Well, I was going to read this one. Daniel Bryan is one of my all-time favorite writers, on that Rushmore-level tier with Kenta Kobashi and The Undertaker. It's not the profound memoir on professional wrestling I craved, but it's still a compelling narrative of a true underdog. Professional wrestling has enjoyed underdogs in front of the camera for over a century, but Bryan was an an underdog in real life, with wrestling schools disappearing out from under him, his diminutive size making him unappealing to promoters, and even being fired from the world's biggest company for breaking rules they'd never told him existed. All the way to two months before his "big win" at Wrestlemania, it was questionable if he'd even perform on that show. He's very real torn shoulders, a detached retina, burst eardrum, and most recently a broken neck. He thought veganism would help his liver disorder, only to discover a soy allergy made the diet hurt him. The blend of his in- and out-of-story underdog narrative made him one of the most interesting figures in the history of the industry.
If you don't know Daniel Bryan's story, then the book's appeal weakens. I already knew half of this stuff, since I'm a wrestling nerd who knows too much about the lives of people who pretend to fight in their underwear. There are still novel anecdotes for people who have followed Bryan's career, including his love life, which sounds even more poorly scripted than WWE television. Brie Bella was a beautiful model originally paired with Bryan in storylines where she thought his "veganism" meant he was a virgin. Her character wanted to be his first time - painfully bad to watch, but off-camera the two discovered they were both ecology nerds, fell in love, and married. The anecdotes of how other wrestlers encouraged or pranked their relationship are way better than anything from WWE television.
The book tries to be nice to WWE management, such that you question how many editors WWE ran it through. Yet one still can't fathom their ineptitude for putting Bryan through an extensive training camp, then putting him in a televised competition with obstacle courses and soda-drinking competitions, but never once telling him that choking someone was forbidden. The result? He was fired a week after appearing on Monday Night Raw. If you don't know it, the story of them hiring him back in secret is fabulous.
The end of the memoir has been widely exposed, as it's by far the most interesting part: Bryan says all his struggles weren't worth it, and he only continues wrestling because he doesn't know what else to do with his life. He wrote this in a deep depression over the death of his father, someone Bryan rarely saw in recent years because he was always traveling for WWE. It's tragic for him, and unfortunately not handled very well in the book itself, for while it's radically honest, he only ponders this for one page. He doesn't dig into his regrets, or the existential problem of being uncertain of his place in life, and how being a wrestler means having so little family visible in your life. The doubts also never color any of the earlier sections, so there are over three hundred pages of optimism and amusement, abruptly terminated.
That's where YES! struggles as memoir. While his life has provided ample amusing and frightening anecdotes, Bryan doesn't have much to say about any of them. They fly by with little reflection, whether it's having his ear drum burst by a "stiff" wrestler, or being stranded in Japan by a shady employer. The writing is often equally shallow; he is "scared to death" at least three times, using clichés where you want reflection. You'd expect a ghostwriter to expand on this material, if the ghostwriter did much work here.
As it is, the credited co-writer adds a preface to every chapter, reflecting on the week before Bryan's big Wrestlemania win. These are uniformly tedious. If you're reading a wrestler's memoir, you know he goes to the gym and does interviews, and that there's lots of media coverage around Wrestlemania. We're here for the Bryan-half of these chapters, about growing up in Aberdeen, WA, with little money and ambition, and the road through the U.S., England, and Japan, to becoming his modern character.
PUBLISHED July 6, 2015; edited for typos January 3, 2016.