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119 pages, Kindle Edition
First published October 5, 2023
The red-sailed wave horse galloped over the silver girdle of the islands, sending spray and wild snorts in its wake. Helgi stood on the prow and looked I-ward. He liked attacking monks. He felt a swell of energy as he led his men towards a monastery, a surging confluence of the three great rivers of his soul: gold, gods and going on raids. A Viking had to raid. It was the job, really. One didn’t necessarily have to love the work. But Helgi did.
Grimur grabbed Martin by the hood of his cowl and shook him. Look at this little bastard Godfish. I made him my slave!
Do you fuck him? shouted Lady Legs.
Sometimes. Why not?
The men roared with laughter.
Una moved among them, pouring more and more mead.
Can we fuck him, too? shouted Chin Slitter, more for comic effect than from desire, although he was curious.
I also will stay!
Dear God, what now? The cry came from the little shitboy; the monk who had survived in the latrine, the one the men had taken to calling the stinky miracle.
I will stay!
Why? sighed Domhnall.
It is my duty to serve God and Saint Colm and to honour Abbot Blathmac. God has spared me for a reason!
God spared you because you hid in the shitter, Brother Martin. Even the Vikings didn't expect that. That from Callum, and Domhnall had to admit it was funny.
The boy rose angrily and spread his arms like Christ. I spent a night alone, amongst filth, in the most abandoned place imaginable, with only the Lord beside me. The Lord Jesus kept me strong. In return I made a promise to Him that I would serve Saint Colm. That I would never again abandon my faith in cowardice...I will not leave.
“I is three miles long, one mile wide and sits—a heart in the sea—just off the west coast of Scotland.”
“Taken together, if you catch it in one of those sudden moments when it’s set in a bright shaft of sunlight, I is perfect: a miniature of the world.”