Helen's Hole

by Jen Jenivive

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ***

Helen was in her garden and gave her big bush a much needed trim. As she trimmed she discovered a big hole! Helen needs her hole filling, but who will do it for her? Join Helen on her journey to getting her hole filled to the brim.

This book includes tongue in cheek innuendos that only adults will understand. As mentioned above this book is for adults only.

Why should I order this book?

Great question, thanks for asking. You should order this book for the following reasons:

1. Your name is Helen
2. You want to buy this book as a gift for Helen
3. You have a hole
4. You enjoy silly, immature humour
5. You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time

* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 5 listed above

Jen Jenivive is a UK author who has written & self published 34+ books.

Genres: Comedy, Humor, Fiction, Picture Books

26 pages, Paperback

Published January 18, 2025

About the author

I am a self published author from the UK with over 100 titles under my belt!

I write funny books FOR ADULTS - because adulting is hard! We need to laugh at silly things more!

Reviews

[mitra]

مُردم وای =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[Zachary Bearg]

Greatest book ever. 10/10. Don’t listen to the haters—they’re all a bunch of prudes with zero sense of humor.

[Ava Bergman]

0.5 ⭐️

[⋆.˚ Ariana ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀི]

This was hilarious 😭

[shereallyreadsss]

Another one!!

[Juan Pablo]

why is this tanking? it was hilarious!!!! y'all can't take a joke.

[Solar Bearg]

Y’all are lame if you rated this less than a 5 ⭐️. This was a hilarious book.

[Óscar Daniel]

Algo perturbado por la naturalidad con la que se presenta esta historia de doble sentido. Supongo que muchas historias de nuestra infancia aplican esta fórmula sin darnos cuenta, pero ajá, too much jaja

[ms.Violetg Likes To Read]

Honestly, you can’t put a price on this gem 🤣🤣 An amazing birthday gift, I’ve actually read it twice, all 15 pages or so and cackled maniacally both times. 10/10 recommend this. Live your best life 💃🏽

[BookAddict ✒ La Crimson Femme]

Similar to the Fisting story, this one is funny to me because we had a neighbor Helen. who had a big hole in front of her house on the street. she constantly complained about her hole which got bigger over time. and she demanded for it to be filled. Much like Helen in this book who needed a good filling. I was surprised on one page with the quivering and the drawing of Helen quivering. The water droplets... the facial expression... priceless.

[Pinkaze]

I'm pretty sure some of these were cute when I first saw them.

but the latter ones are too "in your face", they do not feel sly anymore. I like it when there's still a slight effort to be subtle.

I can't remember which ones were nice 😅

[danny.]

JJJAJAJAJAAJAJJA

[May Kathryn]

This is a bit subtle, IMO. But Stuart and Gemma gave me a good laugh that’s for sure!

[Pearline]

🍆

[Natan Ullrich]

funny lol

[Mehsi]

OMG this made me laugh so much. 😆😂😆😂

[Brian Mikołajczyk]

A whimsical "children's" book about Helen's big hole that needs filling.

[Michael Smith]

Oh dear...read this as a laugh with a friend

No stars, all laughs 😂

[Ilya Laih]

Gave me a good laugh. The plot is entertaining and very amusing. Characters are well written too.

[Jelena]

😆

[Chronicler of Creepy]

Um. Lol.

[Efe]

thanks god i have a hole

[Sara L]

Hilarious. Not for children 😆

[Dr. Angelique Carney Howse]

Excellent storytelling

[Suhasa]

lol

[K | Reads]

lmao😂

[Annie Erwin]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My face hurts from laughing.

[David Blaylock]

He filled it right up, he did.

[Cande]

JAJAJ es una banda

[Pirata]

lol wtf