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296 pages, Hardcover
First published June 6, 2014



”And Alice, you’re great at math and tech stuff. I’m sure you can figure out the computer part.” She gave me her dazzling smile, which was only slightly less luminous than her bright blue eyes and highlighted hair. It hit me right on the flattery bone. Damn her. “So it’s airtight. And of course, I’ll help with the organization.”
The last thing I wanted was for her to distract Jason with her boobage, but if we let her in, we could at least continue with the plan.

They’d both purposely blown off the costume idea, the idea that made Mixed Metaphors memorable, because - did I even have to spell this out? - it was itself a metaphor for our name. And here I was in a red tartan suit jacket, a canary yellow plaid tie and green-and-brown plaid Doc Martens. “What’s the point if we don’t all do it? Now I look like an asshole.”
“Nah, you just look like you’re Scottish.”







"'You're not boring," he said. 'Not at all. But you're also not perfect, because nobody is.'"
"Anything to keep up the illusion of my perfection."
"My voice peeled out in a ribbon of sound curling around the room, bigger than me, bigger than anyone."
"'He did what was good for him,' I said. 'People act in their own self interest.'"
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