The Ancient Ones: Not all care homes are the same

by Violet India Cummings

So, you’re a vampire. Or you’re not. Could be you’re a werewolf. Or a golem, or a ghoul, or a disembodied spirit. You might be a zombie, a cyborg, a mummy. One of Dr. Frankenstein’s creations, or even a desert djinn. You’ve lived a long and frightful life. But after a millennia or two, doing what you do, life can get a bit samey. Life after death after death after death can grind you down. Do you find yourself longing for somewhere to go where you can just shut off? Our uniquely Gothic rest home nestles in the isolated Yorkshire Moors. Not far away you'll find the charming seaside town of Whitby, with its historic Abbey. You can be confident we can offer a de-animation package right for you. Luxuriate in accommodation tailored to your specific needs.

Unfortunately, due to the ongoing political crisis, bookings are currently on hold. Leave your contact details and we’ll inform you if the waiting list reopens.

In the meantime, why

Follow the sensual and macabre adventures of Melania, a young care home assistant. And meet Faelan, Melania's colleague, friend and sometimes lover. And join the rest of the Ravenscar employees as they battle the forces of evil seeking to destroy their hallowed place of work.

Thank you for considering Ravenscar.

478 pages, Paperback

Published January 17, 2025