A collection of weird and sometimes horrific tales. If you like your mouths gibbering and your fleshy creatures all-enveloping, then you'll probably get something out of these short stories from Mike Allen.
The Button Bin ****
A Nebula-nominated short story about a young man looking for his missing half-sister. Interesting use of second-person narration, compelling story, creepy and original premise. Speaks of the darkness in all of us and touches on the uncomfortable, but important topic of sexual assault in a relatively tasteful, yet horribly comprehensible way.
The Blessed Days ***
At some point, people all over the world started waking up drenched in blood. They also stopped remembering their dreams. However, Bryan once mastered the practice of lucid dreaming to help control his childhood nightmares. When he partners with his sleep specialist friend to attempt to induce a lucid dreaming state, what will he see? The conclusion of this story was the one that left me the most ill. I had to put the book down for several days, but ultimately decided to continue. I would call this story part of the Lovecraftian tradition of "cosmic horror"--dealing with unspeakably evil (or just indifferent) things/beings beyond our normal existence.
Humpty **
This one had to do with a creepy childhood stuffed toy, memories of abuse(?) by a father, and the main character confronting his inner darkness. I kind of got it, but didn't really. I think it was just a smidge too poetic for me, which makes sense, because the author also writes poetry.
Her Acres of Pastoral Playground *** (spoilers)
In an attempt to save his wife and daughter, a man conducts some kind of dark ritual as the world is being consumed by a quivering mass of flesh/mouths/eyes/etc., but only succeeds in carving out a small peaceful farm at the center of this new reality where, over and over again, he remembers and forgets the terrible beast surrounding his temporary bubble. Another "cosmic horror" sort of story. I don't think I'm as much of a fan of those. It seemed like it explained just enough to make me frustrated that I didn't get the whole backstory. It also kinda made me roll my eyes that the man could hear his own screaming out in the alien flesh. Own screaming = eternal torture outside of time once his bubble pops, yadda yadda. It was trying too hard to scare me, and it didn't really work.
An Invitation via E-Mail *
A satirical piece. A professor invites another professor to participate in the rituals of a cultish group, then follows up with an email to another group member laughing about how they got rid of the first recipient. What really shut me down in this story was this quote: "Of course, there has to be a sacrifice. our ideal choice is one of those horribly misguided individuals (sadly, almost always a parent) who goes to the school board wanting to ban this book or that book, or goes whining to town council to cancel Halloween as a Satanic holiday ... if we can't get our hands on an adult, one of their children will do the trick--those sorts of genes don't need to spread." I'm a librarian, so I also struggle with a pretty judgmental suite of feelings toward "those book-banning people"--all the same, I was pretty disgusted with jokes about chopping out their still-beating hearts and sacrificing them to demons. I'm related to some of "those people," but they're MY "those people," so this crossed a line for me. We don't change people's minds and hearts by cracking jokes about how they should be murdered. Almost put the book down right there, but decided to give the author the benefit of the doubt and continue on with this imaginative collection.
The Hiker's Tale ***
A hiker in the Appalachians sees visions of a missing boy, then discovers that he might have the power to get the boy back. The fact that the main character was of Melungeon descent (had to look that one up; very interesting!) and that he shared his power with his equally dark-skinned grandmother smacked a little bit of the “magical Negro” trope, but I felt like the story transcended that since there were other unrelated people who had similar powers too. I probably would have given this story four stars if the thing about the other dimension had been explained a little more. This was another one that I felt explained just a little too much to be suitably creepy, but not enough to satisfy my awakened curiosity.
The Music of Bremen Farm ****
Super creepy story about an isolated farm where an old woman lives, the last of a very old family. The town prosecutor decides to mess with her. Her only choice is to summon “the musicians.” What happens next will destroy your memories of childhood bedtime stories forever. The donkey... biting down... (shivers)
The Lead Between the Panes ****
Allen did great in this story with keeping enough of it a mystery to maintain an atmosphere of real uneasiness. A young boy's brother disappears when they enter an old church that they're not supposed to be exploring. It has something to do with looking into the lead between the panes of a horrific stained glass window of the tortured Christ. I'm a Christian, and you know, the crucifixion is a pretty awful thing. It's made even more terrible when some demonic force takes possession of its imagery. “I want to see. Up close.” No thanks, I don't think I do.
Stone Flowers ****
Another story that made me glad I kept reading. Goes creatively back and forth between eras in Galina Brodsky's life. It's based on the Russian folktale “The Stone Flower” collected by Pavel Bazhov which also inspired Prokofiev's ballet of the same title. In this version of the story, Danilo and his bride move to the United States, but Danilo remains unaware that Galina has made a terrible sacrifice in order to win him back from the Queen of the Copper Mountain. The theme speaks to the sacrifices that historically more women than men have made so that their partners can have the careers of their dreams.
Gutter ***
A reporter stumbles upon a town's dark secret—that a small area in it demands dark sacrifice in exchange for the rest of the town staying peaceful. Had some important parallels to the real world (i.e. how people in poor, run-down areas of towns and even the world are often exploited). It was good, but it didn't particularly stand out to me in the collection.
Condolences ****
After a girl's parents are murdered, she hears an awful, hollow, terror-inducing noise every time someone in her life offers her empty condolences. One day when her daughter is sick, she decides to follow the noise with her eyes closed, and it gets louder and louder... I probably would have given this five stars because it so perfectly describes the experience of receiving trite sympathies during grief, were it not for the fact that I wasn't totally sure what the ending meant. I think it was symbolic of moving through the grief, but I couldn't tell whether or not the woman exchanged her daughter's life being in danger for her own now being in danger, which seemed important to understand.
Let There Be Darkness **
A really poetic “cosmic horror” piece about maybe the spirit of the Earth summoning(? I forget) her Father from beyond the galaxy to consume the earth. Pretty language, but not all that interesting to me.
The Quiltmaker ***
A continuation of “The Button Bin.” In a weird way, I was actually kind of disappointed that it took away some of the sympathy I'd gained for the very corrupt main character in the original story. The ending, though, struck me as very satisfying revenge fantasy for any woman who's ever been in any way abused by a man. The theme wasn't as together as in the original story, though.
Monster **
Another short, semi-“cosmic horror”-ish story, if the cosmic horror was a dude who used math(?) to enable his physical form to envelope people and create another dimension within himself in which to trap them forever. So-so.
The excerpt at the end of this from Allen's novel The Black Fire Concerto was pretty inventive, and kind of made me want to read it. A future full of zombies that will grant long life to people who are gross enough to eat them? Magic based on music? Several intriguing things there. Seemed more like dark post-apocalyptic fantasy than horror.