This book started promisingly enough; the author used some descriptive prose which evoked the wild beauty of Scotland but she became bogged down in the peat as she rehashed conversations and got carried away describing everything in minute detail. Who needs three pages of shopping for kitting out a man in traditional highland gear? Not me. I wouldn't have finished it but was stuck in a hotel with nothing else to read.
SPOILERS AHEAD
This story centers mainly on two rich/privileged families whose lives have intertwined over the years. One family consists of father Edmund, second wife Virginia, their young son Henry, daughter Alexa from his first marriage and patriarch Vi. Yes, Virginia and Vi and a secondary character named Verena to add to the confusion. The other family is a Scottish lord, Archie, wife Isobel, daughter Lucilla, son Hamish and estranged sister to Archie, Pandora.
Edmund is a cold, unreasonable, spoiled man. His high powered job keeps him away from his family most of the time. We learn that he is embarrassed by his daughter Alexa's appearance. He has a habit of marrying beautiful women so poor Alexa just doesn't measure up as she is not all that physically attractive and her body shape is somewhat dumpy. He cruelly sends his 8 year old Henry, a sensitive child and the delight of his mother, Virginia to boarding school against his and her wishes. While Virginia raises legitimate concerns, he steamrolls his way through it anyway without any regard for anyone else's opinion. Virginia, his half American, younger wife has clearly lost her identity now that she has married into this horrible family. Vi, her mother-in-law, is made out to be wise and sweet but at her cold core is a monster. More on that later.
Archie is a former soldier, wounded in a skirmish with the IRA. He is land rich but cash poor so his put upon wife Isobel takes in paying guests to help make ends meet. She is basically a doormat (as are most of the women) who does without so her men folk can shoot grouse, drink malt whiskey and take 5 pairs of leather shoes to boarding school. Apparently 12 year olds need five pairs of them. Hamish, the aforementioned 12 year old is basically a spoiled brat who eats a lot. Lucilla, their adult daughter, seems nicer; maybe they couldn't afford to send her to boarding school. While she is travelling, she meets up with her aunt, Pandora. They have all been invited to a fancy shmancy dance in Scotland so after years of not seeing her family, Pandora decides to travel back with Lucilla and her friend, Jeff.
Virginia, visiting London because she is upset that Henry is going away, stops in to see Alexa and learns she is living with her boyfriend, Noel. He will fit right in with this bunch as he is all about the best parties, appearances, and the finer things in life. Is he after her money? What else could he possibly see in her?
The author attempts to inject some urgency by introducing us to Lottie, sister of the long suffering Edie. Vi claims that Edie is her best friend but she is basically "the help", being nanny to both Alexa and Henry. She also does everything else: keeping house, preparing and serving meals, doing laundry, ironing, and polishing his nibs silver buttons on his fancy highland dress gear. Edmund even wonders if one of his women folk got round to it, lord knows he is helpless to do any manual labour himself. But I digress. Lottie is described as crazy, disturbing, weird. She has a trace of a mustache so she is also supposed to look evil I suppose. She is basically a Cassandra type figure, speaking the truth but this bunch certainly doesn't want to hear that as it reflects so badly on them. She spies on people and gossips about them, but it is not rumours she is spreading; everything she says is true. She apparently spied Edmund with Pandora when he was married and had Alexa. Of course this gets back to Virginia who meets up with an old friend after reluctantly leaving Henry at boarding school. She gets a bit tipsy and decides she shouldn't drive but coincidentally her pal Conrad just happens to be the "sad American" who has also been invited to the dance. How convenient. So they end up returning to her home (Edmund is away to New York on business) and they sleep together. Their rendezvous is witnessed by Lottie so when Vi finds out she decides to have her recommitted to the looney bin. She even drives her there herself after speaking to her doctor. Edie, the cousin and supposed best friend, isn't happy but Edmund and Vi (and Pandora) always get their way so Edie has to basically suck it up. And continue to serve this horrid bunch.
Which leads me to Pandora, a spoiled, cruel, selfish and lazy creature. The author has various characters describe her as beautiful, spirited, fascinating, and so on but she is scrawny, sleeps most of the time, and only has money because she stole a rich old husband(s) away from other women. She certainly never worked a day in her life and describes herself as not very bright. She never lifts a finger to help but it's Pandora so it's just so wonderful she's around. Blech.
So blah blah blah, pages and pages later we finally get to this dance. The women take great pains to make everything and everyone look nice, preparing food, decorating the place, ironing and setting out clothes. Pandora asks Noel to drive her home and talks to him about Alexa, saying she is gold. Basically, Alexa is the opposite of Pandora: unattractive, dumpy, and hard working. Noel is fascinated by Pandora (why is a mystery) and he's not "in love" with Alexa but he likely realizes he will have as pampered a life as all the other men so he asks Alexa to marry him. I hope for her sake she said no. Another coincidence, Vi met his mother once and described it all in nauseating detail, right down to exactly what they ate. The book needed a good editor, amongst other things.
Pandora goes home, inadvertently breaks a bottle of expensive perfume (which she pointedly leaves for good old Isobel to clean up), grabs sleeping pills and champagne and proceeds to drive to a loch where she drowns herself. Selfish to the end. Apparently she had cancer which was why she was so tired but rather than share this with her family and find comfort from them she refuses treatment (she might lose her hair and she would be forever 'maimed' by a mastectomy). Vanity trumps life every time in her world.
My first, and definitely last, read by this author. She spent about a page talking about the situation with the IRA and another talking about the use of land for hunting which is one way to keep it from being developed for industry, housing or intensive farming. Further exploration of either of those topics would have been interesting. Additionally everything was "terribly" or "frighteningly" this or that. All of the characters basically spoke like everyone else and used these repeatedly. It all became "terribly" predictable.