Men……can’t live with them, can’t kill them and bury their bodies behind the abandoned hospital fifty miles outside of town.
Why was life so unfair?
Relax....I'm just kidding...or am I?
Tamara T. Porter here, a.k.a Mara, and I was as far from a dumb Blonde as a natural Blonde could get. My other traits included swearing constantly and karate chopping stupid idiots in their most delicate area's.
So yeah....I had skills.
Like every year before the last one, I did not want to come home for the freaking holidays, but my mother wouldn’t take 'no', or 'I have a fake disease' as an excuse not to come.
I was almost positive that this year's cringe worthy 'festivities' were going to be the same as last years, but that all changed once I found out that my triplet, ex-football playing cousins were back in town, bringing with them their best friend from college, Austin Wills, who, for some reason has taken an interest in...me?
And I have no idea why!
It makes no sense, considering I'm not exactly a 'normal' girl that guys like him usually go for.
Wow...this holiday season just became less lame...?
Warning contains Sexual Scenes Romantic Comedy This is a standalone novel