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Basted
A spicy time in the kitchen can include more than just seasonings.
Thanksgiving is meant to be a joyous time of year. But, when I catch my boyfriend cheating, it’s anything but. After watching that scumbag leave the restaurant with his sidepiece, I find comfort where I always do: with a hot, meaty meal.
And then I meet him: Master Baster and his two brothers, Pip and Jet. Three turkey basters completely devoted to my pleasure. What more could a heartbroken girl ask for on Thanksgiving?
Content Considerations: Basted is a paranormal romance with a curvy FMC who finds love wherever she wants, and sentient turkey basters who won't quit until their new woman is bred.
Thanksgiving is meant to be a joyous time of year. But, when I catch my boyfriend cheating, it’s anything but. After watching that scumbag leave the restaurant with his sidepiece, I find comfort where I always do: with a hot, meaty meal.
And then I meet him: Master Baster and his two brothers, Pip and Jet. Three turkey basters completely devoted to my pleasure. What more could a heartbroken girl ask for on Thanksgiving?
Content Considerations: Basted is a paranormal romance with a curvy FMC who finds love wherever she wants, and sentient turkey basters who won't quit until their new woman is bred.
83 pages, Paperback
Published November 25, 2024
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November 25, 2024I’m going to hell after that one
November 29, 2024
I never want to read the word “juices” ever again
CW: explicit sexual content (including turkey baster group sex and heavy inclusion food/meat fluids), recurring mentions of disordered eating, infidelity, fatphobia and recurring body image issues
CW: explicit sexual content (including turkey baster group sex and heavy inclusion food/meat fluids), recurring mentions of disordered eating, infidelity, fatphobia and recurring body image issues
November 27, 2024
Have you ever walked into thanksgiving and saw those basters filled with turkey gravy and wished ... man these things should have tentacles and gang bang me until they impregnant me with their juices??
No...
Okay well for anyone who has had this thought then THIS is the book for you...
"Are you ready to be spit-roasted like a proper bird?"
TBH this one was not my jam (no pun intended). From the Master Baster to the slippery thanksgiving juices being shot everywhere... I think I lost my appetite for thanksgiving food.
"Please Master, I need you to baste me."
This was a clever sentient object romance that had me cackling at the thought of just how that would even work. One thing these books never explain is how this works with family and friends after they end up together. You're telling me your family just accepted the fact you live with three basters with tentacles that impregnated you with a baby the color of a fresh turkey?
"You're perfect for stuffing. And getting stuffed is so much fun."
This was 69 pages of pure basting chaos and being thanksgiving themed I knew I had to read it before the holiday. A 3-star read for me. Not my favorite sentient object romance but curiosity killed the cat and what not.
No...
Okay well for anyone who has had this thought then THIS is the book for you...
"Are you ready to be spit-roasted like a proper bird?"
TBH this one was not my jam (no pun intended). From the Master Baster to the slippery thanksgiving juices being shot everywhere... I think I lost my appetite for thanksgiving food.
"Please Master, I need you to baste me."
This was a clever sentient object romance that had me cackling at the thought of just how that would even work. One thing these books never explain is how this works with family and friends after they end up together. You're telling me your family just accepted the fact you live with three basters with tentacles that impregnated you with a baby the color of a fresh turkey?
"You're perfect for stuffing. And getting stuffed is so much fun."
This was 69 pages of pure basting chaos and being thanksgiving themed I knew I had to read it before the holiday. A 3-star read for me. Not my favorite sentient object romance but curiosity killed the cat and what not.
November 27, 2024
Is this a Pulitzer? No, but was it entertaining and made me giggle? Yes
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November 29, 2024I need the memory of this power-washed out of my brain
November 9, 2024
I can't imagine being comfortable with all the juices in this book. It made me feel like taking a shower just reading about it all.
This could easily have been a horror story.
This could easily have been a horror story.
November 28, 2024
Normally I reserve one star for a DNF, but this was less than 100 pages so I pushed through. If I hear the words “juices” or “meaty” ever again, it will be too soon.
December 7, 2024
I was curious, okay?
November 28, 2024
I knew when the blurb started off with "A spicy time in the kitchen can include more than just seasonings." that Basted by Abby Hunter was going to be the Thanksgiving book of the season.
And it was...
Our girl Hazel got the crap end of the stick when it comes to boyfriends. Baby girl decks herself out to be the perfect Thanksgiving treat for her good for nothing chef boyfriend. On arrival to surprise him she finds him stuffing something that is not the turkey. Heartbroken, she decides to eat her feelings because she can't stand going back to their flat after what she witnessed. Except she gets much more than she expected when she encounters Master Baster and his brothers, Pip and Jet.
What happens from there is full of an assortment of different juices that definitely have me second guessing my upcoming Thanksgiving meal. This story was both enjoyable and questionable as any good sentient romance should be. Would recommend and giggle along with the next reader as they meet Hazel and her basters.
And to the readers who said this book was "unbelievable" yeah, that is kind of the point. It is fun. It is weird. At times a little cringy but that doesn't take away from the sheer entertainment this book brings. Take the baster out of your bum (or don't) and enjoy the story for what it is.
And it was...
Our girl Hazel got the crap end of the stick when it comes to boyfriends. Baby girl decks herself out to be the perfect Thanksgiving treat for her good for nothing chef boyfriend. On arrival to surprise him she finds him stuffing something that is not the turkey. Heartbroken, she decides to eat her feelings because she can't stand going back to their flat after what she witnessed. Except she gets much more than she expected when she encounters Master Baster and his brothers, Pip and Jet.
What happens from there is full of an assortment of different juices that definitely have me second guessing my upcoming Thanksgiving meal. This story was both enjoyable and questionable as any good sentient romance should be. Would recommend and giggle along with the next reader as they meet Hazel and her basters.
And to the readers who said this book was "unbelievable" yeah, that is kind of the point. It is fun. It is weird. At times a little cringy but that doesn't take away from the sheer entertainment this book brings. Take the baster out of your bum (or don't) and enjoy the story for what it is.
December 6, 2024
BROTHER EUUUHHHH!!! This was one of the most graphic and messy sentient object smut books I’ve ever read. It’s filthy and I ate it up. This woman knows too many synonyms for sexual acts. It was 5% plot, 95% getting holes filled with meaty juices 🥵
Spice 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️.5/5
TLDR: the master basters implant their meaty babies in this “book”
Spice 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️.5/5
TLDR: the master basters implant their meaty babies in this “book”
December 2, 2024
That was uncalled for. 🤣
January 28, 2025
hands down the weirdest shit i’ve ever read. tiffany is getting my next therapy bill.
March 24, 2025
Unhinged Book Madness - Day 5
Sorry I just didn’t like this one!! We got almost no story and all of the book was spice. I think I could have liked it if there was actual plot, but alas it was all cringing and spice.
Rating:
- Unhingedness: 7 (Master Baster)
- Story Structure: 1 (no backstory)
- Spice Level: 9
- Would I recommend: No
Sorry I just didn’t like this one!! We got almost no story and all of the book was spice. I think I could have liked it if there was actual plot, but alas it was all cringing and spice.
Rating:
- Unhingedness: 7 (Master Baster)
- Story Structure: 1 (no backstory)
- Spice Level: 9
- Would I recommend: No
November 30, 2024
No just no. I never want to hear the word juices again. I’d like the last 40 min of my life back thanks
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November 26, 2024The word "juices" appears 110 times over 59 pages
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November 28, 2024No idea what I just read anyway Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
November 29, 2024
This author really cooked with this one.
I’m always going to give a sentient object romance a five star rating because they keep me entertained.
I’m always going to give a sentient object romance a five star rating because they keep me entertained.
November 28, 2024
I was laughing, scratching my head, and wanting to shower all in one 👀🙈🤣
Me trying to figure out how she managed positions at first 🤷🏽♀️
And “Master Baster”, I laughed so hard that I snorted and woke up my husband 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also, should I check myself in? Because that happy ending made me smile 👀
Me trying to figure out how she managed positions at first 🤷🏽♀️
And “Master Baster”, I laughed so hard that I snorted and woke up my husband 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also, should I check myself in? Because that happy ending made me smile 👀
November 4, 2024
What on earth have I just encountered!!?
This was the craziest, funniest, spiciest and dare I say it tastiest quick read ever!
Let me explain!
So I've been seeing a lot on booksta about these shifter and sentient dark romance reads - and I absolutely had to get my hands on one and see what all the hype was about.
And what better place to go than to the lovely Abby - an author I've read before and loved.
Well, I've been there and I've done it now and what an experience it was!
This was definitely something completely different to my usual reads - and I've read a lot of all kinds of genres.
We meet the lovely Hazel, who in a bid to spice things up with her boyfriend, heads to his restaurant - dressed as a sexy turkey!
What she finds is that his late nights working, maybe haven't been so wholesome as he made out!
And this is where our glorious basters come into play - and oh do they know just how to play!
Now, there's not much more to say about the plot of this one - except that Hazel certainly gets her guys... (and a whole load more!)
This grabs your attention right from the start and had me completely captivated and entertained to the very last sentence.
Did I get it - absolutely not!
But was it brilliant - 100%!
The writing style was genius, encompassing everything a spicy read needs and blending it with the food references to perfection.
I would definitely say go into this on an empty stomach though - and I'm super glad that I'm not about to celebrate Thanksgiving - I definitely need a breather before I'll be cooking another roast - that's for sure!
This was the craziest, funniest, spiciest and dare I say it tastiest quick read ever!
Let me explain!
So I've been seeing a lot on booksta about these shifter and sentient dark romance reads - and I absolutely had to get my hands on one and see what all the hype was about.
And what better place to go than to the lovely Abby - an author I've read before and loved.
Well, I've been there and I've done it now and what an experience it was!
This was definitely something completely different to my usual reads - and I've read a lot of all kinds of genres.
We meet the lovely Hazel, who in a bid to spice things up with her boyfriend, heads to his restaurant - dressed as a sexy turkey!
What she finds is that his late nights working, maybe haven't been so wholesome as he made out!
And this is where our glorious basters come into play - and oh do they know just how to play!
Now, there's not much more to say about the plot of this one - except that Hazel certainly gets her guys... (and a whole load more!)
This grabs your attention right from the start and had me completely captivated and entertained to the very last sentence.
Did I get it - absolutely not!
But was it brilliant - 100%!
The writing style was genius, encompassing everything a spicy read needs and blending it with the food references to perfection.
I would definitely say go into this on an empty stomach though - and I'm super glad that I'm not about to celebrate Thanksgiving - I definitely need a breather before I'll be cooking another roast - that's for sure!
November 25, 2024
NO 🙅🏻♀️
November 26, 2024
My face reading this 😟🫣😖
I feel like I need a shower… and not in the good way 😂 too many “juices” comments and pregnancy trope 😐
I feel like I need a shower… and not in the good way 😂 too many “juices” comments and pregnancy trope 😐
November 27, 2024
if I ever hear the word “juices” again it’ll be too soon
November 28, 2024
i’ve read a lot of crazy shit but omg this book was just disturbing.
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November 29, 2024I never want to hear the word juices again
December 10, 2024
I have no words. Zero words. Except this, I never want to hear the word “juices” or “meaty” ever again. Ever ever again. RIP to my eyes, and my sanity 😂 not the worst book I’ve ever read though.
September 21, 2025
Besides the fact that it’s complete nonsense, the writing was really bad, the book contained the same words over and over which made reading it boring at times. Crazy book, but I found it funny at times too!
November 26, 2024
What a time to be alive, when you can spend an hour reading about sexy Thanksgiving.
November 5, 2024
I’m not sure what’s more weird, this book or the fact that I ENJOYED IT!! WOW!!! Basted is a 95% smut and 5% plot kind of book that is stuffed with pure JUICY smut. Abby Hunt delivered to us a unique monster sentient object short book that had me turning page after page eager to keep filling up with more juicy details.
Was it cringy? For those who think this is weird, absolutely. The ending? Was definitely cringy, but it had me laughing and shaking my head after I had gone on an entire smut filled adventure.
We start the book off by following our CURVY (YES I SAID CURVY) female lead who is excited to surprise her unfaithful hubby. Only to find him railing another woman.. Instead, she finds her own guilty pleasure with three basters. Except.. there’s something different about them. The more juices she consumes, and soaks herself with, the more pleasure she feels. And the more pleasure she receives, the more lifelike these basters become. Aimed towards one thing, and one thing only, her pleasure, these basters set out to give her the night of her life, and they do not stop page after page of constant HOT sexy pleasure. By the end, her insecurities fade as she loses herself in pure guilty pleasure.
This is a must read if you are into sentient objects and want to feel in spirit of Thanksgiving!
Was it cringy? For those who think this is weird, absolutely. The ending? Was definitely cringy, but it had me laughing and shaking my head after I had gone on an entire smut filled adventure.
We start the book off by following our CURVY (YES I SAID CURVY) female lead who is excited to surprise her unfaithful hubby. Only to find him railing another woman.. Instead, she finds her own guilty pleasure with three basters. Except.. there’s something different about them. The more juices she consumes, and soaks herself with, the more pleasure she feels. And the more pleasure she receives, the more lifelike these basters become. Aimed towards one thing, and one thing only, her pleasure, these basters set out to give her the night of her life, and they do not stop page after page of constant HOT sexy pleasure. By the end, her insecurities fade as she loses herself in pure guilty pleasure.
This is a must read if you are into sentient objects and want to feel in spirit of Thanksgiving!
November 5, 2024
I have never read anything like this. EVER.
What a way to get into the holidays 😂
If you wanna be stuffed for Thanksgiving this is the book for you.
Hear me out, basters. Like the ones you use to bast a turkey but they’re so much more.
"Are you ready to be spit-roasted like a proper bird?"
The creativity for this is what earned it 5 stars, this is a fun and wild read. If you are serious about reading and are super critical then this isn’t for you. But if your like me and just have fun then I highly recommend.
What a way to get into the holidays 😂
If you wanna be stuffed for Thanksgiving this is the book for you.
Hear me out, basters. Like the ones you use to bast a turkey but they’re so much more.
"Are you ready to be spit-roasted like a proper bird?"
The creativity for this is what earned it 5 stars, this is a fun and wild read. If you are serious about reading and are super critical then this isn’t for you. But if your like me and just have fun then I highly recommend.
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