Things your mother didn’t tell you, your father would have frowned upon and your friends giggled about. For the first time in print, here it is, the human's guide to monster manners. Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about manners in the paranormal community. What to cook for your favorite zombie and not be on the menu. How to yank a ghost’s chain to get his attention. What a vampire wants in a date and what to bring to the Wicked Witch of the West’s birthday party; hint - it isn’t Dorothy.