(CW for sexual violence, slavery and pedophilia NO REALLY I MEAN IT)
Ha ha ha what the fuck. I don't even know how to start this review so apologies for any awkwardness. I'm just going to randomly dive in with my first thoughts and forge onward from there.
I have seen the argument that this book is somehow subversive and feminist because its world is a matriarchal one. I would love to know what feminism and subversiveness actually mean to the people who describe this book that way...because it’s clear to me that Bishop actually put no real thought into trying to consider how a matriarchal world could be substantially different from a patriarchal one beyond possibly consulting with a men’s rights activist about his greatest nightmares. You see, her world is one where the women in power are all petty, vindictive, manipulative, evil bitches who use their feminine whiles and legal trickery to steal little boys away from their loving fathers and groom them into becoming sex slaves with torture cock rings. In the grand scheme of things, there is at least a fairly gender neutral division of sexual predators and victims, so maybe that is something.
But also…hey, why IS there so much sexual violence in this book? Almost every character is either a sadistic serial rapist or a survivor of intense, horrific sexual trauma. Incest, pedophilia and sexual slavery seem intrinsically built into the fabric of their society. It’s abundantly clear that Bishop doesn’t actually have anything at all to say about a world constructed with these dynamics or her characters’ internal experiences of trauma. Quite the opposite - while people rightfully criticize prominent male-authored fantasy for using sexual violence in cheap and gross ways, this is probably the most egregious case I’ve seen of rape being used for sordid shock value in a way that feels truly lazy and exploitative. At the end of the day, others may feel differently about this kind of representation and authors have the right to write whatever they want, but that also means that I have the right to feel as I do about it and say that I find it tasteless, gross and disrespectful.
So, to repeat: this kind of excessive, graphic rape for no discernible purpose other than being Dark and titillating/shocking is definitely not for me, and I think it’s exploitative and damaging, but I understand that others feel differently and I respect their right to do so. When I hope that we can all draw the line, however, is when it comes to such depictions of pedophilia. Don’t even try to tell me that Daemon, a man who is thousands of years old, is not sexually attracted to Jaenelle, a twelve year old girl, or that the things he does to her are not sexual assault. There are only so many times Bishop can describe the “embers” or “hunger” "stirring in his loins" or his mouth watering while touching her or thinking about touching her before it starts to get truly and genuinely revolting to read. It just gets worse and worse as it goes on - at one point, she kisses him and he then makes the deliberate decision to initiate a second kiss instead of making it clear that what she did isn’t okay, specifically noting that she will now remember what it feels like to kiss a *man* and any boys she kisses won’t compare. At the very end, he uses his seduction magic to force her into lust with him while she is inexplicably in furry form, initiating more kissing and sexual touching in order to get her to leave her own mind-realm after she’s retreated there after being brutally raped to the point of near-death. (Well, these sure are real sentences that I’m typing right now.) He says that he only does it because he loves her.
Let me make it abundantly clear that none of this is me knee-jerk pearl-clutching over a difficult but skillful look into the mind of a predator that is in fact critical of pedophilia - I have read plenty of those, and I am able to discern the difference, thank you. All I can say is that Daemon’s feelings for Jaenelle are presented uncritically and, perhaps with the exception of the mind-raping at the end, even positively/romantically because of Bishop’s reassurances that he isn’t actually going to have sex with her until she’s seventeen and isn’t truly attracted to her child’s body - he’s attracted to her soul, her essence, the woman that she will become! Yeah, as if that isn’t a justification that is trotted out for/by real life pedophiles all the time! I’m legitimately struggling to express how simultaneously baffling and abhorrent I find all of this to be. It’s truly astonishing to me.
So many things about the plot just don’t make sense, specifically around the sex slavery. Daemon is ostensibly controlled by his cock ring or *something else* because he has remained miserable and enslaved for thousands of years, except he constantly goes on vicious massacres and eviscerates the women who own him. The in-text reason given for the fact that he’s still alive is apparently that Dorothea doesn’t kill him on the off-chance that he will one day have sex with her. But he is forced to sleep with all of these other Queens against his will (except for when he doesn’t want to and murders them instead??) so why not her? And he is eventually able to destroy the cock ring on his own and he is able to resist its full power. He also lets Jaenelle stay at the asylum that is the front for a pedophile ring because she might lose her mind if she emerges from her magical trance in a different setting - but the other option is a near-absolute guarantee that she will be raped... which does happen, as I said before, to the point of her almost dying, which makes her lose her mind anyways. So…what?
On a similar note, Saetan knows from early on in the story that Jaenelle routinely spends time in a horrible place where they “do that to children” but is perpetually stumped about why she is all haunted and broken and ultimately decides that there isn’t anything he can do except wait for her to come visit him. I thought that this might be because he can’t traverse the magical mist she creates around the place, but he is later able to traverse this mist with ease and makes it clear that he didn’t want to intervene because he wanted to “respect her privacy.” Like, WHAT? A child’s privacy to be drugged and molested and forced to eat her murdered friend’s leg (yes, that happens)???? Saetan also got “tricked” into selling his sons into sex slavery and inexplicably just let them suffer for thousands of years instead of trying to help them or rectify the situation in any way. In text, it seems like Daemon and Saetan are just absolutely incompetent, useless decision makers. Out of text, it becomes clear that Bishop just wanted as many characters as possible to be raped and spent the least time possible coming up with flimsy reasons for them to be stuck in bad situations.
I feel like this hardly matters in comparison to the rest of this review, but the world-building is an absolute mess. Bishop gleefully flings around capitalized words and magical terms without bothering to explain absolutely anything. We have Webs, Coaches, three realms that somehow all exist together (I think in different realities that can be traversed through Webs), the many colors and kinds of Jewels, the many ranks and types of people (Black Widows, Witches, Guardians, High Priest/Priestess of Hell, Queens, Princes) the Twisted Kingdom and tangled webs, Virgin Nights, Hayll vs Hell…I could go on. Most egregiously, perhaps, is the fact that everyone is constantly freaking out over the fact that Jaenelle is not just a witch but “Witch” capitalized as a title - but we never actually learn what being Witch means. Apparently Saetan’s ex Cassandra was also Witch but she isn’t anymore? So why wasn’t she able to save the realms from their doom or whatever it is that Jaenelle is going to do? The fact that I was able to remember what I did about all this and formulate the questions I did should be considered an amazing feat given that all of the nonsensical, unexplained worldbuilding is dropped haphazardly between scenes of Daemon lusting after Jaenelle and people’s dicks and clits being ripped off.
I would be remiss if I didn’t mention the Sarah J Maas connection. SJM was apparently very ...inspired... by this series, and now that I’ve read some of both, the similarities are quite uncanny. Daemon and Lucivar are brothers with "golden-brown" skin and black hair who are sex slaves to a vindictive and powerful woman, and Lucivar is a “half-breed” of a winged warrior race that mutilates the wings of their -and I quote- “females.” Rhysand really just is Daemon for all intents and purposes, from his physical descriptions and personality and mannerisms to the fact that their authors are both clearly desperately attracted to their characters and just as desperate to convince us that they are justified in committing egregious human rights violations against their love interests for the entirely totally 100% legitimate purposes of protecting their minds from greater horrors. YES, that is how trauma works and NO they definitely couldn’t have chosen to do a million other things - don’t question it!!!!!!!!! There’s the same obsession with males and females and calling random things masculine or feminine, the same obsession with brutes and bastards and pricks and growling and purring and crooning. As I said, it's truly uncanny.
Let me conclude by mentioning a few things that made me laugh incredibly hard:
-Daemon and Lucivar habitually greeting each other by saying “Hello, Bastard” and “Hello, Prick” respectively
-The description of Daemon sexily buttering his toast: "Philip hesitated at the doorway. Daemon buttered his toast with slow, sensuous strokes, knowing that Philip was watching him and uneasily imagining something other than toast beneath his hand."
-The scene where Jaenelle describes how Daemon let her win at cards without realizing that he let her win - this is apparently so funny to Saetan’s sons that they inexplicably bash their heads together?
In summary, this might be the worst book I’ve ever read, and reading it was one of my strangest reading experiences ever. As Bishop might put it, this book made me succumb to my tangled web and sink into the Twisted Kingdom forevermore. If you hear a ghostly woman’s voice whispering desperately on the wind -something about evil cock rings, perhaps, or the moral reprehensibility of romanticizing pedophilia- spare a thought for the poor Witch who did not survive her Virgin Night with this book.