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231 pages
First published June 30, 2014
"Come on!" DJ yelled to cover up the footsteps. "I'm a wolf! What are you? A cobra? A--ow!--a leopard? A black widow spider? A duck-billed platypus?"
The woman's pale eyebrows rose incredulously, her ice-blue eyes fixing on his. "A platypus?"
"The cuteness is deceptive," said DJ solemnly. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a guard peer round the corner, raise a dart gun, and take careful aim at his back. "Don't underestimate them. They're small, but fierce. Like me."
The cover showed a woman with lots of cleavage plastering herself to a man riding a motorcycle along a mountain road. He wore leather pants, an unzipped leather jacket, no shirt, and no helmet. She wore a crop top, a miniskirt, and no helmet. DJ imagined the title: Our Worst Road Rash Ever. Or maybe Future Organ Donors in Love.