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Sterek
Wherein an ill-advised floral arrangement leads to a whole new definition of obliviousness, accidental mate-bonds, and far more sex and tropes than one fic really needs.
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Five times Derek and Stiles didn’t notice how close they were (literally) and then a whole bunch of times when they did...

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92 pages, ebook

First published June 14, 2014

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Profile Image for Julio Genao.
Author 9 books2,190 followers
December 18, 2014
this is when i knew i had a problem and needed to seek help:

Stiles shuddered, his whole body clamping down on Derek's knot.

“Yeah,” Derek growled, he put a hand to Stiles' abdomen where it was usually swollen with come after they fucked. Right now it was almost flat. “You feel that?”

“What?” Stiles wasn't really operating using all brain-cells. “Did you come less?”

Derek shook his head, that satisfied look back in full force. “No, it went down while you slept. It wasn't leaking though. Which means your body was absorbing it.”

that's not how this works. that's not how sex with boys works. i need you to stop being stupid in this way, because i am finishing this story anyway and i cannot be troubled by the foolishness.

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

you've written another hot sex scene

don't ruin it with any more of your fanciful imagin—

—omg i'm coming, i'm coming, i'm com
Profile Image for Margaret Foxe.
Author 3 books238 followers
June 23, 2014
Well guys,





Stiles gets stuck to Derek's lap, literally.



They don't even realize they've been put under a spell for a long time, or that they're even getting up in each other's grills until their friends point it out to them.





But do they stop? Hell no. Sexy times ensue. Woot Woot!



This is not PWP. It is more Porn With a Little Plot and a Lot of Snark and Humor, so PWLPLSH. Basically it was awesome. And Derek does some serious dirty talking in this. I mean nasty!





If you love Sterek and sexy times, you'll love this.


Profile Image for Jennifer☠Pher☠.
2,970 reviews274 followers
November 25, 2014
Well, that was hot.

It was also really awesome.

I love Stiles as a Spark.

I love when Derek and Stiles have a mating bond.

I also love KNOTTING.

You should read this one.

For real.

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2,701 reviews581 followers
June 22, 2017
3.5 Stars

I definitely have to give credit for a great premise that yields very high entertainment value.

This starts off with gleeful humorous abandon, turns into some hot, dirty talking Derek (plus KNOTTING) and ends on quite the emotional, poignant epiphany for both.

Ridiculousness (with some suspension of belief) and a punch of feels to go with your smex. Great combo!
Profile Image for Emma Sea.
2,214 reviews1,230 followers
January 29, 2015
I am Emma's fraught conscience.

So, here's this awesome fic I read today. Stiles is a 16 year old (legal age in NZ!) who cannot consent, because of chemically-induced mating magic, who still verbally resists penetrative sex, and whose resistance is ignored by Derek.

It is fucking hot. And Stiles *sigh* How I love Stiles. How I specifically love Stiles's feeble attempts to achieve bodily autonomy and yet be forced to take Derek's huge, leaking knot. Suffer for me, pretty Stiles.

I mentioned this earlier, in my review of Strain, but here again is a story I would HATE beyond words, if this was a 16 year old girl being raped by a 24 year old man (let's not ever talk 'bout Steter, right now).

So, what I'm trying to work out is, do I get to object to middle aged men fapping to anime porn of 16 year old girls? Is that a thing I am still allowed to be squicked out by? And why does Stiles's suffering taste like sweet raspberry cotton candy?

Your thoughts, please.
Profile Image for Vivian.
2,919 reviews486 followers
September 5, 2014
Stiles and Derek as Obliviatti

Snarky and entertaining with some carnal sex as good intentions set Derek and Stiles down a path. They both know better, but... yeah, Oops. Werewolfy and funny as Derek's lap seems to be a magnet for Stiles ass.

Favorite quote:
Any maybe that was because of some stupid magic gone awry, but there were moments when Stiles just couldn't resist throwing something out there and seeing how Derek would react. He'd never had a good filter at the best of times, and this was hardly the best of times!
Profile Image for Alice.
289 reviews63 followers
October 21, 2016
Perfect Trope Soup:

Post-S2 divergence.
5x
Sex Pollen / Magic made the do it
Sheriff finds out
MotW
Spark!Stiles
Mates / Mating Bond
Obliviousness
Pining
Knotting ... and more knotting ... lots of knotting going on
Emotional, comical, sexy, entertaining

Well written and checks off a number of tropes that all work well together in this.

* If you liked this, try this: Bingo by betp
Profile Image for Dalia.
280 reviews96 followers
September 15, 2015
mateheatfuckwantclaimStiles
Derek and Stiles accidentaly engage in a mating bond. Stiles sits on Derek's lap pretty often and Derek is talking dirty.


"And by 'thought about it' you mean...?"
Derek snarls. "Holding you down and fucking you until you cried?" He passed a hand over his eyes, sighing. "And also just... Being together."
It's fun, cute and hot.
Profile Image for Meags.
2,487 reviews697 followers
July 16, 2016
3 Stars

The beginning of this fic was a bit random for me. Stiles, unknowingly, sets into motion a mating bond ritual between himself and Derek, both of whom are oblivious as to what has happened, or how close they are becoming. I didn’t quite grasp the details of why they were so unaware – it either, a) didn’t make total sense, or b) I missed some pivotal information along the way.

The behaviours of the two were so overtly obvious. I mean, at one point Derek was LICKING Stiles’ neck, out in public, and they didn’t stop to think “oh hey, this is something different!” (That is one of the more tame things they did while “unaware”). And yeah, yeah, this is explained away as part of some mysterious, unknowingly provoked, “mating bond ritual”, but STILL! Sense, people - I like it when things actually make sense!!

So, then the genius that is Scott points out that something funny is going on, and with some Deaton wisdom, the boys become shockingly in the know. The situation being that, through some magical interference, brought on by our little spark, Derek and Stiles are in the process of completing a set of mating bond rituals, most of which have already been consummated during their brief period of “unaware touchy-feely times”. The final ritual, which will fulfil the mate-bond permanently, involves Derek getting all up on Stiles under the next full moon – which happens to be two weeks away.

The boys decide on a strategy: stay away from each other until after the full moon. Sounds easy enough, but the bond that has already been set in motion, is strong. They both physically yearn for the other, to the point of pain, so their initial plan lasts all of 12 hours.

Plan B: Let’s have lots and lots of sex up until the full moon and then we shall part ways, the bond will break and it will be all good in the hood again….. Idiots. Don’t they know the Sterek feels are always strong, regardless of the circumstances!? Sheesh.

I’ll tell you what else was going on in this fic which had me working my eyebrows in a way that would rival even Derek… DUBIOUS CONSENT (or as Derek finally acknowledges later as “slightly shady circumstances”)!! Stiles is 16 and technically not in his right mind, when Derek literally gets all up in that. And Derek! He’s a filthy fucker in this one, both physically and verbally. There were a couple of lines that made me want to wash his mouth out with soap!

Let me be clear, I LOVE Sterek sexy times as much as the next girl, but dubcon is not my thing, and dirty talking Derek (who some of you filthy bitches will love) just never sits well with me. He’s supposed to be all broody and non-communicative, with lots of grr and MINE etc etc, but when he starts getting verbal in the bedroom it always feels slightly off to me.

Soooo… unless Derek is telling Stiles that he’s his forever in a growly and possessive, yet, absolutely ruined-in-love way, then I don’t particularly want to hear it!! Luckily, there was actually quite a bit of this good stuff going on amongst all the dirty talk – especially towards the end! Woot woot!

A round of applause for SURPRISE KNOTTING! And a standing ovation for Stiles’ epically awesome reaction to said surprise knot… Priceless!
Profile Image for Susan.
2,349 reviews460 followers
October 23, 2015
Despite some really ridiculous scenes this was a very enjoyable smexy read. And cute awkward Stiles, dirty talking Derek and lots of sexsexsex equals happy happy place for Susan.

Stiles has accidentally started the mating ritual between him and Derek. They are continuously growing closer without them knowing it. But when Scott points out Stiles is sitting in Derek’s lap, they kind of figure out they’ve been doing that sort of thing a lot lately.

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Oh, and there is knotting! Knotting is always nice.

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Or something like this.

I decided to ignore the fact that Stiles is 16 and mentally got him an aging potion. 19 is so much better.
Profile Image for Arpi !!!getting high on books!!!.
144 reviews18 followers
February 15, 2015
OMG!!!That was Just SO FUCKING HOT

But then, what else can you expect from Stiles and Derek and a Mating bond that neither of them can resist!


Whow!That definitely called for a very cold shower!!





I just can't get enough of them

They were so cute together in the beginning under the influence of the mating magic-


It's all hot hot and more hot...add some more heat to that please
both of them were very cute together
Profile Image for BWT.
2,252 reviews245 followers
September 23, 2015
I liked the sarcasm, humor, and sex. I did not like that Stiles is sixteen and Derek is twenty-three. (Gave me the heebie-jeebies!)

I had to rewrite his age to nineteen in my head so I wouldn't get totally, constantly squicked out. Which is harder than you may think as Prairie_Grass kept bringing it up. A LOT.

Other than that (glaringly HUGE problem)...HOT, HOT, HOT!
Profile Image for Trix.
1,355 reviews114 followers
December 29, 2014
It was fun. It was hot as hell. And if you can bypass the lack of logic to some scenes, quite an entertaining read.

I liked how Stiles and Derek were portrayed in this fan fiction. Just the right amount of witty remarks, humour, stubbornness and submission for Stiles. Just the right amount of possessiveness, manipulative behaviour, protectiveness and sexy brooding for Derek.

Quite an original setting for the pair. As if the usual list of supernatural beings weren't enough, Stiles and Derek inadvertently set in motion the mating ritual. But the story is cleverly told so as to include a few initial scenes which help the pair's characterisation as well as create a history for them. They gradually gravitate towards each other and it's Scott who finally notices the sudden chemistry.

And when it seemed that both would not complete the ritual, an external force brings them together to fight off a threat to the pack. All's well that ends well. I figure more could be written as a sequel to this, just to see how Stiles and Derek fare after the mating bond.

Favourite quote: The waffles would like everyone to know that they were barely involved.
Profile Image for Adrianamae.
649 reviews42 followers
December 27, 2014
Clueless Sterek, and the jokes on them. Hot and funny.
Profile Image for Malinda.
1,852 reviews245 followers
November 30, 2014
4 stars

This was a very good story. This is a Sterek fanfiction story. For those of you that don't know...Sterek fanfic is based off 2 male characters, Stiles and Derek, from the TV show Teen Wolf. In the show they're both heterosexual but some viewers have fantasized about them together in a m/m relationship and thus Sterek was born. This story is set in the TV show world, somewhere around the end of season 2 timeframe.

In this story, Stiles goes to see Derek's new place and brings a housewarming gift that ends up having some unexpected side effects. Although mating normally doesn't take place with a human, the side effects of Stiles' gift makes that not matter quite so much. The thing is, neither Derek or Stiles are really cognisant of what's going on between them and by the times someone else sees what's going on and points it out things have already progressed pretty far. Their attempts to stop the slide into matehood weren't exactly the best and seemed to mirror their more inner feeling that they both tried to hide...feelings that maybe they both wanted each other and didn't want to fight the mating-bond starting to form between them. There is lots of sex in the story but I also really liked that Derek and Stiles also have conversations. I was actually pretty pleased with how well the story kept Derek and Stiles' personalities on par with what I'd expect from the TV show. Things get a little convoluted at the end but I liked the twist concerning who Stiles actually is to the pack and how it made Stiles and Derek face their feelings for each other. They end the story starting a HEA together.

Overall I found this story to be very enjoyable. I liked the setup and how the characters came across. The story actually had more plot (or maybe I should say non-sex parts) than I expected and I really enjoyed some of the fun and snarky conversations between Stiles and Derek. If you don't watch the show it might be a bit confusing but you could give it a try (it is free after all) and I'd definitely recommend it for Sterek lovers. :D
Profile Image for Borderstar.
912 reviews17 followers
February 4, 2015
3.75 stars

This was funny, sweet at times and hot! But also a small part 'odd' for me as there were a couple of things that bothered me a little - I have no problem really with them having sex when Stiles is 16, as I live in the UK where this is legal, so this really isn't that big a deal... but in the car park of the SCHOOL??? That just seemed a bit wrong, lol. Also for people who are offended by even the slightest amount of dub-con, then this does skirt the lines of this a couple of times for reasons of the mate bond and such.

But the situation itself, especially the first part where they don't know what's going on, is really funny. I also really liked the whole thing with the Emissary later on too, that seemed a pretty good idea (although please note here I have only watched season 1 & 2 of the actual TV series, so I have no idea if this is original or something from the series itself).
Profile Image for Julesmarie.
2,504 reviews88 followers
August 27, 2015
Cute. Sweet. But then I find obliviousness adorable not annoying. So there's that.

Some Favorite Quotes:
"I could have called my Dad but I didn't really want to bother him after..." he made a vaguely magic/werewolf/teen-angst encompassing gesture, "...everything lately."

Now Stiles had just spent the last few hours trying not to cry into his pillow over an emotionally-stunted, too-old alpha werewolf who almost became his husband because of an ill-chosen floral arrangement. 'Now' was an all-around shitty place to be.

Profile Image for Karen Wellsbury.
820 reviews42 followers
March 19, 2015
Most of this was 4.5/ 5 stars.
Really cute pull of the full moon mates vibe, Stiles is 16, which being British did't bother me that much.
There is a lot of urgent heated desperate sex, which is good

Then pow, Stiles belly was swollen with come, really ? Was too much, and it kind of ruined it for me
I kept imagining Stiles wandering around with his belly swooshing around because he had come retention.
Other than that it was fun
Profile Image for LenaLena.
391 reviews157 followers
August 25, 2014
In which there are many reasons for Sterek not to have the sex, but of course, they do have the sex and then the fic ends with the sex without addressing any of the issues that were obstacles before the sex happened. A typical Wait! Now What?! ending.

Still, I liked the sex.
Profile Image for Finnegan.
1,247 reviews60 followers
June 27, 2015
I was never one for dirty talk, but that was before I read this! Derek has a dirty, dirty mouth on him and is not afraid to use it! I will now stop with this review, in order to take a cold shower. In winter.
Profile Image for Bel Hernández.
Author 1 book73 followers
April 24, 2020
<< They were all there, the land connected to them and they connected to the land. He could even feel the edges – where the land continued on outwards but the lines defined with Alpha-red stopped. It was so big. Even at the outskirts of Derek's territory it was like the lines were pulsing with something, too weak to continue outwards but ready, eager to expand they just needed something, some—
“Stiles!” >>

Leo este fic al menos dos veces por año. La primera parte es genial, la segunda asumo es la engancha a la mayoría, pero la tercera? MARAVILLOSA. Emissary!Stiles es todo lo que está bien en el mundo.
Profile Image for Plumpka.
431 reviews3 followers
July 12, 2022
Historia przypadkowego nawiązania więzi godowej była tu w zasadzie pretekstem to pokazania mnóstwa seksu, ale zadziwiająco mi to nie przeszkadzało. Seks był gorący, a Stiles niesamowicie kanoniczny. Normalnie dałabym temu fickowi 4 gwiazdki, ale całą gwiazdkę dodaję za kreację Stilesa. 😊
Profile Image for Lisa.
916 reviews40 followers
December 31, 2023
You’ve got to love a fan fiction to finish off the year. And this one was ace!

HNY Goodreads friends…
Profile Image for Brooke.
1,590 reviews45 followers
August 22, 2015
Purrrrrrrrrrr, this is just shy of a PWP, readers looking for canon personalitys or feelings this is not your read. People looking to perve out on age kink, knotting, Alfa possessiveness and dirty talk this is your jam. Unrealistic body abilities aside this was a good read. Fair warning about dubious consent tho, real consent in this read never really happened.
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