As the twelve days of christmas unfold, the Krampus emerges from the shadows of his lair, exacting brutal justice on those who have lost their way. Have you made the good list?Each night, he stalks the streets of Somerset, leaving a trail of chaos, carnage and corpses in his wake.The festive cheer is shattered as the locals find themselves at the mercy of the creature that revels in their darkest fears, employing gruesome methods and gnomes to deliver his twisted brand of justice.WILL YOU DO WHAT IT TAKES TO SURVIVE THE KRAMPUS?
That Krampus is a freak. Just sex…all the time…with whoever…whenever. Now this was just a run-on sexfest, with some light horror and comedy elements involved, between our favorite anti-Santa and all of his willing victims. By willing, I’m referring to a certain type. Like the ‘I’m saying no, but I’m spread eagle, pushing your face into my entrance’ kinda type. So, the Krampus bangs his way across 12 days and harvested more…well….hm…corn than a farmer? That’ll have to do. The writing was pretty good and the story never seemed to take itself too seriously, which did it a lot of favors. If you’re feeling festive and randy and just want to turn off your brain for an hour, give this a look. Oh, and I loved the cover, too.
Well, what can I say? There's gnomes, puns and perversion. A fun story, well written with humour and horniness. Very very spicy, great gory moments and reads almost like 12 small stories of those on the naughty list, but a joint story of Anya and Krampus. I especially loved the last chapter twist.
Explicit erotic horror - not for the easily offended
Krampus has to maximise the 12 days crossing into this world. And my, has he got a lotta urges to get out! The cover should give you that hint !
Accompanied by some gigantic and girthy gnomes, he works through his naughty list in a very explicit and vivid way.
The writing was superb, the introductory poem a marvellous insight as to what awaits.
I think this is calling for a prequel or character extension. I really wanted fo know the transgressions of those that Krampus visits so that I could fully understand the treatment meted out. Two characters recognised each other and i hoped this would have played out more to give us something between punishment scenes.
Can anybody escape from the Krampus and his company of murderous raping gnomes. I don't think I've ever read such filthy smut in a book before. Each scene gets more and more intense. Absolutely fantastic.
What can I say? This book had it all. Utter carnage, lots of spice, a great story and even more carnage. Any book where someone ends up wearing a dismembered shrivelled black eggy penis as a necklace has got to be good. Cannot rate it highly enough and I look forward to more from Lolly Sparrow