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Are You Dissing Me?: What Animals Really Think

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A hippo worries that her MFA is totally useless. A cardinal has roommate problems. A hummingbird is eager to join a social network. A bush baby teeters on the edge ( You wanna throw down?! ) Here for the first time are the innermost thoughts of our furry and feathered friends, who—it is finally revealed—humorously share the same anxieties, frustrations, and preoccupations as we do. Whether it's a raccoon fretting about his judgmental friends, a buffalo impatiently waiting for his dumplings, or a sloth contemplating a career in stand-up comedy, each colorfully illustrated critter captures a moment of modern flux—and together they create an irresistibly funny portrait of a kingdom both wild and amusingly familiar.

80 pages, Hardcover

First published March 10, 2015

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Simon Winheld

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Profile Image for karen.
4,012 reviews172k followers
April 8, 2019
animals!!! they're just like us!!! only ... much cuter.

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this is another one of those silly little humor books i use as palate-cleansers between big ole narrative books that i have to let settle in my brain before i review. and as a palate-cleanser, it served its purpose ably.

its definitely stronger in its pictures than its words. the things animals apparently think aren't really laffter-worthy:

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although sometimes they do echo my own thoughts. evidently my spirit animal is either the otter or the flying squirrel.



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but the book is worth looking at because of its illustrations. i love the way he draws animals, even if i'm not in awe of the accompanying text:

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whether the animal is already a cutie:





or something less cuddly:



and the way he draws sloths is alone worth the price of admission:

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especially this one that shows how a sloth does stand-up:



so if you need a little break from story story story, books like these are perfect little vacations from thinking too hard, and no one should feel lazy or frivolous for taking a silly little book vacation. i never feel that way.



now back to my "big" book.

come to my blog!
Profile Image for PopcornReads - MkNoah.
938 reviews101 followers
May 26, 2015
Book Review & Giveaway: Are You Dissing Me? explores modern anxieties, frustrations, and those odd issues we all experience every day as adult humans…and this book is definitely meant for adults. As the back cover says, “Animals are people too.” From roommate problems to oversharing on Facebook (and we’re all guilty of that one) to various personal and career crises, you’ll love the beautifully rendered illustrations while you laugh until you cry and possibly squirm a bit at the banality of some animals’ inner thoughts. We're giving away a copy along with a middle grade novel at http://popcornreads.com/?p=8389.
Profile Image for Ash Kemp.
453 reviews45 followers
April 16, 2015
You'll laugh so hard you cry, then you'll want a snack. This may look like an innocent children's picture book but this is rather more pg13 than general audience. Full of adorable illustrations and mouthy mammals, reptiles, amphibians and more, Are You Dissing Me? truly answers the age old question of what are they thinking? 4 stars for this Librarything Early Review copy, freely provided for review by Chronicle Books.
Profile Image for Jacopo Quercia.
Author 9 books230 followers
March 29, 2015
This was a VERY fun book that took me by surprise! It's the kind of books we used to read in the doctor's office as kids, only now as adults! I found it delightful, as did the friend I shared it with. Please check it out! I would like to see more books from this author.
Profile Image for Ruth Govaerts.
591 reviews35 followers
November 4, 2015
Dit is echt mijn humor. Zo onozel, out of the blue, ... ik ben er helemaal weg van. Als je met boeken kon trouwen, trouwde ik met dit exemplaar. Vooral de cartoon met de microbe wiens vriendin teveel bloesjes koopt vind ik super. Jep, klinkt vaag.
Profile Image for Adam Fisher.
3,607 reviews23 followers
April 22, 2015
Such a good laugh! Though maybe it was funnier to me because of the shock a library patron had at finding out this wasn't an appropriate "animal book" for her classroom of children. LOL
Profile Image for Stephanie.
403 reviews7 followers
July 21, 2021
THE BEST BOOK EVER! I laughed so hard I was crying at work! Read this then share with your friends!
Profile Image for Peacegal.
11.7k reviews102 followers
August 31, 2018
The illustrations are excellent. However, I felt that the frequently inane speech bubbles were added at the suggestion of an editor who perhaps didn't think the animal illustrations alone would sell. Or something.
Profile Image for Rebekah Crain.
876 reviews22 followers
November 11, 2020
Darn, I had high hopes for this one. Don't get me wrong, the art work was phenomenal. Every page was visually immaculate and stunning. I just didn't find the comedic genius anywhere.
Profile Image for Ren.
301 reviews1 follower
March 16, 2022
3.5

Someone in a past review of this book described liking a 'palate cleanser' between more serious reads, and I think that is both an apt description of this book and a general good rule of thumb for readers.

'Are you Dissing Me' is quite obviously meant to be the book equivalent of what the kids nowadays call 'shitposting' i.e. posting deliberately provocative or off-topic comments on social media.

Many if not all of the cartoons in this book would find a home on sites like tumblr (probably especially tumblr) or shared in closed friend chats for a quick laugh react.

Most of the jokes worked on me, the clear target audience of young Millennials, so bravo to Simon Winheld for knowing his generation so well. I assume anyone older would find most of these jokes 'unfunny' and anyone younger would find most of the jokes 'cringe'.

We can all agree that the illustrations are immaculate, though.

Thanks for the sensible chuckle, Simon.
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1,139 reviews21 followers
January 18, 2016
The illustrations are fantastic, but the captions are just random and not very funny. The only chuckle I got was when the thrash metal spider shows up again, and only then because it was unexpected. I know there are people out there for whom this kind of juxtaposition is hilarious, but I thought it was pretty meh.
Profile Image for Sohail.
473 reviews12 followers
August 28, 2015
This is a collection of very giddy, juvenile and shallow jokes meant for adults. Sadly, the jokes are just silly sentences that could only make a child laugh, notwithstanding the fact that some of them are suggestive and not suitable for children/teenagrers at all.
Profile Image for Kerrikoala.
479 reviews
April 11, 2015
Um...what the?!

But hey! Squirrel! And flying squirrel (probably my favorite in this)! And the bush baby!

Creeped out by the orangatan, though, because it looks like a library regular. *shudder*
Profile Image for Jessica.
1,017 reviews
June 6, 2015
Minimally funny. A handful were mildly humorous and one or two were worthy of a slight giggle. But generally, not totally worth the time spent reading it.
72 reviews
June 13, 2015
Was drawn by the cover & title. Good for a chuckle. Wait, wasn't I just having that exact thought the other day? Oh well, the joy of being human.....
Profile Image for Citrine.
152 reviews
December 18, 2015
I loved the art work but not the inane shallow people thoughts given to animals
Profile Image for Ann.
28 reviews
December 14, 2015
Although some was amusing it was a total waste of 2 minutes . But 2 minutes...what else would I have been doing?!
Profile Image for Cheri.
392 reviews
June 6, 2016
The otter that wants to shove teenagers is my favorite.
Profile Image for Lulu.
466 reviews50 followers
July 28, 2016
2.5 stars

The illustrations are pretty awesome. The text was somewhat off putting at times. There are bits that ring true to life though.
Profile Image for Chris.
684 reviews15 followers
December 26, 2016
What is it about these books with art of animals and snarky comments? I just can't stop loving these.
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