Attack of the Were-Muff: A Bizarro Novelette

by Jerry Blaze

In this bizarro noir adventure, Wally is an ex-junkie private investigator haunted by the consequences of his first successful case. He also faces prejudice from the world on account of his species (he's a Velociraptor).

After another successful case, Wally finds his client has been murdered. Suddenly, he meets the beautiful and mysterious, Lorelei. However, Lorelei hides a dark secret and when things start to get worse, the secret reveals itself!

This story is filled with absurdity, bloody violence and hot Dino/mutant erotica; viewer discretion is heavily advised!

54 pages, Paperback

Published December 19, 2024

Reviews

[Peter Topside · Rating 4 out of 5]

A velociraptor that’s a private investigator? You can’t get a better lead character than that. And some of the supporting characters, which I absolutely refuse to spoil, are extremely creative and memorable. A lot of this brought me back to Dragnet with Joe Friday having such a bland, serious tone and mindset which, somehow, was incredibly amusing. The story is ludicrous and introduces some really amazing and random dynamics that, mostly, blend together. However, nothing is allowed to simmer with the reader, as it moves extremely quick, to a fault. If Jerry Blaze just expanded on certain plot points, it would have not only made this a more well-rounded story, but also allowed for some better delivery of the material. Not without some faults, it is still well worth the price of admission.

[Jessica Mays · Rating 4 out of 5]

This story was so fun. Wallace is a private investigator. That job is hard in itself, even harder when you're a velociraptor. As the events unfurl, wally ends up on a wild ride between vicious, gory deaths and incredibly, erotic sex. I never thought about what it'd be like to fuck a dinosaur ..but now the words "dino-cock" and "dino-schlong" live on in my brain. Jerry writes some brilliant stuff! Highly recommend!

[Paige Ray · Rating 4 out of 5]

Another funtastic bizarro read from Mr. Blaze! Wallace is an ex private investigator that’s currently working a case for a client on the side. Whenever he discovers his client dead things get a bit hairy from here on out😳😉🐺

Oh and did I mention that Wallace is a velociraptor? This was a story that never let up for a second. Endless action, creatures and pirates makes one hell of an adventure!

[Matthew Gleason · Rating 5 out of 5]

I was given a free digital copy to review. Jerry knocked it out of the park with this one. I don't know much about baseball but I'm pretty sure that's a good thing to do. This book is one trippy filthy mess and I love it.

[Sophie · Rating 4 out of 5]

So this is the story of a P.I who is also a veloceraptor. He gets mixed up in the crazy story of the were muff, which is exactly what you think it is! This is another crazy entry from Mr.Blaze and this dude can turn any wacky idea into a very interesting and very fun read. Short and great book I'd deffo recommend to the weird people out there packed full of violence, silliness and even some feelings!!

[Sara Lawrence · Rating 5 out of 5]

Attack of the Were-Muff, yes it is exactly what it sounds like and no I can’t really explain in many more words without spoiling this epically bizarre story for anyone but I can tell you that snorting ass pillows is not a real thing so no worries there. Besides that, buckle up for this weirdly intriguing, erotic, and bizarre horror story from Mr. Blaze.

[Stu Logan · Rating 5 out of 5]

Wally is a ex junkie private investigator, trying to get back on track after his first successful case.
The kicker is he is a velociraptor, and society aren't really fussed on the species.
After capturing incriminating evidence about a client's wife, he goes to collect payment, only to find his client dead.
However he meets a mysterious woman,, with a very hairy secret named Lorelei.
This review sounds quite normal for a Jerry Blaze novella, but I've held back how truly insane this story becomes,, so readers can enjoy the disbelief that I did. Truly and utterly bonkers throughout,, and I loved every word 😊