Prometheus for Breakfast: A Darkly Absurd Tale of Death, the Afterlife, and the End of Everything

by Jack Tilde

In the beginning, GOD created the Earth—a profound statement unless you know that by "GOD," I mean the General Observable Dimension corporation, and by "Earth," I refer to their immensely profitable simulation known as human existence.

Among GOD's lesser-known creations is Richard, a nobody to everyone on Earth except his beloved wife and children. After his sudden demise, Richard finds himself in a transformed version of Hell—an unlikely utopia built upon a foundation of smothered fire and brimstone by its inhabitants. Here, the damned confront their metaphorical demons with the aid of literal ones, and the nature of existence is explained through stories of broken teapots and filthy hamburgers.

Paradise is lost when GOD discovers the transformation and reignites the inferno, plunging Hell back into chaos and setting off a chain of events that could destroy Earth in the process. Richard must rise as an unlikely hero, embarking on a daring quest to locate the elusive Lucifer and save both Hell and Earth from GOD's destructive greed. But does this ordinary man stand a chance in Hell against the overwhelming might of GOD?

Genres: Fiction

212 pages, Kindle Edition

Published January 19, 2025

Reviews

[David · Rating 5 out of 5]

I found this book on the Amazon, suggestions, while looking at other books, you know, the little side scroll, suggesting books..anyway, it appeared like a humorous, snarky read, and, it is, but, once I got into it, I realized it is much more than what it appears to be. I found this very thought provoking, certainly in the subject of “taught” religion, what we are expected to believe, and, in ways, this turns all that upside down. No doubt, there are many novels doing that same thing, but, the way this author writes, the wry humor, the inside jokes…this was a 5 star read for me…not recommended if you have a closed mind..my apologies, I’m not so good at book reviews, I’m trying tho!…😬….the characters in this book were very relatable, and the alternate theories on the perception of Heaven and Hell were fun, and, for me, thought provoking..I enjoyed it..

[Josh · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is one of those books that is deeper than it seems. Starts off as a comedy and ends with some deep thoughts. 5/5

[James · Rating 5 out of 5]

I recently lost someone important to me and was going through the greiving process. This book is basically a walk thou the stages of grief from denial to anger to finally acceptance and becoming a stronger person from that experience. The author is telling a funny story, but the messages about pain into beauty, acceptance of chaos, etc are all there. Extremely subversive and much deeper than what I expected when I started reading it.

[Taron · Rating 2 out of 5]

Did not finish.
The premise intrigued me, but the execution felt hollow. The book uses religious imagery playfully, yet often without real understanding of what it draws from. I appreciate satire when it’s done with insight, but here it felt more like cleverness for its own sake than a meaningful exploration. It wasn’t offensive — just empty, and ultimately not worth continuing.