Eek… this one was not for me… at all.
But evidently I’m in the very small majority, given that at the time of this review (10/31/23, 11:30 am) 675 people have rated it 4 or 5 stars, while only 47 (including myself) have rated it 1 or 2 stars. Once again, I don’t get it. But that’s okay, I respect that people have different opinions.
It was just for me… I think I intentionally selected this as a Halloween-type read. I obviously know there’s nothing that’s supernatural or horror about it, but for my Halloween reads I wanted something supernatural, something horror, something thriller.
This is clearly supposed to be a thriller. However, aside from the stalking and some of the lies (and I don’t know about everyone else, but nothing was a “twist” for me… which ruined a lot of the fun and the point of a thriller).
It started out strong enough, and I do have a guilty pleasure type feeling for reading about social media influencers. Molly and Liv were okay as characters. Everyone else was kinda… meh. However, everything just played out a bit *too* neatly for my taste. Why is it that almost EVERYONE had some hidden agenda and was lying about who they were?
Right, because the likelihood of everyone (without planning it) getting together for a confrontation (to address from nine years ago) at the same time - each having their own reason - is so incredibly plausible. Just a mild coincidence. It just started to get idiotic when people revealed who they were and what their intentions truly were.
I believe because of the constantly quirky upbeat writing style and all of the love interests, that other reviewers who also didn’t enjoy this book were 100% correct in stating that it reads much more like a YA or a romance novel. For me, I’d say it reads like a YA romance. The women are embarrassingly naive and forgiving of lying men, and Molly (our Invincible Insta Goddess) “melts” when she hears her hubby tell her things like:
”But when I met you, this gorgeous, vibrant, outgoing woman – I fell hard, Mol. I couldn’t help it. I’ve never met anyone as…connected as you are. You make the world a better place just by existing.”
Her face was a mess of tears, her nose running, and her throat thick with emotion. His arms came around her, and she melted against him.
“Molly girl,” he whispered, “I would never ask you to stop sharing yourself with the world. But can you be patient with me? I’m not as good at it as you are.”
Wtf?! 😂😂 “As connected as you are?” Too bad this book isn’t a dark comedy about sociopaths trying to use silly puns when talking about their love for their wives, and their job at the same time, because that would have been fantastic. “The world is a better place because you’re in it? 🤦🏼♀️ No, the world is a better place because of people like Mother Teresa and Gandhi. This doesn’t apply to 99.9999% of the population.
And finally… Molly girl?! Was I the only one that was creeped out by that - literal - pet name?! That’s what you’d say to like, your big lovable golden retriever: “That’s it, over here, Molly girl!” … NOT to your wife. 😂 I think I seriously gave it two stars because the cringe factor actually got a few real laughs out of me.
So yeah, I’m glad this book was a quick read and to be done with it. Can’t say I recommend it, but then again, most people seem to think rather well of it so far, so I guess if it looks like something you’d enjoy, go for it (and if you find it as ridiculous as I do, please make sure to tell me. I wasn’t at any point “on the edge of my seat”… you know, like your generally be for anything in the thriller genre).