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Elegantly Chaotic
Prepare for a new definition of insanity. This collection of: short stories, poems and random thoughts will have you laughing-out-loud one minute and cutting your wrists the next. Elegant Chaotic brings you wide-range of over 20 writings, including 10 short stories. There is something for everyone…or maybe no one, truly hilarious and heartbreaking, two words that are not used together often enough. Elegantly Chaotic is a dangerous look inside the randomly chaotic thoughts that live inside each of our heads. From the Author that brought you: The Blood You Owe, The Werewolf Chronicles, Edge of Consciousness and Game of Thorns. Elegantly Chaotic includes future classics such as these and so much more:
Scarlet
Eternal life was never a blessing; it’s always been a curse. Two vampires deal with the morality of their lives and question the point of their existence. The past comes back to haunt them as a victim seeks revenge on the couple.
Consciousness on the Edge
Confusion takes over a man’s life when he meets a woman who claims to know him, but he cannot remember her. Dreams turn to premonitions as the woman’s roommate is murdered and the whole thing is witnessed in a dream. How did it happen, was there something that could have been done to prevent it?
Have Another Drink
A mysterious meeting with a beautiful woman causes more questions than answers.
All I Need is Your Blood
Can one thought change your life and seal your fate? In this disturbingly dark story, a single thought is taken too far and quickly becomes impossible to reverse. What happens if you follow your thoughts? What happens if you act on pure desire?
Crab-dude
The world has another super hero. Don’t worry; it’s better than the Avengers. The king of dub-step music encounters a giant crab, who gives him great powers. Almost immediately after learning of his powers, his arch-enemy, a fantastic Hollywood star, tries to contain him and take over the world.
What’s Next?
The greatest imaginable tragedy leads to a search through memories to find out where things went wrong. One man’s past leads to a heartbreaking present.
3 Days to Kill…Bears
A man awakes imprisoned and soon finds out that the world is now run by polar bears…yeah, that’s probably all that needs to be said about that.
Ryan Gosling
This is a re-telling of the classic Edgar Allan Poe poem, “The Raven,” with a modern and insane twist. After reading this, you be able to forget it, nevermore.
Scarlet
Eternal life was never a blessing; it’s always been a curse. Two vampires deal with the morality of their lives and question the point of their existence. The past comes back to haunt them as a victim seeks revenge on the couple.
Consciousness on the Edge
Confusion takes over a man’s life when he meets a woman who claims to know him, but he cannot remember her. Dreams turn to premonitions as the woman’s roommate is murdered and the whole thing is witnessed in a dream. How did it happen, was there something that could have been done to prevent it?
Have Another Drink
A mysterious meeting with a beautiful woman causes more questions than answers.
All I Need is Your Blood
Can one thought change your life and seal your fate? In this disturbingly dark story, a single thought is taken too far and quickly becomes impossible to reverse. What happens if you follow your thoughts? What happens if you act on pure desire?
Crab-dude
The world has another super hero. Don’t worry; it’s better than the Avengers. The king of dub-step music encounters a giant crab, who gives him great powers. Almost immediately after learning of his powers, his arch-enemy, a fantastic Hollywood star, tries to contain him and take over the world.
What’s Next?
The greatest imaginable tragedy leads to a search through memories to find out where things went wrong. One man’s past leads to a heartbreaking present.
3 Days to Kill…Bears
A man awakes imprisoned and soon finds out that the world is now run by polar bears…yeah, that’s probably all that needs to be said about that.
Ryan Gosling
This is a re-telling of the classic Edgar Allan Poe poem, “The Raven,” with a modern and insane twist. After reading this, you be able to forget it, nevermore.
211 pages, Kindle Edition
First published May 30, 2014
131 people want to read
About the author
Joshua Vine
13 books33 followersJoshua Vine is the published author a growing library of stories. Although known for a drastic contrast of humor and darkness, Joshua Vine enjoys writing all genres possible.
Vine was first published in 2012 with his musical/play short story, An Even Newer Moon. Quickly afterwards, An Even Newer Moon was joined by two sequels to create a trilogy known as The Werewolf Chronicles.
The first non-humor book published by Vine was Edge of Consciousness, a dark and disturbing novel about the fragility of the human mind. A follow-up in this genre for Vine was, The Blood You Owe, which is an interesting look into the mind of a beginner murderer.
Vine's intention is never to offend or upset anyone, but he feels that life and humor must push the boundaries of main-stream. Without new limits, everything remains the same and society cannot evolve.
2012:
An Even Newer Moon: This book was written in a play/musical style. It is perceived as offensive by many people, so only those with an evolved sense of humor can truly enjoy this.
Edge of Consciousness: Joshua Vine's first full-length novel. The content comes from a very dark place in his mind. A place of confusion and depression.
The Werewolf and Vampire Diaries: Joshua Vine never intended 'An Even Newer Moon' to have a sequel, but once this was started , It would clearly turn into a trilogy. This was written with the same controversial humor, but was not written in musical form. It was still, however, written in 'play' format.
2013:
The Hungry Werewolf Games: This wrapped up the series of controversial stories. It was never meant to be taken seriously, it was just intended to give the readers a quick laugh, then move on with their life.
The Blood You Owe: Joshua Vine's second full-length novel. This began from the left-over feelings that he had after writing 'Edge of Consciousness'. He didn't intend to write another dark and disturbing book, but you can't always control your thoughts or destiny. In his opinion, this was the deepest, most meaningful story he'd ever written. It follows the mind of a demented murderer on the last days of his life. The main character was never given a name, because Vine wanted the readers to identify with him, and read it like it was their own thoughts.
Game of Thorns: This was what is sounds like, a Game of Thrones spoof. It was a comedy that follows the insane adventures of Donald Greenleaf. This book was written with his brother as the co-author. This wasn't written as a serious piece of literature, it's just for fun and laughs.
The Werewolf Chronicles - Complete Trilogy: This includes: An Even Newer Moon, The Werewolf and Vampire Diaries, and The Hungry Werewolf games, all in one book.
2014:
Elegantly Chaotic - Prepare for a new definition of insanity. This collection of: short stories, poems and random thoughts will have you laughing-out-loud one minute and cutting your wrists the next. Elegant Chaotic brings you wide-range of over 20 writings, including 10 short stories. There is something for everyone...or maybe no one, truly hilarious and heartbreaking, two words that are not used together often enough. Elegantly Chaotic is a dangerous look inside the randomly chaotic thoughts that live inside each of our heads.
2015:
Fight or Feast: A Song of Procrastination - In this eagerly awaited sequel to Game of Thorns, Joshua and Greg Vine have created a work of unsurpassed vision, power and imagination... Or maybe not, perhaps it's just more nonsense and severed penises.
2016:
Fight or Feast: Lord of Swords - The entire remastered version of the wacky story originally titled “Game of Thorns”. Along with this original masterpiece is a brand new story called “A Dance without Dragons”, and the bonus short story, “Crab-dude.”
2020:
Time Traveling Tabbies: Project Roswell - The first adventure of two tabby cats that travel through time to solve the mysteries of the world. Together, Bandit (an old grouchy
Vine was first published in 2012 with his musical/play short story, An Even Newer Moon. Quickly afterwards, An Even Newer Moon was joined by two sequels to create a trilogy known as The Werewolf Chronicles.
The first non-humor book published by Vine was Edge of Consciousness, a dark and disturbing novel about the fragility of the human mind. A follow-up in this genre for Vine was, The Blood You Owe, which is an interesting look into the mind of a beginner murderer.
Vine's intention is never to offend or upset anyone, but he feels that life and humor must push the boundaries of main-stream. Without new limits, everything remains the same and society cannot evolve.
2012:
An Even Newer Moon: This book was written in a play/musical style. It is perceived as offensive by many people, so only those with an evolved sense of humor can truly enjoy this.
Edge of Consciousness: Joshua Vine's first full-length novel. The content comes from a very dark place in his mind. A place of confusion and depression.
The Werewolf and Vampire Diaries: Joshua Vine never intended 'An Even Newer Moon' to have a sequel, but once this was started , It would clearly turn into a trilogy. This was written with the same controversial humor, but was not written in musical form. It was still, however, written in 'play' format.
2013:
The Hungry Werewolf Games: This wrapped up the series of controversial stories. It was never meant to be taken seriously, it was just intended to give the readers a quick laugh, then move on with their life.
The Blood You Owe: Joshua Vine's second full-length novel. This began from the left-over feelings that he had after writing 'Edge of Consciousness'. He didn't intend to write another dark and disturbing book, but you can't always control your thoughts or destiny. In his opinion, this was the deepest, most meaningful story he'd ever written. It follows the mind of a demented murderer on the last days of his life. The main character was never given a name, because Vine wanted the readers to identify with him, and read it like it was their own thoughts.
Game of Thorns: This was what is sounds like, a Game of Thrones spoof. It was a comedy that follows the insane adventures of Donald Greenleaf. This book was written with his brother as the co-author. This wasn't written as a serious piece of literature, it's just for fun and laughs.
The Werewolf Chronicles - Complete Trilogy: This includes: An Even Newer Moon, The Werewolf and Vampire Diaries, and The Hungry Werewolf games, all in one book.
2014:
Elegantly Chaotic - Prepare for a new definition of insanity. This collection of: short stories, poems and random thoughts will have you laughing-out-loud one minute and cutting your wrists the next. Elegant Chaotic brings you wide-range of over 20 writings, including 10 short stories. There is something for everyone...or maybe no one, truly hilarious and heartbreaking, two words that are not used together often enough. Elegantly Chaotic is a dangerous look inside the randomly chaotic thoughts that live inside each of our heads.
2015:
Fight or Feast: A Song of Procrastination - In this eagerly awaited sequel to Game of Thorns, Joshua and Greg Vine have created a work of unsurpassed vision, power and imagination... Or maybe not, perhaps it's just more nonsense and severed penises.
2016:
Fight or Feast: Lord of Swords - The entire remastered version of the wacky story originally titled “Game of Thorns”. Along with this original masterpiece is a brand new story called “A Dance without Dragons”, and the bonus short story, “Crab-dude.”
2020:
Time Traveling Tabbies: Project Roswell - The first adventure of two tabby cats that travel through time to solve the mysteries of the world. Together, Bandit (an old grouchy
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May 31, 2014
Prepare for a new definition of insanity. This collection of: short stories, poems and random thoughts will have you laughing-out-loud one minute and cutting your wrists the next. Elegant Chaotic brings you wide-range of over 20 writings, including 10 short stories. There is something for everyone…or maybe no one, truly hilarious and heartbreaking, two words that are not used together often enough. Elegantly Chaotic is a dangerous look inside the randomly chaotic thoughts that live inside each of our heads.
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