Lola is a book lover with a *slight* romance obsession and a passion for love. Especially love between sassy women and huge, growly magical men ;)
When she's not reading or writing up a storm, she's hanging out with her husband and three kids, or baking something sugary that she *probably* shouldn't eat (but will).
A guide to her books can be found on her website. All of her series can be read entirely on their own, so there's no necessary reading order.
This is the most tedious, inane tripe that I've read in ages. I was so bored. I also wrote so many sarcastic comments.
I could not have cringed more at the "Vamp Manor Homies" group chat or the heroine adding a heart at the end of a note to someone she doesn't know (just in case she expressed too much of an opinion)... or worse, the hero doing the same. I don't know how old the heroine is but she acts like an idiotic teenager. This is some New Adult crap, with vampires too busy having pool parties to do anything interesting or vampiric.
The author treats the reader as though we are stupid, explaining incredibly obvious/entirely unimportant things to us repeatedly. I truly don't care that the reception desk only has openings for three receptionists or that the heroine guessed the names of a few famous side characters a few minutes before being introduced.
It's a shame she didn't use that space to explain some of the things that don't make sense:
- If supernaturals are the biggest danger to sirens, why don't they move away from the supernatural capital?
- How do the siblings ship their products without going out into the world?
- What exactly are "monsters"?
- Why is the heroine so weird about eating? What good is her starving herself actually doing? It goes way beyond negotiation, into control and she's oddly petulant about it.
- Do they ever wash their sheets? How is there still glitter in the bed?
Love Bites starts with a vibe so unhinged it deserves its own warning label. Our girl is making out with a vampire king — as one does — and he just casually bites her. Not in the “oops, passion got away from me” way. No. In the “congratulations, you’re basically engaged now” way.
And then she’s like, “Well, I guess I’ll marry him because the alternative is being hunted by wolf shifters.” Ma’am. That is not a choice. That is a hostage situation with extra steps.
Sera’s entire arc is basically: “I don’t want to marry him.” “I have no options.” “I definitely won’t fall in love with him.” proceeds to fall in love with him like a baby deer slipping on ice.
She’s dramatic, she’s stubborn, she’s a little chaotic, and she has the emotional boundaries of a wet paper towel. I wanted to root for her, but she kept making choices that made me want to gently place her in a time‑out.
And the vampire king? He’s hot, he’s broody, he’s powerful, and he’s got that “I could kill you or kiss you and I haven’t decided yet” energy. But he also has the communication skills of a brick wall. He bites first, explains later, and then acts shocked when she’s confused.
Their chemistry is… fine. Not bad. Not electric. Just “yep, this is happening because the plot says so.”
The worldbuilding is fun but shallow — like someone skimmed a vampire rulebook and said, “Good enough.” The wolf pack threat is basically background noise. The politics are hand‑wavy. And the romance leans heavily on tropes instead of emotional development.
But here’s the thing: It’s entertaining. It’s fast. It’s dramatic in a soap‑opera‑with‑fangs way. It’s the kind of book you read when you want nonsense with a pulse.
The writing is easy, the pacing moves, and the vibes are very “paranormal romance starter pack.” It’s not deep, it’s not groundbreaking, but it’s fun enough to keep you flipping pages even while you’re muttering, “Girl, please.”
A solid 2.5–3 stars: messy, tropey, mildly ridiculous, occasionally charming, and exactly the kind of paranormal popcorn read you pick up when you want drama without thinking too hard.
I can't do this justice right now other than it was cute and funny and I had such a good time. Great consent (except for him pressuring her to mate in the beginning but there was a good reason).
They're cute together and I can't wait to read the sisters' stories.
Low angst/stress while still having a captivating storyline.
It was cute and fun for the most part. It could've been a 4-star if Blaire wasn't so stubborn about her feelings for Damian. 😒
I really love a strong-willed heroine, but it's also possible to be tough without being so infuriatingly stubborn. Blaire's so hellbent on not falling in love that she only got on the same page with Damian in the last chapter. 🫠🥴
And reading that this is where they first said ILY to each other, made me want to lower my rating even more. I don't need the MCs to realize their love for each other way too late in the story. That's no fun to read.
Also, the fact that they decided to have their serious conversations that should've been addressed much earlier in the book only in the last chapter really didn't sit well with me.
Now, come to think of it, a lot of the stuff they did and their interactions in the story were fun to read, but honestly, there wasn't much depth to any of it. Maybe the author's intention was to make everything about them superficial?? Who knows? 🤷♀️
Anywaaay, even with my rants, I have to say this was actually pretty enjoyable for the most part, like I said (except that rushed ending). If readers wants to read something short and light, I think they should give this one a chance.
“It wasn’t my fault I’d been born with golden hair.”
Someone wanted your attention in a club. They didn’t know your name. Calm down. It’s not that serious. This is on page 5 and immediately I dislike the FMC.
you get a siren, a vampire king and a pack of werewolves trying to force their marks on said sirens sister. naturally, you agree to a mating of convienience if it keeps your family safe. and if you get a free 11-story-deep-pool (you can lay on the bottom of for hours whenever life gets overwhelming) nothing can go wrong, right?
there is banter, there is biting and there is a possessive vampire king worrying about his siren, all while both of them are trying to out-stubborn the other one.
One thing about Lola Glass books? That they'll be quick, have a VERY simple plot, and that everything will be surface deep. Is that a bad thing? Not necessarily. When I want fluff, I know which author to go to. When I'm in the mood for long-winded and intricate plots, then I know what author to not go to.
Overall, this was just that. A straightforward, quick, and fluffy paranormal romance. There was barely any buildup to the romance (since they are fated mates). He ties her to him in a very questionable way, which is then explained and justified away. The plot is very much in the background (barely visible), with how much it doesn't affect the romance.
It may seem like I'm criticizing this story, and I'm not! It's great for what it is! If you're looking for deep storytelling, this one is a shallow puddle. I'd recommend you look elsewhere. For being what it is, I enjoyed it. Though I don't intend to continue on with this series as of now. That could change in the future if I'm in a weird mood.
I am positive all of the other reviews must be paid for. This book is terrible. It is poorly written and extremely bland. The characters are one dimensional and the story itself is just silly.
The following ratings are out of 5: Romance: ❤️💙💚💛 Spice: 🌶️🌶️🌶️ Chemistry: 🧪🧪🧪 Story/Plot: 📕📗📘📙 World building: 🌏🌍🌎🌏 Character development: 😋🙂😁😛 Narrator(s): 🎙🎙🎙🎙🎙 Narration type: Dual Narration
Character Backgrounds and Plot Summary
Blair is a Siren who has spent much of her life resisting her own nature. Sirens feed by kissing and drawing emotions from others, but Blair hates the process. Unlike her sisters, who seem more comfortable using their powers, she waits until she is nearly starving before feeding. That small detail gives Blair a more sympathetic edge because her struggle is not just about survival. She actively dislikes the thing her species requires to live.
Damien Hale, the vampire king, enters the story in an unexpectedly casual way. Blair meets him in a club while trying to feed, and he offers himself because he has never experienced a Siren feeding on him before. Their first interaction works because it feels curious rather than overly dramatic. Blair feeds deeply on him, and Damien biting her lip during the moment creates a small but important spark between them before they are abruptly separated by the arrival of wolves.
The larger conflict quickly unfolds around Blair’s sister Clementine. Clementine has been forcibly marked by the wolf king, and the sisters have spent weeks hiding because they refuse to accept the idea of her being trapped in a bond they did not choose. Their fear comes from experience. They watched their mothers suffer through miserable marriages and do not want history repeating itself.
The story shifts into a marriage bargain once Damien discovers Blair is his blood mate. Vampire mates are absolute, meaning he cannot drink from anyone else after finding her. He agrees to help Clementine with the wolf problem, but only if Blair marries him. What follows becomes a mixture of forced proximity, political maneuvering, and reluctant attraction as Blair tries to decide whether Damien wants her or simply wants the mate fate handed him.
Highlights and Limitations
One of the book’s strongest elements is Blair herself. Her discomfort with feeding gives her more personality than a standard paranormal romance heroine. Instead of instantly accepting supernatural traditions, she questions them. She is suspicious of mating systems and deeply protective of her sisters. Her motivations remain understandable throughout the book because they are rooted in fear of losing freedom.
The sister dynamic is another standout. The five sisters feel like actual siblings rather than interchangeable side characters. Their constant worrying, arguing, and protecting one another creates some of the book’s strongest moments. The situation with Clementine especially adds urgency because it does not feel like an abstract threat. The sisters genuinely believe she could end up trapped in a life she never wanted.
Damien also avoids becoming a cold, untouchable king archetype. Even though he is powerful, he often feels patient and almost amused around Blair. His willingness to help her sisters gives him depth beyond simply pursuing his mate.
The world building is also interesting. The Manor with its five supernatural factions offers a setup that feels like it could support an entire series. The idea that Sirens and vampires share similar parasitic magic is an especially nice touch because it creates an immediate connection between Blair and Damien.
The main limitation comes from pacing. A lot happens quickly in the first half of the book. Readers barely have time to settle into one conflict before another appears. Blair meets Damien, discovers a mating connection, deals with her sister’s crisis, and gets pulled into a marriage proposal relatively fast.
Blair’s resistance to Damien occasionally starts to feel repetitive as well. Her distrust makes sense because of her family history and fear of forced bonds, but some internal debates circle through similar thoughts multiple times. Since Damien spends much of the book showing patience and support, there are moments where the push and pull continues longer than necessary.
Narration
Lauren Barrie and Lucas Dixon work well together in bringing the dual perspectives to life. Barrie captures Blair’s anxiety and stubbornness effectively. Blair spends a lot of time balancing sarcasm, frustration, and emotional uncertainty, and Barrie handles those shifts naturally. She especially sells Blair’s awkwardness during scenes where feeding or attraction becomes unavoidable.
Lucas Dixon gives Damien a smoother, calmer presence that fits his character. Damien could have easily come across as domineering because he is a king making marriage demands, but Dixon’s performance leans more toward confidence and quiet humor. That choice helps soften some of Damien’s potentially overbearing moments.
Their performances complement one another because Blair often feels emotionally chaotic while Damien projects steadiness. That contrast matches the relationship dynamic in the story itself.
Final Opinion
Love Bites sets up an entertaining paranormal romance with a heroine who feels different from the typical genre lead. Blair’s dislike of her own Siren nature, combined with her fierce loyalty toward her sisters, gives her motivations that feel grounded rather than manufactured.
The strongest parts of the audiobook are the family dynamics and the tension surrounding freedom versus fate. Blair does not fear love itself. She fears losing the ability to choose her own future. That concern gives emotional weight to the romance and makes her hesitation understandable.
While the pacing occasionally moves too quickly and some relationship resistance repeats itself, the book succeeds at delivering humor, supernatural politics, and romantic tension. Add in strong narration from Lauren Barrie and Lucas Dixon, and this becomes a fun start to a series that leaves plenty of room for the remaining sisters’ stories.
»You’re the one feeding him—you can claim anything that’s his. You’ve got him by the balls, Blair.«
★ ★ ★ ★
❥ 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒓 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ I really liked her and the way she handles her situation. She is strong, stubborn and has a great sense of humour.
❥ 𝑫𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒂𝒏 ࣪⋆✮ I adored him. He was gentle and kind towards Blair although he forced her to be his mate.
✥ 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒐𝒌 This was such a fun and enjoyable read. I giggled a lot and had a great time with this story. The whole plot was kinda unserious and I had a blast while reading. It was interesting and entertaining and the pages just flew by. The world building was great and it was unique that the mate bond can be summonded by just calling it while grabbing each others throats ( so you don‘t need to be mates by fate). This gave the story a thrilling touch. Blair and Damian are good together and I liked them as a couple. Both are stubborn and want to protect those they love. Their banter was so funny and I laughed out loud a lot! It was so amusing to read and I loved this romcom part of the book. Overall this was highly enjoyable and I liked the worldbuilding and characters.
𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤? Yes, if you want a quick and funny read set in a fantasy world. But don’t expect a literary masterpiece.
𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐬 ᡣ𐭩ྀི₊ ⊹ possessive and protective hero, instant attraction, touch her and die, forced proximity, he falls first and harder, vampire king x siren, mates, urban fantasy, romcom, opposites attract, blood mates, biting, he builds a large pool for her, mating arrangement
I liked this one, but I don't think I'll continue with the rest of the series - it didn't really catch me, unfortunately.
I could theoretically understand why the h was scared of love - she grew up being told by her mother to never fall in love, and how vulnerable sirens are. However, I think she took it too far - up until almost the very end, she still thought of them as something other than "real mates" even though she could feel his emotions and so she knew he was in love with her and devoted to her. I'm okay with a little bit of push and pull, but this wasn't for me in this case.
– Dual pov – Vampire H/siren h – Both celibate (no info on H's past, 100% NOT a manwhore but experienced considering he's super old, h 'starves' herself because she doesn't like kissing strangers, but she does when needed - some experience with sex, but limited partners) – No cheating or OM drama/slight OW drama but not really – HFN ending - leads into next book
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
I am so grateful that most of this series is out and I won’t have to wait on the rest of the books!! This was supernatural romance at its best and I am so excited to keep going with the series! It was hot and spicy and the perfect kind of grumpy. If you like supernatural romances give it a go and look for my reviews as I make my way through the rest of the series!
I seriously loved this book. After reading so many dark romantasy books it was a nice change of pace to actually read a light hearted one. Don’t get me wrong, there was plenty of spice and fantasy/monster moments. It was definitely a quick read for me to the point where I read this in one sitting because of how hooked I was to the story. I really loved Blaire and Damian’s relationship. They really wanted to hate each other but deep down they knew they couldn’t live without one another♥️
Sometimes a quick/cute/simple read is what you need.
This was absolute brain candy. Humour toed the line of being too silly, but it was just enough to actually make you laugh. Books 1 and 2 were my favorite, 3 started to slide a bit, and 4 and 5 didn't have the magic. I just didn't believe the relationships in 4 and 5 like I did in 1 and 2. And in 3 I just didn't like the MMC all that much...
If you need something to help get you out of a slump, or something that just doesn't take all that much brain power, I recommend. If you aren't feeling book 1, then maybe don't continue with the series. If you like 1, you'll have a good time with the rest.
Worldbuilding is as shallow as a puddle, and the character work is very light or I’d give this a higher rating tbh. I like the setup but the sirens have the sketchiest of backgrounds, the manor somehow houses thousands of people and practically functions as a town but that doesn’t really make any kind of sense. I keep hoping for more but it’s meh.
Story concept had the potential to be something, but writing was weak. There is no depth to characters or sorry in general. Love scenes were quick and uneventful, although there were plenty. I only finished because I had a reading challenge, and I needed to make it count.
It was never meant to be that serious of a book or have that complex of a story. Even in the afterword, the author mentioned that she basically wrote it just for shits and gigs, which honestly you go girl.
I enjoyed reading it and the concept of sirens is one that I don’t really ever read about, so that was fun. I will say the world building is very minimal and the political structure didn’t really make sense to me, but again that’s not what this was really about.
The characters were really one dimensional and read like they were written very quickly. Is this necessarily a bad thing? No, but if you’re going into this with high expectations, I’d lower them.
Overall enjoyable easy ready that 13 year old me would’ve eaten up on Wattpad at 2am. However, as an adult woman now, it’s a 2/5.