Edmund Gravel and the Bahum Bug from Gorey's "The Haunted Tea-Cosy", return to ring in the New Year, and since it is 1999, the "false" millennium. The New York Times Magazine commissioned him to do this, based on the success of The Tea-Cosy holiday send-up of Dickens's A Christmas Carol, done in 1997. This isn't quite up to that bar, but it's Gorey, so it's still delightful, so there.
This one is done in rhyming couplets, for no obvious reason to me, but so there again.