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20 pages, Kindle Edition
First published June 10, 2014
"Enough"..."or I'm going to blow."
"Oh my god, is that a whale pun?"







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“It can't be gay if it is with a werewhale.”![]()





“This isn’t gay,” Dom mumbled when he came up for air, his words muffled against Til’s mouth. “It can’t be gay if it’s with a werewhale”.




“Til,” he said, brandishing the squeezy tube high, “meet a tube of lip balm. A tube of lip balm, meet Til.”
Til tilted his head quizzically. “What’s that for?”



“I guess I’ll just have to be careful when I steal from the vending machine next week…”




"Freeze!" Dom said, then felt a little silly. He didn't have a gun or a baton or a rad snarling attack dog; all he had, to be frank, was the ability to say 'freeze' in an authoritative manner. That being done, he was slightly at a loss.
The man looked at him, sizing him up. Then mortifyingly, he shrugged. "Nope."
- It isn't gay, if the balls don't touch!
- Lip-balm counts as lube.
- Whale-songs are like Facebook.