Football moves so quickly these days that it can be hard to keep track of everything. But fret not, weary traveller: David Squires is here to guide you through the pandemonium.
Taking us from 2018 to the 2024 Euro, Squires tackles some of the sport's most pressing questions: Is Emo José Mourinho doing okay after his latest ride on the managerial carousel? How many more teams will be lucky enough to be bought by 'benevolent' billionaires? Will Manchester City ever let anyone else win the Premier League again? And how on earth does FIFA continue to be laughably inept in almost every way imaginable...?
Drawn from the immensely popular Guardian cartoons, Chaos in the Box captures modern football's most memorable - and ludicrous - moments.
If modern football could still be said to have something resembling a moral compass, then it is odd that it appears to reside with a Swindon Town-supporting cartoonist who has an unhealthy obsession with Roy Hodgson. But I suppose you have to take your heroes where you can find them, and for years David Squires has been doing heroic work depicting the unseemly underbelly of world football.
“Chaos in the Box” is Squires’ latest collection of Guardian cartoons, and reading it as I did alongside “States of Play” – Miguel Delaney’s account of sportswashing and the corporate takeover of global football – would frequently make you fear for future of the sport (and for your own sanity as a football fan). While ostensibly a comic writer, many of David Squires’ cartoons pack an emotional punch. Just three cases in point are his obituaries of Jack and Bobby Charlton and his chronicle of Rupchandra Rumba (a migrant worker who lost his life in horrific circumstances constructing one of Qatar’s stadiums to host the World Cup).
This could potentially sound worthy, but sanctimonious. But, thankfully, “Chaos in the Box” is hernia-inducingly hilarious, and a more-than-welcome opportunity to reacquaint ourselves with Squires’ comic constructions such as Lego Miguel Arteta, Emo Mourinho and, of course, Roy ‘Woy’ Hodgson. Tastier than a referee’s sandwich wolfed down in front of Chris Wilder.
After Hyde, Brooker, & Mitchell's collected works books being a disappointment when the writing is viewed out of context, will the great David Squires be the same? A bit yep... I would say that his work is best viewed on a Tuesday lunchtime just after publication.
Really good, clever and witty, but I skipped some sections of this book that was gifted to me, as I'm not well-versed enough in Premier League lore to have understood all references, so no rating.