuilding is as shallow as a puddle, and the character work is very light or I’d give this a higher rating tbh. I like the setup but the sirens have the sketchiest of backgrounds, the manor somehow houses thousands of people and practically functions as a town but that doesn’t really make any kind of sense. I keep hoping for more but it’s meh.
Story concept had the potential to be something, but writing was weak. There is no depth to characters or sorry in general. Love scenes were quick and uneventful, although there were plenty. I only finished because I had a reading challenge, and I needed to make it count.
It was never meant to be that serious of a book or have that complex of a story. Even in the afterword, the author mentioned that she basically wrote it just for shits and gigs, which honestly you go girl.
I enjoyed reading it and the concept of sirens is one that I don’t really ever read about, so that was fun. I will say the world building is very minimal and the political structure didn’t really make sense to me, but again that’s not what this was really about.
The characters were really one dimensional and read like they were written very quickly. Is this necessarily a bad thing? No, but if you’re going into this with high expectations, I’d lower them.
Overall enjoyable easy ready that 13 year old me would’ve eaten up on Wattpad at 2am. However, as an adult woman now, it’s a 2/5.