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The Best Most Useful Self Help Book Ever!
The Best Self-Help Book You'll Never Need to Read (Because Buying It Counts as Reading It)*
Ever wondered why every life-changing revelation comes in exactly seven steps? Or why your morning routine isn't transformative enough unless it involves pre-dawn headstands and astronomically priced green juice?
Our wonderfully amazing narrator guides you through the art of becoming a self-help guru - without all that messy business of actually achieving anything first. From creating color-coded spreadsheets to track your emotional growth (because feelings need proper data visualization) to mastering the art of looking profound while probably being uncomfortable, this book expertly consolidates and uncovers the most beloved self-help strategies.
You'll
Why sleeping is for people who don't want success badly enough (according to people who also say sleep is crucial to your success)How to convert your existential crisis into profitable Instagram contentThe exact mathematical formula for happinessAdvanced techniques in strategic gratitude monetizationWhy adding "quantum" to basic concepts instantly makes them profound Written with just enough buzzwords to sound credible without being comprehensible, this guide reveals the insider secrets of transforming common sense into trademarked wisdom. Learn how to repackage your morning coffee ritual as a "Neural Caffeine Optimization Protocol™" and turn your cat's stretching routine into an ancient wisdom practice.
Perfect for readers who've ever wondered why they need another book about morning routines, or anyone who's suspicious about why every breakthrough requires a companion masterclass. May cause unexpected bouts of self-awareness and the irresistible urge to add "™" to random phrases.
Join the movement that's not actually a movement (unless enough people start calling it one) and discover why the secret to success isn't in doing things - it's in writing books about doing things.
Reading this book counts as completing it, as the mere act of purchase triggers a success response in your cerebral cortex. Results may vary, but the author's confidence won't.
*It's a quantum thing, so you know it's real.
Ever wondered why every life-changing revelation comes in exactly seven steps? Or why your morning routine isn't transformative enough unless it involves pre-dawn headstands and astronomically priced green juice?
Our wonderfully amazing narrator guides you through the art of becoming a self-help guru - without all that messy business of actually achieving anything first. From creating color-coded spreadsheets to track your emotional growth (because feelings need proper data visualization) to mastering the art of looking profound while probably being uncomfortable, this book expertly consolidates and uncovers the most beloved self-help strategies.
You'll
Why sleeping is for people who don't want success badly enough (according to people who also say sleep is crucial to your success)How to convert your existential crisis into profitable Instagram contentThe exact mathematical formula for happinessAdvanced techniques in strategic gratitude monetizationWhy adding "quantum" to basic concepts instantly makes them profound Written with just enough buzzwords to sound credible without being comprehensible, this guide reveals the insider secrets of transforming common sense into trademarked wisdom. Learn how to repackage your morning coffee ritual as a "Neural Caffeine Optimization Protocol™" and turn your cat's stretching routine into an ancient wisdom practice.
Perfect for readers who've ever wondered why they need another book about morning routines, or anyone who's suspicious about why every breakthrough requires a companion masterclass. May cause unexpected bouts of self-awareness and the irresistible urge to add "™" to random phrases.
Join the movement that's not actually a movement (unless enough people start calling it one) and discover why the secret to success isn't in doing things - it's in writing books about doing things.
Reading this book counts as completing it, as the mere act of purchase triggers a success response in your cerebral cortex. Results may vary, but the author's confidence won't.
*It's a quantum thing, so you know it's real.
138 pages, Kindle Edition
Published January 14, 2025
About the author
Josh Kilen
32 books6 followersJosh Kilen discusses Christianity, Business & Marketing, and how combined these two create an odd mixture that will soon change the world. If you are a Christian business owner then you should definitely check this out. Go to www.joshkilen.com to find out more.
Josh Kilen also writes groundbreaking novellas designed for parents to read to their kids as bedtime stories. Each longer bedtime story is broken down into episodes so that each night the reader is left wanting more. His goal is for parents to have an easy and fun way to make memories, and spend that all important quality time with their sons and daughters.
Check them out free samples on the website: http://tellmeastory.joshkilen.com or purchase them on Amazon or Barnes and Noble.
Josh Kilen also writes groundbreaking novellas designed for parents to read to their kids as bedtime stories. Each longer bedtime story is broken down into episodes so that each night the reader is left wanting more. His goal is for parents to have an easy and fun way to make memories, and spend that all important quality time with their sons and daughters.
Check them out free samples on the website: http://tellmeastory.joshkilen.com or purchase them on Amazon or Barnes and Noble.
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