BELIEVE ALL OF THE FIVE STAR RATINGS!
OOOMMMGGG! Addictive, unputdownable, and utterly transfixing, Don’t Tell Me How to Die was filled with some of the best twists that I’ve ever read. And let me tell you, I’ve read quite a few. What blew me away even more, though, was that for the first time in quite a while, I didn’t guess even a one. A slow burn whopper of family drama and psychological suspense, I was shocked by Karp’s magical ability to pull the rug right out from under my feet. And while I would classify the first two-thirds of the book as more general fiction than thriller or suspense, that last third made up for it in spades. Throwing one earth-shattering bombshell in after the other, I couldn’t stop grinning while I screamed “Wait, WHAT?!” into the night.
That’s not saying, though, that the bulk of this novel wasn’t also pure gold. Filled with messy relationships, well-developed characters, and a backstory for the ages, I quickly—and easily—got pulled into the story. After all, it started off with an emotional bang that had me crying real tears page after page. But the further I got into the storyline, the more I realized that I didn’t know a thing. Packed full of script-flipping revelations and shocking new facts, I ended up flying through these short, compelling chapters in just one single sitting. You see, it was physically impossible for me to put this book down—especially given the huge number of cliffhangers that kept me on the edge of my seat.
Another huge selling point of Mr. Marshall Karp’s writing was the characterization of each and every persona. Fully fleshed out and with believable, humanizing flaws, even the supporting characters were deep and with clear identities and purpose. The authenticity of the characters also extended to the page-turning storyline as well. Well-plotted and cunningly written so as to hide all of the jaw-dropping secrets and lies, there was simply no outguessing this author as I raced through this original premise which was complete with a dark humor vibe. In short, it was utter perfection and I won’t forget these brilliant characters or this mind-blowing plot any time soon.
All said and done, I’m beyond blown away by what has become my new favorite novel. From the tear-jerker beginning to the applause-worthy conclusion, I couldn’t have imagined a better book if I tried. Now, I do have to warn you, this was not a psychological thriller like the synopsis hinted at on the back cover. With depth, poignancy, and a long list of thought-provoking themes, it was genre-bending in the extreme. So much so that I’m having a hard time nailing it down more than I’ve already said. Just know that it handed out a whopping dose of deception while making you wait for those big, huge, gigantic reveals. So don’t walk, run to order this book now as it will easily top your list of favorites for the year. Rating of 5+ stars.
SYNOPSIS:
I had it all: a fantastic husband, two great kids, an exciting career. And then, at the age of forty-three, I found out I would be dead before my next birthday.
My mother also died at forty-three. I was seventeen, and she warned me that women would flock to my suddenly single father like stray cats to an overturned milk truck. They did. And one absolutely evil woman practically destroyed his life, mine, and my sister’s.
I am not letting that happen to my family.
I have three months, and I plan to spend every waking minute searching for the perfect woman to take my place as Alex’s wife, and mother to Kevin and Katie.
You’re probably thinking, she’ll never do it. Did I mention that in high school I was voted “Most Likely to Kill Someone to Get What She Wants”?
Thank you to Marshall Karp and Blackstone Publishing for my complimentary copy. All opinions are my own.
PUB DATE: March 4, 2024
Content warning: terminal disease, death of a parent, drug use, drinking and driving, mention of: murder/suicide, infidelity