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390 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2013
"I am blessed organological
My powers are robotical
I am your diametrical
You're no longer magistical!
We started antiphonical,
You thought your words demonical,
But my verse exorcistical---
The real Portia is mystical!"

And the rearview so appealing-Portia also serenades the hallowed Greek Pantheon (Zeus, Ares, Athena, etc.) with a poem involving the Golden Gate Bridge, Sex and the City, and Krispy Kreme's calories. That is but a few examples of the insufferable poetry used within this book.
God, where's the U-turn?
I've gotta see it again.
Cuz you're the Moyenne Corniche...
I'm Mario Andretti,
I'm stuck on the course,
And you, baby, are the Grand Prix.