Consensual Tentacles

by M.A. Brotherton

Have you ever been watching South Park or It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and thought, "This show is just too wholesome and family friendly?"


If you answered "Yes!" please continue on.


Mercenaries.
Drug addicts.
Unapologetic Miscreants.
Impregnators of Norse Deities.


All of these have been used to describe the crew of the Omni-Dimensional Airship, The Betty White.


Follow along with their adventures as they travel through all of time and space, screwing - or screwing over - gods, aliens, ancient ones and the occasional everyday schlub.


Make no mistake. These are horrible people doing horrible things.


From sick minds for sick minds.


The Alcohologist Chronicles


EPISODE 4 - CONSENSUAL TENTACLES


Kate is finally up for a little leave from the Alcohologist Alliance, and she's taking it on the hot new Resort Planet at the center of the Squid Dimension.


When a few days later, a massive emergency call comes from the peaceful squid homeworld, the Alcohologists have to go and find out exactly what is threatening their crewmates life, liberty and pursuit of pleasure.


Enter the Ultimate Unrealities of the Otaku Zone. They've seen those news reports coming from Earth's Japan, and they know the truth behind their sinister Squid Demons, and they're not about to take it laying down...


Find out who lives, who dies, and who impregnates an asteroid


The Alcohologist Episode 4 - Consensual Tentacles

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First published April 4, 2014

About the author

M.A. Brotherton is a writer, blogger, artist, and fat-kid from the suburbs of Kansas City, Missouri. He's tasted a little bit of everything the Midwest has to offer, ranging from meth-tweaking rednecks in massive underground cave complexes to those legendary amber waves of grain. When he's not writing, he spends most of his time screwing around on the internet.