this book sure made me feel something. it just so happened that that ‘something’ was pure, unadulterated rage.
my problems lies mainly with the protagonist, lahey. she is entitled, stuck up, selfish, and ANNOYING AS HELL!!! her world only revolves around herself, her looks, and finding a date because she’s soooooo unlovable. and a weird rivalry with her 15-16 year old cousin. so what does she decide to do?? message a bunch of guys in order to get a date for said cousin’s birthday. with zero intention of actually liking these guys. they are being used. they exist in the book for no other purpose than to be lahey’s date. of course, until three of them turn out to be assholes, because of course they do. now i’m in no way justifying their actions, because they were dicks. but at the same time my interpretation of the book was that lahey was leading them on. she has a serious issue with lying in this book too, and it’s not cute.
i don’t see any other reason (besides the book not existing because the entire plot hinges on this) she couldn’t just be upfront and honest in asking one of these guys to accompany her to her cousin’s birthday as a date. but again! lying! anyone with more than three brain cells would have caught her dead in her lies about skateboarding and ice skating nonprofits she works for. and she does this all with adler present. lying about charity and jobs??? i don’t understand why he still wanted anything to do with her.
another complaint of mine is that literally anytime lahey was around one of her sisters, or her best friend, or adler, all she could talk about was herself and the date issue. her sister, liberty is navigating the end of a relationship and all she cares about is herself. to her, it seems like a inconvenience whenever she has to do something or talk about something that isn’t related to her.
and now, the romance. adler. poor, poor adler. this man has liked lahey for A VERY LONG TIME (like a few months i think). and she, of course, is completely oblivious. so when the stars finally align and he’s able to confess, they share a few tender kisses and he becomes her date for her rival cousins birthday party. perfect, right? hahahahahhahaha. wrong. at the party, she completely ignores him. she snaps at him when he tries to serve her food or get her involved in conversation (while staring creepily at her cousin). she doesn’t understand why he’s upset when he clearly is being used as a pawn in this stupid rivalry he couldn’t care less about. so he does one good thing and steps away. but this is a romance book so of course he ends up accepting lahey’s half-assed apology and everything ends in sunshine and rainbows for them. like, i’m sorry, but if someone were to completely ignore me on our first date, and then snap at me? it’s done. it’s over. i don’t care how much i liked them before the date.
and.. summer. the evil cousin. lahey set her and her boyfriend up, okay? cute. normal. whatever. well, lahey sees said boyfriend when she’s mad at summer and guess what she does? she proceeds to tell her cousins boyfriend that she’s super fake and insulted him a bunch when they first met. like okay, was that nice of summer to do? no! obviously not! BUT IS IT OKAY FOR LAHEY TO RUIN HER COUSINS RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE SHES UPSET SHE CANT GET A DATE FOR A PARTY??? what the fuck?????? no!!!!! and the worst part of all is that she feels GOOD after doing this. she feels ACCOMPLISHED ruining this. which… i don’t even know what to say about thatZ
now, for some quotes.
“it never fails to astound me - or turn me into a slightly jealous monster-that poppy’s firsts have all come before mine. this girl who doesn’t like waitressing because it’s too much interaction with strangers, who sees a person coming a mile down the sidewalk and switches to avoid the obligatory head nod and strained smile. this girl has held hands, kissed, and had sex before i’ve found someone who has even a fraction of the same interest in me as i do them. it just doesn’t seem fair.”
i’m sorry… HUH????? WHAT???? this is so selfish??? not only is she clearly jealous of her best friend (good for poppy, by the way. avoiding people on the sidewalk doesn’t mean you’re incapable of having a relationship) but she feels the need to insult her to make herself feel better about her lack of action? lahey, it’s not a competition. you can feel happy for your best friend and also wonder why you haven’t done anything. but SAYING IT ISNT FAIR???? no wonder nobody likes you with that attitude.
“i sit up and make sure to angle my arm at her, so she can take in the injury. i give her a moment to feel bad, but she just blinks away tears.”
context: she just destroyed half of her best friends centerpieces for an important event. after promising to help and then ditching her the whole week. BUT NOOOOOOO let’s make this about poor lahey and her little elbow scrape :(((( boo fucking hoo. this is just also so manipulative?? angling your elbow to make sure your best friend sees your scrape and immediately forgives you? honestly, what was she hoping to get out of this? it’s one of the most ridiculous things i’ve ever read. she was shitty to her best friend and can’t acknowledge that enough to not think about herself. sigh. this was my true breaking point, although there’s a lot more than this.
overall, clearly, this book was not for me. i wanted it to be! i was excited to check it out and read it. but it fell extremely flat. one of my biggest issues in books in self-centered main characters and that’s why i think i didn’t enjoy this. i’m not going to lie and say this review isn’t mean, but i’m not trying to dissuade you from reading it. i just needed a place to vent after reading.
what a way to hit my yearly reading goal!