Ergonomic

by sobrecogimiento

Supernatural Fanfic - Sam/Dean
Dean sees an advertisement for Sam's preferred brand of boxers, which claim that they're designed for those well-endowed in the genital area. Following this, Dean spends an inordinate amount of time obsessing over whether Sam's dick is bigger than his, and then just obsessing over Sam's dick.
Words: 19,301 complete

Genres: Fan Fiction, M M Romance

58 pages, ebook

First published April 4, 2014

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[karlakolumna · Rating 4 out of 5]

More like 3.5 stars, rounded up because I loved ridiculously jealous Dean who couldn't fathom the possibility that his junk might be smaller than Sam's..

A light, fun read.

[Maiko-chan [|] · Rating 4 out of 5]

Read the summary. Still not convinced you should read this fic? sobrecogimiento has helpfully provided links to inspirational images (both for the fic itself and for making you read it) here. Convinced? I thought so.

For anyone still not convinced how can you not be?, the best quote out of the whole thing:

Dean grins, all mischief. “How nicely?”

He’s expecting Sam to rise to the challenge. He’s not expecting him to go down on one knee and take one of Dean’s hands in his while he’s still too dumbfounded to do anything about it.

“Dean Winchester,” Sam says.

“Oh my god,” Dean groans, covering his face with his free hand.

Sam presses on, “Will you do me the honor of allowing me to suck your dick?”

Also if anyone is in the mood for some Jensen Ackles images, this should help satisfy that craving. You're welcome.

[Julesmarie · Rating 4 out of 5]

FIRST RE-READ 25 August 2017
Some New Favorite Quotes:
"And two: my everything is bigger than yours. In other news, the sky is blue, water is wet, and life isn't fair. Get used to it."

Dean carefully sidesteps this new revelation, and sequesters his impending, gibbering meltdown in a safe corner of his brain, where he can deal with it later.

ORIGINAL REVIEW 12 July 2014
How fun to find a light-hearted, low-angst, enjoyably quirky Wincest! Short and sweet and thoroughly entertaining.

Favorite Quotes:
He needs to pull himself together, find out what's messing with his littler brother, and fucking kill it.

"If I fuck up, it's not your fault. You let me fix it. You don't beat yourself up wondering where you went wrong."

[Dreamer · Rating 5 out of 5]

A funny well-written 5-star fic told from Dean's pov. Dean becomes obsessed with the size of Sam's dick.

'Sam hauls Dean up by the back of his neck to kiss him again and then pushes him down, running his hands over Dean’s body, worshipful enough to make his breath catch in his throat. It’s too much, Dean thinks, he’s not good enough, sooner or later Sam’s gonna realize it’s just him, just Dean, and be disappointed..'

[Lana · Rating 4 out of 5]

Sweet, sweet jealousy!