What a hateable couple. The only good part of this book was the improbably heroic cat.
This next trilogy, books 4-6, are apparently about the daughters of the Murray brothers in books 1-3. Elspeth is the daughter of Maldie and Balfour, and this book is about her affair with Cormac Armstrong. Cormac has promised himself to the woman he loves, Lady Isabel, but Elspeth has fallen for him, and has decided she will entice Cormac to cheat on Isabel with her so she can have him for herself. Her ultimate plan is to 'win' Cormac's heart by showing him that she has the best vagina of all! The book justifies this relationship by going out of its way to explain that, it's actually okay that Elspeth is a homewrecker and Cormac is a cheating philanderer, it's okay that they're having an affair even though Cormac is engaged, because Isabel is a bad person!!! This is cheater logic, lmao. This is 'side-chick' math. Very 'his gf is a bitch anyway, so it's okay that I'm trying to 'steal' him, I'm better than her anyway, she doesn't deserve him' energy.
Not only does this affair show off the poor moral character of our two MCs, the way they're so open with their sexual relationship was really improbable. Why are all these upper-class young women so eager to throw away their virginity on dudes they just met? These stories always take pains to tell us that their society sees woman as either pure or tainted. Once you've been tainted, you can never be pure again, and yet all of these books have well-born young virgins who think nothing of losing their V-Card to randoms. Elspeth also does nothing to hide this affair, and is even open about it with Cormac's friends. She doesn't fear being viewed as sexually tarnished, or being disowned by her family, even when she later discovers she's pregnant with Cormac's child-- she's 100% confident her family will accept her and her bastard child. Lol, no? Do you know anything about the society you're writing about? Men were allowed to have illegitimate kids, but a noblewoman? Absolutely not. Her baby would've been either adopted out in secret, or she would have been turned out and been forced to give birth in a Magdalene home and her baby taken by the church. Modern readers/authors really don't seem to understand how unacceptable 'sexual impropriety' in women, especially the upper classes, was.
But I haven't touched on how our couple meets yet! Elspeth meets Cormac Armstrong when she is ///nine years old///. Yep, and we even get a borderline p*do line where Cormac thinks to himself, 'This nine year old will be a very beautiful woman when she grows up.' I don't know about you, but that's way too close to, 'i can't wait till you turn 16.' How... romantic. Fucking weird.
Anyway, fast forward 10 years, Elspeth has become a rape magnet. (You may think me insensitive for saying so, but Elspeth gets kidnapped for rape 3 different times just in the first half of the book. All by different people with entirely separate motivations. Bonkers.) At the start of the book, Elspeth has been kidnapped by Sir Collin, for a forced marriage and rape. Cormac happens to rescue her, and they have a, 'omg, it's you from 10 years ago' moment. They're then on the run from the people who are trying to kidnap her back to Sir Collin in a way that's very reminiscent of books 2 and 3. Elspeth sets her heart on winning Cormac for herself, and decides to seduce him, because she's decided that ' we are mates ', because she had a crush on him when she was nine. She keeps trying to get him horny so that she can get him to change his mind and sleep with her. Cormac, despite being attracted to a now age-appropriate Elspeth, tells himself "No! I promised myself to lady Isabel!.... Okay, sure, I've cheated on Isabel before, but I can't cheat with Elspeth. I'd better have sex with a prostitute instead, y'know, someone socially inferior, so that the cheating 'doesn't count'" Ah yes, he can't have sex with a rich, well-bred virgin, but widows, tavern-maids, and prostitutes, y'know, women that have no worth or social value to him, they're okay to have sex with, because they're already 'dirty.' This story's internal logic is that sex is something inherently degrading to women, that men can use sex as a tool of domination and humiliation, that men are inherently dirty and lustful, and when they touch a woman, that dirt rubs off onto her and she is forever branded a dirty slut.
How does Elspeth respond to this situation when she finds out that Cormac isn't responding to her seduction and is instead going to release his horniness at a brothel? She 'cleverly' thwarts his attempts to have sex with women other than her by PHYSICALLY THREATENING THE WOMEN HE PLANS TO SLEEP WITH. This happens repeatedly! She literally threatens women with KNIVES to not have sex with Cormac rather than confronting him directly, because, y'know, everything is women's fault in this book, men's lust is the fault of women, men can't be held accountable for their actions, it's the WOMEN who must be threatened with knives! This is extremely cringey, it's very 'my man cheated on me and I beat up the girl he slept with instead of just breaking up with him' energy.
Yeah, so Elspeth goes and physically threatens the prostitute that Cormac has sought out? What a psycho bitch? Leave her the fuck alone, she's literally just doing her job, but SOMEHOW, the prostitute Annie is actually CHARMED immediately by Elspeth's explanation, and it works! They're instant besties. The Mary Sue ability to instantly win allies strikes again! Anyway, Elspeth explains about Lady Isabel and that she's trying to win Cormac's heart from Isabel by sleeping with him, and she and Annie are both like, "what a bitch whore that lady Isabel is."
Anyway, Elspeth eventually succeeds, and Cormac decides to cheat on Isabel with her, and they have sex. The sex scenes are CRAP and use repetitive euphemisms like 'ease the intimacy of their embrace' 'love him with her mouth' 'passion they share'. These phrases are used so frequently through the series that you really get sick of it after a while. The sex scene where Elspeth goes and takes a bath in the lake was too much for me, yeah, totally believable that a virgin girl cums from him putting his finger inside for like 3 pumps. Yep. And for the last time, the hymen doesn't 'pop' like a freshness seal and bleed. Also wow, and he came in her, this virgin girl he knows he's going to dump for his fiance. What a piece of shit. Of course she gets pregnant from this, and of course this is going to be how she gets Cormac to choose her, right? A baby will make him stay!!!
Actually, oh no, wow, what? After they have sex for the first time, Cormac is being cold and indifferent? Wow, having sex didn't make him immediately fall in love with me and by my 'mate'? Wow! Didn't see that coming, a man who attaches no value to sex and thinks nothing of cheating on his fiance of 10 years is now treating me with indifference after he got what he wanted! No fucking shit! But Elspeth is okay with this, she's a cool girl. 'She knew she shouldn't push too hard, she had to be patient and understanding.' As if he's a baby or something. Reminder that Elspeth was the virgin in the situation and Cormac is like 10 years older and sexually experienced. He's not a baby who needs emotional coddling, ELSPETH is the baby in the situation! She SHOULD be upset! No matter how much Elspeth was goading him to fuck her, Cormac still has agency and the power to say no! He chose to have sex with her, knowing he was going to discard her! But Elspeth isn't mad! Wow, what a cool girl! She's not making a big deal that he took her virginity on a riverbank and now he's being cold! She's not like other girls, who would cry and bitch and moan that he's being emotionally distant now that he got what he wanted. Elspeth is so cool and different! Ugh.
Then in Chapter 5, Elspeth the Rape Magnet gets kidnapped for rape AGAIN by some random highwaymen as she's walking through a village in broad daylight to buy food. Cormac gets pissed at her for 'going out alone' as if she somehow invited this to happen. Is this fucking Saudi Arabia? Women can't travel unaccompanied for even a shopping trip in broad daylight? It's her fault for assuming she's safe to go out alone in a village? Cormac then thinks to himself. 'Elspeth doesn't understand what she does to a man with that body and her sensual voice', i.e., suggesting that she's so hot that men can't help but become bloodthirsty raping beasts just from seeing her, and it's her fault for tempting everyone into becoming a rapist. Well, he rescued her, so she's fine now.
Just kidding, in Chapter 6, she gets into trouble AGAIN with a group of violent little boys who are torturing a cat. She then beats up a 14 year old boy, (who honestly deserved it), but the narrative goes out of its way to simultaneously describe her as tiny, delicate, and willowy, but also this 'I have 75 brothers and 170 boy cousins, you don't frighten me, i'm a tough girl' vibe. This is the dichotomy of the Mary Sue. She has to be kidnapped for rape constantly, but we can't have people thinking she's 'weak' or 'maidenly', so we have to also show her physically overpowering men/boys in a fight to remind us that she's so special because she grew up with 1482 brothers.
So yes, Cormac has caved and has had sex with Elspeth, and he takes this to mean, well, I already cheated on Isabel once, and I took Elspeth's virginity. I might as well have sex with her 25 more times. That's how much his 10 year long vow means to him. What a faithful man. Both of them are home-wrecking cheating garbage. Anyway, Elspeth thinks the more times she sleeps with Cormac, she can seduce him into loving her and marrying her. all she has to do is outsex Isabel.
Let's talk about Isabel for a minute. I cannot tell you how much this book sets you up to hate Isabel as much as possible for the first half of the book. Everything we know about Lady Isabel is hearsay. Everyone we come across takes pains to tell you, the reader, that Isabel is a whore, i.e., she's evil. Why is she a whore, exactly? All we know about her so far is that she was married four times. I thought sex within a marriage was the ONLY sex that doesn't make you a slut! So why is she a whore? And why is this bad, exactly, why is Elspeth different from her? She also slept with a man immediately after meeting him, why is she set up to be pure and virtuous, and Isabel is set up as a duplicitous whore? Well, okay, maybe Isabel has had sex with more people than Elspeth has, maybe she's had sex with some other dudes besides her husband, even Elspeth's cousin Payton has had sex with her, but she makes sure to tell Elspeth that Lady Isabel is a whore-- even though he sure was okay with sleeping with her himself. Every man in this book makes use of prostitutes, while simultaneously scorning them. The only thing we can conclude is that Isabel is evil because she... enjoys sex? In these books, sex is something that women do for men, men are the seekers of sex, sex is something they win from women, this is the natural order presented in these books. Any woman who enjoys and seeks sex for herself is therefore seen as something depraved and disgusting, e.g., up until chapter 15, we are told Isabel is evil, and the reason is because she enjoys having sex. This book could not make it more clear how much it hates women. The slut shaming is so over the top, while simultaneously and incongruously having Elspeth, the heroine, try to slut her way into winning her man.
And then, just to make sure you have fully bought into hating Isabel, when we meet her, the book makes sure you know she's evil in other ways too. The narrative HAS to do this, by the way, or the 'love story' between Elspeth and Cormac falls apart. If Lady Isabel really is a good person who Elspeth has wrongly tarred and feathered so that she can internally justify stealing Cormac, then what Elspeth is doing becomes the monstrous thing that is. Cormac's cheating becomes despicable. The narrative has to make Lady Isabel evil in order to justify Elspeth and Cormac's affair. The story needs you to think that it's okay that Cormac is cheating on his girlfriend with Elspeth, and it's okay the Elspeth is knowingly trying to insert herself into a previously established relationship and 'steal' the man, because Isabel is a bitch anyway and Elspeth is sooo much better!
This book is very invested in the idea of setting up a dichotomy between Elspeth and Isabel in very strange ways. It's very obsessed with the idea that women (Isabel) who don't want children are evil, and Elspeth is virtuous and a PROPER woman because she wants to be a mother. Very Tradfem Tradcath. (This author also seems to like writing random babies into her story, but uses tricks of circumstance to get the baby there before the main couple hooks up. She wants a baby in the story and for the heroine to play a motherly role to show off her feminine virtue, but not actually have the heroines ruin their virginity status ((very important for some reason)) to have the baby be theirs by blood. The heroine can only experience pregnancy with the main hero later.) There's this part of the book where Elspeth and Cormac find a baby on a hillside --(the natural result of catholicism creating a society in which birth control was forbidden. Their policy in no way reduced the amount of sex and pregnancies that happened, it just meant a shit-ton of unwanted kids that no one was prepared to care for, not even the church. Elspeth and Cormac should not be surprised by this, is what I'm saying.) Elspeth is scandalized and resolves to take in the baby. "Why didn't she drop the baby at the church?" she asks, "It would've been a hard life, but better than being eaten by beasts!" ... Not necessarily. Do you know anything about all the mass graves found at ancient scottish and irish catholic churches? These kids were treated as tainted bastards who were mothered by 'whores.' These babies left on the church doorstep were unwanted by the mother, by the church, by society. They were only born because birth control wasn't allowed, they never SHOULD have been born. You can't stigmatize single motherhood, simultaneously not penalize the fathers for walking away, and then get angry that women tried to avoid that stigma and the burden of unwanted pregnancy by abandoning the kids/ending the pregnancy. Elspeth goes into the town, pissed that no one wants the baby, and we find out that the mother was a 'witch', so the villagers think the baby is cursed. Elspeth is pissed that they all think the baby is cursed. Cormac is equally disgusted at these provincial hillbillies.
I reject the idea that our protagonists see witches, 'the devil's child', laying babies on hillsides, as 'superstitious nonsense.' They would have believed it too. This is pre-enlightenment. Even educated people in the 1400s believed in this shite. But our author wants to show off how moral and enlightened her protagonists are, forget about their illicit affair, you guys! Forget that they're cheating hos! They are making a moral stand here! They're good people! We get Elspeth saying that people have thought she and her mom were witches because of their folk healing, which is completely inaccurate. The majority of people burned at the stake for witchcraft were not folk healers. Everyone used folk medicine back then, if you got sick, literally all you had to treat it was plants, genius. The people accused of witchcraft were just people in the village who didn't fit in and that other people wanted to scapegoat for crop failures or miscarriages. The myth that witches were mostly young beautiful women accused of being too educated, or they were whores or seductresses, is sensationalized. There is no explanation for why Cormac and Elspeth don't believe in this universal superstition, by the way! They were raised in the same society with the same religious doctrines as these peasants. They would have believed as these villagers do.
This story is so deeply unserious.
After this little interlude with the baby, Elspeth gets kidnapped for rape AGAIN, and while she's strapped down, clothes ripped off, about to be raped, Elspeth's prayer is that 'I hope being raped doesn't turn me cold to men.' THAT is what you're praying? That you'll still be sexually useful for Cormac after this rape? That is so deeply fucking offensive I don't even know what to say.
So yeah, Cormac busts in and kills Sir Colin about halfway through this book, so the other half is about proving to us that Isabel is a bad person and that the main characters weren't being bad people for having an affair.
Anyway, Isabel ultimately gets Cormac back, and Elspeth is so pissed that Cormac didn't choose her and that her vagina powers didn't work, she's so mad that she didn't succeed in stealing him from the woman he was already in a relationship with that she physically strikes him. She is so pathetic and degusting. "I'm better than her, i would have treated you better! You don't know what love is!" You don't say. The guy who was willing to cheat on the woman he's been waiting for for 10 years? Elspeth's weeping and her heartache after she leaves Cormac never made me feel bad for her, she did this to herself.
And we then get the reveal that Isabel actually IS evil, because this book was too cowardly to confront its own narrative. Isabel is a husband killer and is stealing their money and framing Cormac for all the murders so she can enjoy the money with her actual lover, Kenneth. Cormac realizes "OH WHAT A FOOL IVE BEEN FOR THROWING ELSPETH AWAY FOR THIS WHORE! Isabel, you're a whore, you had sex outside of marriage and I heard you sucking dick! You're nothing like Elspeth, who had sex with me outside marriage and sucked my dick!" He then testifies that Isabel
Just to make sure none of us feel bad about Isabel getting executed, it's even suggested at one point that she sexually abused her own 7yo son? Hannah, you did not need to go there.
After this, Cormac has to go grovel to Elspeth to win her back. What's the point of this relationship exactly? Even if they get back together, the foundation of this relationship is sex and lies. What the hell is the point?
0/5, next.
P.S. Yet another book with the weird suggestions that Elspeth has some supernatural empathic ability like Maldie, and the story does nothing with it. Why.