4.5⭐
thank you Netgalley for providing a free e-copy of this book in exchange for an honest review
13+
spoiler free
romance: 4/10 (a few sweet kisses, mentions of the fmc having hookups in the past, mentions of an affair)
cursing: 5/10 (infrequent damn, hell, shit, ass, bitch. F-ck a few times. Semi frequent Lord’s name in vain)
violence: 6/10 (Pom’s grandmother is stabbed to death. Pom is attacked and threatened with murder)
other: Characters have a reported past of drinking and partying. Mentions of vaping. One side character is non binary. Pom supports art galleries exclusively for artists of color and queer artists.
first person, past tense
publish date: 3-18-2025
“Never move to Florida, Pom. It’s all alligators and old people.”
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OVERVIEW
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FIRSTLYYY when this book comes out I need to get myself a copy. Bc this was so freaking good. I was hooked from the first page.
Also, this book is 100% clean! Not even any fade to black scenes which I appreciated after so many books I’ve read this year having spice in it. I needed a break ahaha
The plot twists were so good, I had no idea who dunnit (tho I might just be high-key stupid…). It shaped up to be a great book that kept me super entertained.
The romance was super cute and I am in love with Gabe… Like seriously 🥲
It’s amazing. Genuinely. Please go read it.
The relationships in this book were so strong, and the forgiveness and apologies in this book was so heartfelt and I loved how the characters worked past disagreements.
the writing
While it wasn’t phenomenal it’s definitely better than books I’ve read in the past (COUGH Powerless. COUGH If He Had Been With Me. HACK). I hope this book gets all the hype it deserves and more.
I laughed out loud a couple times hehehehe
His smile was like the rising sun, “You want to go to Jackson Heights with me?”
I linked my elbow with his. “I’d go anywhere with you.”
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PLOT
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Pomona Afton as grown up with a silver spoon in her mouth. She had everything she ever wanted, clothes, money, boys. But it all comes crashing down after a clause in her Grandmother’s will put the whole company on pause after her untimely murder. The only way to reinstate the Afton’s Family Fortune is to catch the perp before a year passes. But to do so Pomona will have to have her wits about her… and possibly a little help from the son of her childhood nanny, Gabe.
Swimming in a sea of suspects and motive, will Pom and Gabe be able to catch the killer before it’s too late?
10/10 fast paced plot that had me on my toes.
“Your grandma sounds like a bitch. I kind of want to kill her. Oh, wait….”
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CHARACTERS
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POM so, first off, her name is SO obnoxious. Like wtcrap is that? Pomona? Pom? POM POM? Was that on purpose? Bc it made me want to pull out all of my hair. And I get that she’s snotty, that makes sense, she’s supposed to be that way. But that didn’t stop me from finding her so annoying in the first quarter of the book. Tho, she got infinitely better as time went on and I found myself liking her more and more. There’s something charming about a character with a high society past being brought down so low she can’t even afford a taxi. It’s almost a good thing that her grandmother got murdered….
I loved that she had a baking addiction, and if I’m being completely honest there were several times as I was reading that I had to put the book down and bake myself something. I don’t have her skill though hahaha.
GABE excuse me, hottie alert. Guys, he works at a coffee shop and takes night classes so he can become a TEACHER. If that’s not the cutest thing ever, I don’t know what is. I am now parital towards the idea of naming a future son Gabriel. Don’t tell my future husband.
He’s so humble and he has a shy side which I found so freaking adorable.
He would not appreciate being called “cute” or “adorable” but he’s not around to give me the stink eye so I think it’s okay.
SQUEAKY MEATBALL I don’t rlly have much to say abt this little ball of fluff, besides the fact that Squeaky and or Meatball are both hilarious names. And I love cats. So bonus points for him. He made me want to snuggle with my grandma’s cats, but unfortunately for me, my grandma lives five hours away 🤡
Family wasn’t only flesh and blood, though. Family was about who loved you and who built you up, not tore you down.
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CONCLUSION
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Add this to your tbr and I will be a happy girl.
It’s a super light read, and has the murder mystery aspects while also still being lighthearted and fluffy.
“I think everybody is capable of terrible things, that’s what makes us human beings.”
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PLAYLIST
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I’ll just put ones in that I thought of as I was reading
no body, no crime - Taylor Swift
Anti Hero - Taylor Swift
You’re On Your Own Kid - Taylor Swift
Bones - imagine Dragons
Close to You - Gracie Abrams
Rise Up - Imagine Dragons
Whatever it Takes - Imagine Dragons
Sad Songs in a Hotel Room - Joshua Bassett
Perfect - One Direction