Bad Santas: A Christmas Novella

by Dee Garcia

“All I want for Christmas is three masked men.”
Nine little words. One filthy dream.

Or is it?

When her work wife tells her there’s a sexy Santa at their annual company Christmas party, Noelle Dawson is skeptical. How could Santa possibly be sexy, she thinks to herself. Boy, is she wrong. This isn’t the holly jolly figure you imagine as a child. No, he’s straight out of a twisted, festive fantasy—and later that night, he makes hers come true.

They all do.

Virulent, masked, and cloaked in red, Nick Cross and his overzealous helpers slide down the chimney for a Christmas Eve tryst Noelle will never forget. Hunted, bound, and bent to their will, she’s their little Ho, Ho, Ho.

And they’re her bad Santas.

One question arises on Christmas morning…
Was it real or was it all just a vivid, tantalizing dream?

PLEASE NOTE: If you’re going into this novella expecting a plot-tastic, full length Hallmark masterpiece, Bad Santas is not for you. This is a quick, smuttylicious read that should take you less than an hour and get you into the Christmas spirit. All books in the Festive Asf Series are complete standalones and do not need to be read in any specific order.

Genres: Christmas, Holiday, Novella, Dark Romance, Why Choose, Romance, Contemporary

53 pages, Kindle Edition

Published December 9, 2024

About the author

Dee Garcia is a voracious fan of romance novels and a long time lover of the written word. Her mission is to craft unique, compelling stories that will give her readers a place to briefly escape the trials and tribulations of everyday reality. With headstrong heroine's who don't need a man to stand on their own two feet, Dee hopes to leave her mark in the Indie world, one plot twist at a time.

Reviews

[Lex · Rating 1 out of 5]

DNF - was having a nice time until he brought his son with him for the threesome 🫩

[Peppa · Rating 4 out of 5]

Merry smutty Christmas🎅🏻🎄!!

Trops/kinks/safety
🖤MFMM
🖤age gap
🖤father and sons
🖤stalking
🖤masked men
🖤daddy kink
🖤praise kink
🖤primal play
🖤double penetration
🖤face fucking
🖤face sitting
🖤rimming

[Larareads · Rating 3 out of 5]

Actual rating 3.25 ⭐️

[kara ₊˚⊹ ᰔ · Rating 2 out of 5]

he brought his SONS to the threesome..??

[Kendra Renae · Rating 4 out of 5]

⭐️4 🌶️5


Did I devour this? Absolutely. Was it short, smutty and to the point like every novella should be? Well yes💁🏾‍♀️. I ate this right tf on up. The only reason I’m not giving it 5 stars is because the whole father and son thing is eeehhhh to me, but I love that the author took the risk. I just prefer masked friends or brothers.

[Sydni Donahue · Rating 3 out of 5]

Bad Santas ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Rating on a novella scale. Was this super cheesy? Absolutely. Was it fun and hot yep. For the amount of pages this did a good job of building the events. Smut could have been better and some lines were too cheesy for me but I had fun and I would love to partake ahah

[Shay · Rating 5 out of 5]

I did not think I would like this one as much as I did. I really do think this is my favorite book in this series.

[Heather myfriendsdontread · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was a pretty wild and entertaining smutty Christmas novella. The FMC, Noelle, goes to a company Christmas party, and decided to flirt with Santa and ask for three masked men for Christmas. She didn’t think that Santa would actually deliver. 😂

My favorite part was the humor. It was filled with all sorts of random Christmas innuendoes and goofy holiday themed lines.

The one thing that I didn’t like though was that some of the scenes and lines are identical to “Slash or Smash” by this author. Not similar. Completely identical. Which is a weird thing for an author to do. That felt lazy to me.

But other than that, it’s good. Weird, dark, and kinky. My favorite type of novella.

[Sarah Ann · Rating 4 out of 5]

Short, filthy, festive nonsense with masked Santas, and zero shame. There’s no pretense of a deep plot here, just unapologetic Christmas chaos that wastes no time getting where it’s going.

Read in under an hour and left me staring at my Kindle like excuse me? Kinda wish there was more.

[Chaitra Nair · Rating 4 out of 5]

Uhhh ohhh what did I step into??? That's filthy as hell.. 😗 Felt a little repetitive.. Kinda same as Slash or smash.. But who cares when you have three masked men waiting to devour you... 🙂‍↔️🥵 I was all in right from the start..😋

[Tia Toro · Rating 5 out of 5]

I do think this may be my new favorite holiday novella

[🐉 PrinZessBookDragon 👑🌶️ · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was so filthy and the sexcapades just went on and on. made me kind wish for some 'bad Santas' for myself! Noelle is one lucky bitch. I recommend this to the erotica lovers and open minded filth connoisseurs....had to give it 6 peppers Enjoy, book whores! 🤤

🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️/5🌶️

[Amanda · Rating 3 out of 5]

Hooly hot damn. This book was spicy! (and I mean spiiiiccyyy 🌶️🥵) It’s a quick, dirty, and festive novella wirh 3 masked men. I do not recommend reading this in public, or if you’re looking for a plot, because you won’t find that here. But if you’re looking for something ho, ho, ho-ish with stocking stuffing, then this might just be for you!

[bookgalbrock 🐝✨ · Rating 4 out of 5]

Bad Santas

Warning Hot. Extremely Hot. Sweat Inducing Levels.
Naughty, Nice & Full Of Spice.

star rating: 4.85
spice rating: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️


Who knew telling Santa what’s at the top of your naughty list would pay off?
That’s one way to get a Merry Ho-Ho-Ho for Christmas.

[Krystle Krystlesbookclub · Rating 4 out of 5]

Short and Spicy!
A Santa with his 2 elves visit 1 girl on the naughty list.
There isn't much else to say, it's a naughty little holiday novella.

[Kristen · Rating 5 out of 5]

Perfect and I mean Perfect Christmas read!!

This book is finished in about 30ish minutes. The spice,the banter,the nods to Christmas themes! I can't take it 🤣 read the book !

[Veronica Jackson · Rating 2 out of 5]

I would’ve rated this higher if the three masked men were friends instead. But this book is quick and spicy. That’s for sure!

[Aubrie Lane · Rating 5 out of 5]

I will never look at Christmas lights the same ever again!!! You all… I am giving this 5 stars for SUPERIOR spice and entertainment. Did this have a lot of plot and characters? No. Did I care? Absolutely not! This spicy Christmas novella gave me all the spice I could ever want.. and I no longer want any other types of stocking stuffers. Three masked built men and every fantasy played out in Christmas fashion!? Say less! Please join me in fangirling our queen of spice!

[Kat · Rating 4 out of 5]

She got 3, THREE masked men for Christmas and I didn’t even have one ?!
That’s so unfair … 😒

[Alexandria G · Rating 5 out of 5]

“No need to be shy,” he coos, the husky baritone of his voice going straight to the apex of my thighs. “Be a good girl and come sit on Santa’s lap.”
5✨
For only 53 pages, this book was SO FESTIVE and SO SPICY🔥

Dee even warned in the intro not to expect much plot - and while it definitely focused on the FMC’s very specific Christmas wish, the tiny little plot it had? Delicious.

If you’re looking for a spicy, short holiday read featuring three masked men (👀), I’d highly recommend this one. I devoured it in under an hour and was completely hooked the entire time. Consider me addicted!

[Willie Mercedes · Rating 5 out of 5]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

Get ready to jingle all the way with a fabulously festive company Christmas bash, throw in a dashing fella in a Santa suit, sprinkle in a cheeky Christmas wish for three masked mischief-makers, and voilà! You've got yourself a delightfully irresistible Christmas novella!

This speedy novella is guaranteed to kick your holiday spirit into high gear, packed with just the right dash of excitement and absolutely flawless fun!

[saralouisereads · Rating 5 out of 5]

5🌶️ do not go into this looking for plot, that is not what this is. it is a spicy af, festive good time. three masked men, christmas eve, and a girl with one wish from santa. and yes i gave this 5 stars, for what it is and what it claims to be, it deserves all 5. 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼

[Jessica · Rating 5 out of 5]

Straight smut! Quick and 😈 naughty!

[ritα ۶ৎ · Rating 4 out of 5]

if you saw me reading this… no you didn’t!! 🫣

[Rebecca · Rating 3 out of 5]

yearly christmas novellas in order to hit my reading goal have commenced. this was very weird to me ngl but it kept my attention.

[Amandatory Reading · Rating 4 out of 5]

Festive, weird and kinky! I liked all the Christmas innuendos. 😂 Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas indeed. 🎅 🎄 🌶️

[Simzci · Rating 5 out of 5]

Delicious

We didn't come for the plot, no sir. We came for the festive fun.

What more can you ask for?

[Dara Lawson · Rating 4 out of 5]

If you didn't like Credence, this will definitely not be for you 🤭

[PotatoPeta · Rating 2 out of 5]

What in the smutty hell did I just read 🤣

[leigh · Rating 3 out of 5]

I wanted a short novella to hit my 30th book of the year, and since it was Christmas season, I picked this up thinking it would be a quick, festive read. I did read the description… but I still did not know what I was in for.

Because what do you mean a father and his two sons?? Isn’t that wild as hell??? I was genuinely sitting there questioning my life choices halfway through.

I honestly don’t even know what to say after finishing this except: damn, girl. Waking up feeling like you just survived a full-body workout with evidence everywhere is certainly a way to start the day.

This was short, shocking, unhinged, and definitely not what I expected going in. Enter at your own risk, curiosity really will get the best of you.