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Unknown Binding
First published January 1, 2601
-You should not pass judgment when you drink beer.
-You should not serve things; things should serve you.
-You should not have sex with your slave girl (watch out, boy) she will chew you up.
-You should not abduct a wife.
-A woman with her own property ruins the house.
-You tell your son to come to your home; you tell your daughter to go to her women's quarters.
-The palace is like a mighty river: its middle is goring bulls; what flows in is never enough to fill it, and what flows out can never be stopped.
-A vicious donkey hangs its neck; however, a vicious man, my son-(?)
-You should not buy a donkey which brays; it will split your midriff.
-You should not abuse a ewe; otherwise you will give birth to a daughter. (What? How does that work- Wait, what do you mean by 'abuse'? Are you bloody Zeus?)
Praise be to the lady who completed the great tablets, the maiden Nisaba, that Curuppag, the son of Ubara-Tutu gave his instructions!
222. A female burglar ...... ladder; she flies into the houses like a fly. A she-donkey ...... on the street. A sow suckles its child on the street. A woman who pricked herself begins to cry and holds the spindle which pricked her in her hand. She enters every house; she peers into all streets. ...... she keeps saying "Get out!" She looks around from all parapets. She pants where there is a quarrel.
271. On the unfamiliar way at the edge of the mountains, the gods of the mountains are man-eaters. They do not build houses there as men do; they do not build cities there as men do.
242. Nothing at all is to be valued, but life should be sweet. You should not serve things; things should serve you.
264. It is inconceivable that something is lost forever.
Nothing at all is to be valued, but life should be sweet. You should not serve things; things should serve you.
You should not pass judgment when you drink beer.
A loving heart maintains a family; a hateful heart destroys a family.