Technically, this would be a 4.5 stars. So there, GR!
If you’d asked me a week ago if I’d be a huge fan of a fantasy novel about a heist for bull semen, I would’ve called you the biggest liar who lied. Full stop. Like, c’mon. Bull semen???? Be so for real.
Alas, dear review reader, here we are.
I’m a fan.
Of a bull semen heist book. [sigh]
Let’s get to the goods. EXTRACTION by Dietrich Stogner not only slapped me upside the face with rich setting and gritty characters who have alllll the red flags but a heart despite it, it made me hopelessly addicted to the rest of the companion novels of this world.
First, we have Aldo Marini. He’s freshly off a prison boat for a crime with so many gray areas it’s almost charcoal and is just trying to make some cash, keep his nose clean. He’s also taken to a young orphan who’s maybe more morally gray than Aldo, but dang it, he can’t watch her starve and fall in the same traps as him! Anyway, after a slew of bad decisions that are downright comically facepalm-worthy, Aldo takes a job with more reward than risk, at least he thinks. But if it works, he can disappear with more coin than he’d ever need! And his young friend will never have to grow up as he did.
Admirable, right? You bet.
Then we have the setting. We start in the city of Vetticci, which is like if you took the fish market of New York, slapped some Bourbon Street debauchery on it, and then stewed it in a mob-boss crime network. It’s cramped, it’s loud, it’s riddled with crime, and I loved every bit of it.
Then we meander out to the rolling hills of the Vorchese Ranch, which could be Anywhere, Midwest, but it’s the cattle that make it special. The famous cows. Big as a bus, slow as molasses on a cold day (unless properly motivated *wink wink*), and worth a fortune because of the unique properties of their beef. But it’s not just that. The man of the hour, Naath Vorchese, head of the ranch and a certifiably devout man of his beliefs.
They say a truly terrifying villain is one who believes in their cause, their want, without fail. Naath is that man. And I felt every fanatical and unnervingly direct moment of that barn scene. Holy gods!
Anyway, the dialogue in EXTRACTION was snappy and full of clever wit, the characters made my heart bleed and then sing, the magic system was subtle yet relevant, and other than some personal word icks and the need for an occasional page break when we jump time, I thoroughly enjoyed this book! The pacing was top-notch, and Stogner wrapped up this tale with a satisfying ending that was neither tidy nor easy.
So, if you enjoy your fantasy soft but your characters cut with grit and more than a little delusion. If you enjoy high stakes with a beating heart at its center. If you want a heist tale where everything goes off the rails in the most disastrously glorious way, then EXTRACTION is the book for you.
No bull.