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Master Krampus: A Monster Erotica Shortie
Late shift at the deli… and Krampus just made me his special order!
It’s just another late-night shift at the campus deli—until he walks in.
Tall, thick, horned, and hotter than any guy I’ve fantasized about, Krampus towers over me. He says he’s here for someone naughty, someone deserving of punishment, but it’s not my name on his list.
Except that he found me hiding a pickle somewhere other than on the Christmas tree, and he’s more than willing to add my name and dole out an appropriate punishment.
By the time he’s done with me, I’m not sure I’ll ever try to stay off the naughty list again.
This 16-page short story is sprinkled with fun and will fit nicely into whatever naughty time you make available!
It’s just another late-night shift at the campus deli—until he walks in.
Tall, thick, horned, and hotter than any guy I’ve fantasized about, Krampus towers over me. He says he’s here for someone naughty, someone deserving of punishment, but it’s not my name on his list.
Except that he found me hiding a pickle somewhere other than on the Christmas tree, and he’s more than willing to add my name and dole out an appropriate punishment.
By the time he’s done with me, I’m not sure I’ll ever try to stay off the naughty list again.
This 16-page short story is sprinkled with fun and will fit nicely into whatever naughty time you make available!
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Published December 22, 2024
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December 5, 2025
Second book in the series and just as unhinged. But where else can you find a short and sweet novella dedicated to Krampus punishing naughty girls with his dick? Probably nowhere. I'm not sure why I'm still reading these, but they are short and at the very least entertaining. And at this point I kind of need to know if he ever finds Lydia.
This story starts off by our FMC finishing up her shit at work. She's covering the shift for Lydia, who we hear mention of in the last book - the roommate who let the last FMC use her card to get extra study time. If you recall, Krampus was looking for Lydia initially to punish before he made due with who he found in the study room. As a thanks for covering the shift, Lydia gives a condom to the FMC and tells her to have fun. But the FMC has never had need of a condom and doesn't really know how to use one. Then the story pans to a jar of pickles. Sweet Jesus ... do not somehow use the pickles. But she freaking does, because of course she does. Takes one of those bad boys out of the jar with a pair of tongs (obviously super concerned about cleanliness) and hops up on the counter to take care of business. Because this is the exact environment that you should try out something extra kinky at. At your place of employment on a countertop after your shift. She sheaths up that pickle with the condom and gets ready. And with this cringy line - "Light are off, open sign is off ... time for me to get off." - the FMCC gets down to it. To make things less weird for herself, she imagines the pickle as a football player. Perfect substitution. Right when she's about to tip over the edge, the FMC feels like someone is watching her and hears a growl.
These FMC's have like no sense of self preservation. Because instead of running, the FMC engages with the monstrous creature she finds herself facing off against and asks who he is. Krampus introduces himself and explains he punishes the naughty on his list on Krampusnacht. When she questions if it's for Santa ... he says, no ... like your Master. And here we have reference to our title. And obviously, the FMC refers to him exclusively as "master" for the duration of their encounter. He takes the pickle out and then out of the condom and is then going to use the pickle on her again sans condom but pauses to have her sign the contract ... for Lydia. He is once again looking for a woman that he cannot seem to find. The FMC explains that she isn't Lydia. And despite his irritation at being thwarted for a second time, Krampus adds this person to his list to punish as well. He explains that she can either take her punishment in the form of birch branch spankings or something else. Unlike our last FMC, this one chooses the something else.
I feel like the only person who truly needs punishment at this point is the person who decided to use the phrase "pickle pocket" in reference to the FMC's vagina. I mean, I get it. But it felt forced, like the whole premise was designed around getting to use that exact phrase.
Anywho - turns out that "something else" punishment is Krampus deep throating the FMC with the sex pickle and shoving her onto his dick. And she can't cum until he allows it. But if you recall ... the thing is massive. So he just shoves a virgin with no prep onto his monster schlong? I don't fucking think so. But with some story magic, the FMC is apparently LOVING it and isn't dying from being split in half like a watermelon. The mess that their combined "release" makes as a result of their joining is nothing short of a health code violation. That sort of thing should not take place in a kitchen of any kind.
And at the end of their time together, Krampus is all together unaffected and asks where he can actually find Lydia. Which ... rude. Once he gets his answer, he completes their time together by spanking her with the birch branch and biting her on the ass. Ya know, as proof and receipt of punishment so that he meets his quota of punishing the naughty. Whole thing makes sense from start to finish thank goodness.
This story starts off by our FMC finishing up her shit at work. She's covering the shift for Lydia, who we hear mention of in the last book - the roommate who let the last FMC use her card to get extra study time. If you recall, Krampus was looking for Lydia initially to punish before he made due with who he found in the study room. As a thanks for covering the shift, Lydia gives a condom to the FMC and tells her to have fun. But the FMC has never had need of a condom and doesn't really know how to use one. Then the story pans to a jar of pickles. Sweet Jesus ... do not somehow use the pickles. But she freaking does, because of course she does. Takes one of those bad boys out of the jar with a pair of tongs (obviously super concerned about cleanliness) and hops up on the counter to take care of business. Because this is the exact environment that you should try out something extra kinky at. At your place of employment on a countertop after your shift. She sheaths up that pickle with the condom and gets ready. And with this cringy line - "Light are off, open sign is off ... time for me to get off." - the FMCC gets down to it. To make things less weird for herself, she imagines the pickle as a football player. Perfect substitution. Right when she's about to tip over the edge, the FMC feels like someone is watching her and hears a growl.
These FMC's have like no sense of self preservation. Because instead of running, the FMC engages with the monstrous creature she finds herself facing off against and asks who he is. Krampus introduces himself and explains he punishes the naughty on his list on Krampusnacht. When she questions if it's for Santa ... he says, no ... like your Master. And here we have reference to our title. And obviously, the FMC refers to him exclusively as "master" for the duration of their encounter. He takes the pickle out and then out of the condom and is then going to use the pickle on her again sans condom but pauses to have her sign the contract ... for Lydia. He is once again looking for a woman that he cannot seem to find. The FMC explains that she isn't Lydia. And despite his irritation at being thwarted for a second time, Krampus adds this person to his list to punish as well. He explains that she can either take her punishment in the form of birch branch spankings or something else. Unlike our last FMC, this one chooses the something else.
I feel like the only person who truly needs punishment at this point is the person who decided to use the phrase "pickle pocket" in reference to the FMC's vagina. I mean, I get it. But it felt forced, like the whole premise was designed around getting to use that exact phrase.
Anywho - turns out that "something else" punishment is Krampus deep throating the FMC with the sex pickle and shoving her onto his dick. And she can't cum until he allows it. But if you recall ... the thing is massive. So he just shoves a virgin with no prep onto his monster schlong? I don't fucking think so. But with some story magic, the FMC is apparently LOVING it and isn't dying from being split in half like a watermelon. The mess that their combined "release" makes as a result of their joining is nothing short of a health code violation. That sort of thing should not take place in a kitchen of any kind.
And at the end of their time together, Krampus is all together unaffected and asks where he can actually find Lydia. Which ... rude. Once he gets his answer, he completes their time together by spanking her with the birch branch and biting her on the ass. Ya know, as proof and receipt of punishment so that he meets his quota of punishing the naughty. Whole thing makes sense from start to finish thank goodness.
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February 9, 2025
This wouldn’t be a book I would normally pick up. I’m not a sci-fi romance kind of reader. I saw the title and tis the season. Figured why not read a story that isn’t about Santa. The story was good. Not sure if goes with the fable of a character or Krampus: but this definitely is a simple short story. Not sure I will ever see a diner or a pickle the same.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
December 24, 2024
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review. I liked this steamy story about Krampus working on his quota.
December 26, 2024
4 ⭐️
This was a short and spicy one. And a fun spin on a christmas story. I wonder if we'll ever find out where Lydia is.
This was a short and spicy one. And a fun spin on a christmas story. I wonder if we'll ever find out where Lydia is.
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