Things get silly when the Autobot Pretenders throw down with Thunderwing's Mayhem Attack Squad. On the line? The Cybertronian Creation Matrix, and the Transformers' last chance at stopping Unicron!
Then, in the distant future of 2009, Autobot rebels launch a last-ditch assault on Galvatron's stronghold, claiming it in the name of the American people and preventing a nuclear holocaust!
Finally, in the present day, definitely-not-Tony-Stark assembles a team of definitely-not-X-Men to take on a rabid Starscream! Stars gets treated like a punk and the X-Nots double their numbers! Then... Shockwave!
"Next issue: MORE SHOCKS! MORE 'RETURNS'! MORE OUT-AND-OUT ACTION! MORE THRILLS! AND MORE STUPID EXCLAMATIONS ! "The EYE of the STORM!" in 30 days"