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Maya: Zombie Killer With Heels
All I wanted was for my shift to end...but I didn't want a zombie apocalypse to be the cause.
My name is Maya, but my stage name was Destiny. I used to dance in front of men if you get my drift...OK, I was a stripper!
As soon as the zombie outbreak starts the voice in my head, the one that calls herself Vivian, my alter ego, gives me the much needed kick and gets me going. I am not sure how, but I not only survived, but brained a zombie with the heel of my shoe.
Fleeing the city, my biggest concern is my poor Granny who's all alone in the best nursing home that stripper money can pay for.
My only wish is to get to her, but plans never work the way I intend. Instead, I end up stranded on top of a cereal shelf in the supermarket. Embarrassing moments, I know!
Rostov, Ramirez and Smith are more than a team, they are like brothers.
When they stumble over the pretty brunette screaming obscenities at zombies from the top shelf, they all feel something.
The tough ex-soldiers and the stripper with DID (multiple personality disorder)become a team and decide to travel together for a while at least.
But when Maya’s alter ego, Vivian, shows up and Ramirez gets bitten by a zombie and doesn't die, everything changes.
This is a reverse harem, gore and action filled zombie apocalypse story. Maya has a potty mouth and the men are dreamy, strong and loyal.
mental health issues, blood, gore, trauma, zombie killing with shoes and axes and… oh, you get the picture.
Explicit grownup activities between consenting adults.
This is a standalone HFN story.
My name is Maya, but my stage name was Destiny. I used to dance in front of men if you get my drift...OK, I was a stripper!
As soon as the zombie outbreak starts the voice in my head, the one that calls herself Vivian, my alter ego, gives me the much needed kick and gets me going. I am not sure how, but I not only survived, but brained a zombie with the heel of my shoe.
Fleeing the city, my biggest concern is my poor Granny who's all alone in the best nursing home that stripper money can pay for.
My only wish is to get to her, but plans never work the way I intend. Instead, I end up stranded on top of a cereal shelf in the supermarket. Embarrassing moments, I know!
Rostov, Ramirez and Smith are more than a team, they are like brothers.
When they stumble over the pretty brunette screaming obscenities at zombies from the top shelf, they all feel something.
The tough ex-soldiers and the stripper with DID (multiple personality disorder)become a team and decide to travel together for a while at least.
But when Maya’s alter ego, Vivian, shows up and Ramirez gets bitten by a zombie and doesn't die, everything changes.
This is a reverse harem, gore and action filled zombie apocalypse story. Maya has a potty mouth and the men are dreamy, strong and loyal.
mental health issues, blood, gore, trauma, zombie killing with shoes and axes and… oh, you get the picture.
Explicit grownup activities between consenting adults.
This is a standalone HFN story.
270 pages, Paperback
Published January 15, 2025
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December 12, 2024
I was laughing out loud reading the scene where all the main characters meet up! Maya is no damsel in distress waiting for the knight in shiny armor to rescue her. She rescues herself. Great read, fast-paced & action-packed. Exactly what I've come to love about Kitty Siberia's books.
August 24, 2025
Okay.
**SPOILERS**
Maya is a stripper who is at work when the zombie apocalypse breaks out. She manages to brain a zombie with a stiletto and escape. It doesn’t hurt that Maya has multiple personalities (yup, for real) and her alter is Vivian, a bad ass beyotch who is very skilled at fighting and braining zombies. Maya is determined to get to her grandmothers retirement home in the country, but first she stops at Walmart for food and supplies.
Ramirez, Ramon, and Smith are part of a special ops team that have just managed to get some top secret info and are ready for a vacation when the apocalypse breaks out. They decide to head to Walmart for food and supplies and lo and behold, there is a “goddess” shucking cereal at zombies and cursing up a storm. They retrieve some weapons and then go to “rescue” her…although she does save them by sticking the end of a mop through one of the zombies mouths.
The four of them decide to travel together, the guys telling Maya that they’ll help her get to her grandmothers retirement community.
Along the way they encounter difficult life threatening situations, and plenty of passion. Each of the guys express interest in Maya, and Maya’s alter, Vivian, is a total hoe (lol) she really wants to do the naked horizontal with the hot military men. The book ends with Maya and her guys teaching her grandmothers retirement community, finding it “manned” by military and secure, and deciding to stay.
**THOUGHTS/OPINIONS**
There were definitely some good things about this story. I thought Maya/Vivian was a terrific character! I really enjoyed how feisty, cool, funny and self-deprecating she was. She definitely didn’t have that many survival skills as Maya, but as Vivian she kicked ass. The guys were okay as well. I only gave this 3 stars however because there were several issues for me with this book. 1. There wasn’t nearly enough background about Maya’s guys. We had no idea what branch of military they were from, what the sensitive nature of materials they took was, or what their real directive was. 2. The guys just kinda accepted Maya’s alternate personality a little too easily in my opinion. 3. Uhmmm hello one of her men gets bitten, but isn’t turned into a zombie and there is ZERO explanation of that fact. He has new powers, but nothing is explained. We have no idea why this is happening. Clearly he isn’t 100% immune because he gets “hungry” and he’s stronger, and zombies don’t go after him…but WHY?!!!! 4. The group just happens to make it to Maya’s grandmother’s place and it just so happens to be safe, and fortified…what?! That is waaaay too convenient. So yes, the book had some humorous moments, some steamy scenes, and a good dose of zombie fun…but it definitely with some tweaking, could’ve been better.
**SPOILERS**
Maya is a stripper who is at work when the zombie apocalypse breaks out. She manages to brain a zombie with a stiletto and escape. It doesn’t hurt that Maya has multiple personalities (yup, for real) and her alter is Vivian, a bad ass beyotch who is very skilled at fighting and braining zombies. Maya is determined to get to her grandmothers retirement home in the country, but first she stops at Walmart for food and supplies.
Ramirez, Ramon, and Smith are part of a special ops team that have just managed to get some top secret info and are ready for a vacation when the apocalypse breaks out. They decide to head to Walmart for food and supplies and lo and behold, there is a “goddess” shucking cereal at zombies and cursing up a storm. They retrieve some weapons and then go to “rescue” her…although she does save them by sticking the end of a mop through one of the zombies mouths.
The four of them decide to travel together, the guys telling Maya that they’ll help her get to her grandmothers retirement community.
Along the way they encounter difficult life threatening situations, and plenty of passion. Each of the guys express interest in Maya, and Maya’s alter, Vivian, is a total hoe (lol) she really wants to do the naked horizontal with the hot military men. The book ends with Maya and her guys teaching her grandmothers retirement community, finding it “manned” by military and secure, and deciding to stay.
**THOUGHTS/OPINIONS**
There were definitely some good things about this story. I thought Maya/Vivian was a terrific character! I really enjoyed how feisty, cool, funny and self-deprecating she was. She definitely didn’t have that many survival skills as Maya, but as Vivian she kicked ass. The guys were okay as well. I only gave this 3 stars however because there were several issues for me with this book. 1. There wasn’t nearly enough background about Maya’s guys. We had no idea what branch of military they were from, what the sensitive nature of materials they took was, or what their real directive was. 2. The guys just kinda accepted Maya’s alternate personality a little too easily in my opinion. 3. Uhmmm hello one of her men gets bitten, but isn’t turned into a zombie and there is ZERO explanation of that fact. He has new powers, but nothing is explained. We have no idea why this is happening. Clearly he isn’t 100% immune because he gets “hungry” and he’s stronger, and zombies don’t go after him…but WHY?!!!! 4. The group just happens to make it to Maya’s grandmother’s place and it just so happens to be safe, and fortified…what?! That is waaaay too convenient. So yes, the book had some humorous moments, some steamy scenes, and a good dose of zombie fun…but it definitely with some tweaking, could’ve been better.
January 23, 2025
I love the story! My actual rating would be 4.5 stars, due to typos, but I had to round up or down, choosing up.
The characters are so well delivered. The author spent time creating each one, with their unique qualities. I loved Kity Siberia's previous Zombie books with Letty, but this one is even better! Kitty has done a great job of developing her apocalyptic world, as well. And, my favorite part about the book is the way the author has used humor and witty banter between the heroine, Maya, and her alter ego, Vivian, who helps Maya handle the trauma in her life.
Maya is a sassy badass, but Vivian is a stay badass on steroids! Explosive and fun! Zombie lovers will really enjoy this one!
The characters are so well delivered. The author spent time creating each one, with their unique qualities. I loved Kity Siberia's previous Zombie books with Letty, but this one is even better! Kitty has done a great job of developing her apocalyptic world, as well. And, my favorite part about the book is the way the author has used humor and witty banter between the heroine, Maya, and her alter ego, Vivian, who helps Maya handle the trauma in her life.
Maya is a sassy badass, but Vivian is a stay badass on steroids! Explosive and fun! Zombie lovers will really enjoy this one!
January 31, 2025
I had to DNF at 10%.
This needs an editor in a bad way. Typos, weird capitalization, constantly changing tenses, the voice in her head isn't indicated 80% of the time and then sometimes it's in quotes, etc. I tried to give it my best shot but it's really rough to read.
Just one example: "My Mercedes had armorer glass, so I wasn't worried about Zombies breaking my windows and I got long time ago in the habit of keeping a full tank."
One or two awkward sentences or typos, fine. But most of what I read is a similar vibe. Would happily re-read if it's ever edited and republished!
This needs an editor in a bad way. Typos, weird capitalization, constantly changing tenses, the voice in her head isn't indicated 80% of the time and then sometimes it's in quotes, etc. I tried to give it my best shot but it's really rough to read.
Just one example: "My Mercedes had armorer glass, so I wasn't worried about Zombies breaking my windows and I got long time ago in the habit of keeping a full tank."
One or two awkward sentences or typos, fine. But most of what I read is a similar vibe. Would happily re-read if it's ever edited and republished!
April 11, 2025
Storyline is the best part!
While I usually love books by Kitty Siberia this one comes across as rushed out of box. The characters in general were great with a bit of humor and the world building takes you back to TWD and FTWD.
I hate giving ratings this low but I just couldn’t go any higher than that, I can see the potential in this one if the contradictions and the plethora of errors (word misuse, missing etc.) are worked out and a few plot holes filled.
As far as family friendly rating PG 13.
While I usually love books by Kitty Siberia this one comes across as rushed out of box. The characters in general were great with a bit of humor and the world building takes you back to TWD and FTWD.
I hate giving ratings this low but I just couldn’t go any higher than that, I can see the potential in this one if the contradictions and the plethora of errors (word misuse, missing etc.) are worked out and a few plot holes filled.
As far as family friendly rating PG 13.
December 10, 2025
AI Slop Cover Art.
AI Slop Writing.
Hypocritically angry at people on FB for review bombing her poorly "prompted" works.
Defends the use of AI in writing that notoriously creates deluded and nonsensical fiction at the cost of our environment.
An insult to creativity and authored works alike.
Why do you think she only creates #1 of series? Because if she tried to prompt herself a second book the consistency wouldn't be there.
It saddens me there are good reviews of these books as it means some people didn't even clock it was made by a robot.
Avoid this person at all costs.
AI Slop Writing.
Hypocritically angry at people on FB for review bombing her poorly "prompted" works.
Defends the use of AI in writing that notoriously creates deluded and nonsensical fiction at the cost of our environment.
An insult to creativity and authored works alike.
Why do you think she only creates #1 of series? Because if she tried to prompt herself a second book the consistency wouldn't be there.
It saddens me there are good reviews of these books as it means some people didn't even clock it was made by a robot.
Avoid this person at all costs.
January 22, 2025
Right away, this book grabbed my attention!! It was a pretty quick read, so I was definitely entertained.
It was filled with action, danger, and humor throughout. There was also a bit of drama and some spice.
I really liked Maya. She was tough, confident, and had me cracking up most of the time.
Overall, I think it was a great read. Even though it was a HFN, I think it was the perfect way to end it. I do hope me get more from Maya and the guys soon!
It was filled with action, danger, and humor throughout. There was also a bit of drama and some spice.
I really liked Maya. She was tough, confident, and had me cracking up most of the time.
Overall, I think it was a great read. Even though it was a HFN, I think it was the perfect way to end it. I do hope me get more from Maya and the guys soon!
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