tl;dr enjoyable compendium of translated European novellas featuring common themes of:
“Person down bad” and “killing myself for various reasons”
Came across this book in the credits of the movie “the grand Budapest hotel”, nothing was strictly based on the book, it was more the encapsulated vibe of classy, European stories and generalized locations. This book took me 5+ months to read becausee I couldn’t build momentum; every time I did the story would end shortly thereafter and I would have to start from square 1 on the next novella. My favorite stories from here that stand out and I would recommend to friends are in no particular order: Amok, letter from an unknown woman, did he do it. Here are the bullet points of the collection as a whole:
I like the flowery prose
Aggressively European, not “timeless” but still good
Sometimes unnecessary Framing devices
Good characters considering short context windows
Idk why this isn’t standard AP Lit material by now
My OG review was 27k characters, so I cut all the reviews of the mediocre stories :(
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Forgotten Dreams
Short! Tl;dr Woman meets a summer fling of her youth and is slightly confused and ultimately sad that she chose the boring rich guy over him. This reminds me of that one tweet that was like “Most women would divorce their husband for the chance to go back to their first love”. Ofc written very flowery with cool words like “bacchanalian” (characterized by or given to drunken revelry; riotously drunken), Translating this from German seems just as much of an art as writing the story in the first place, good job Anthea Bell.
In the snow
Tl;dr group of Jews flee for their life in a hurry but then die in a snowstorm.
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The Miracles of life
Tl;dr girl gets emotionally attached to baby while posing for a painting with it, unhealthy.
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The star above the forest
Tl;dr Hotel waiter gets parasocial relationship with baroness, kills himself because he’s sad about it.
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Lost like 2 stories beause phone broke on float trip and stuff didn’t sync :(
Twilight
Tl;dr Ousted French queen misses high life, decides to kill herself for attention.
Yet another banger! Madam de prie is pretty much an all-around unlikeable character, I can’t think of any redeeming characteristics. She is very vain: “She was one of those women, and they are not rare, who are shaped entirely by other people’s attitudes.” At first I was kinda unimpressed by how quickly she got bored of life in the countryside. The first night she hangs out in the local taverns and frolicked in the fields and stuff, and seems generally happy— To go from that to suicide is kinda extreme. That being said, there is a good line about how she couldn’t wait to tell all her high class friends about her time roughing it in the countryside which in hindsight is an obvious way to tell the reader all about her personality and what levers motivate her. Zweig does a good job of making Madame de prie’s fomo really felt by the reader, the writing letters and getting dry responses bit is good. Idk why the priest’s nephew got ragebaited so easily, couldn’t be me. It kinda surprised me when she invited all the high class friends to come party and they actually came, why didn’t she just do that in the first place if she misses her high class company sm? Also idk the exact date this is supposed to be set in, but I get the impression it was pre-French revolution because wdym you partied for a month in your chateau and had fireworks and stuff, you’re gonna get ur head chopped off! Didn’t fully “get” the scene of her acting out her own death in her play, all I could think of was the same scene happening in like book 3 of Scythe when that one guy killed himself in his own play. The moment when she gives the sailor guy 500 bucks and then he doesn’t look back at her is good, it really demonstrates how washed De Prie is. The whole mindset of De Prie is literally just “Killing myself for attention”, funny to see that this mindset is still alive and well in today’s day and age. The priest’s nephew was better as a timid country boy sub, he definitely develops into a more evil character and lowkey should be more humble towards De Prie. Poetic and makes sense that nobody gaf about De Prie’s death in Paris, rip bozo, etc. I like one of the conclusion sentences: “For the history of the world will not tolerate intruders; it chooses its own heroes and implacably dismisses those not summoned to that rank, however hard they may try; someone who has fallen off the carriage of fate as it goes along will never catch up with it again.” Good sentence, good story!
A story told in twilight
Tl;dr kid gets sexually harassed and is confused?
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Wondrak
Tl;dr ugly woman has hot son who gets called to military service, woman resists
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Compulsion
Tl;dr Frenchman is called to service, goes into a trance and almost goes but snaps back to reality, wife is relieved.
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Moonbeam alley
Tl;dr guy is down indescribably for his ex wife and tries to get stranger to save his marriage.
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Amok
Tl;dr doctor goes crazy and throws it all away for a woman who needs an abortion
Holy peak this is somehow the best one yet, better than chess story. Idk how zweig comes up with these story ideas, they are so foreign, creative, and fun to read. This story starts with a great hook that we are beautifully clued into more and more as the story progresses:
“IN MARCH 1912 a strange accident occurred in Naples harbour during the unloading of a large ocean-going liner which was reported at length by the newspapers, although in extremely fanciful terms. Although I was a passenger on the Oceania, I did not myself witness this strange incident”.
When we are first introduced to the doctor and his story, we wonder how he might be related to this “fanciful incident”. At first I thought he jumped off of the ship or something because he was a fugitive hiding from everybody. Then his story progresses and it’s a big reveal that the coffin is on the ship with us the whole time, and we realize it must have something to do with that. Even though the doctor is mad and ultimately should be punished for his gross rapey desires, we’re all pretty much on the side of the doctor for wanting to dump the coffin into the sea, and its very noble that he kept his promise to the woman of keeping her secret safe. Also a good death for him to go down with her, certainly better than just shooting himself in London. I don’t really think there was much redemption available to himself after all that, and he also probably shouldn’t be practicing medicine if his first thought after seeing a white woman is now “how do i take advantage of her, its been 7 years of only barefoot, overly-submissive yellow brutes”. Of course, all of this could’ve been very easily avoided and the doctor could’ve lived the rest of his life on a nice fat government pension+ 12k “guilders” from the woman if he simply performed the abortion without being a creep about it.
Framing of on the boat is great, paragraph cut
Of course, the doctor is a flawed character form the start— The first thing he says is that he has a kink for domineering women and robbed his former hospital for one— like ok dude take it to therapy, and he also has such a disdain for India and the associated people, which was a little strong i think even for 1912 standards. I like how he starts off bright-eyed and ready to conquer the country with medicine, before losing motivation, very realistic, and I wish there were more anecdotes from his 7 years there. Very gross how he is immediately horny for his patient, even if she is a confident white woman, should’ve just said yes and not made it weird :| Saying he caught the jungle fever and suddenly “ran amok” is just him making excuses for his weird behavior, chasing after her and going to the ball and whatnot is just delusionally desperate behavior, the reader has no grasp of why he’s doing any of that. Writing 20 pages of begging and saying “ill kms if you dont come here” before going into a room and staring at your watch for three hours is clinically insane behavior, “running amok” is not a diagnosable issue doctor. It is perfectly valid for the woman to seek alternative help from the doctor in Chinatown, something something history repeats itself roe v wade. If i was her i would also not let a doctor who just asked for sex operate on me and give me an abortion. Very sad that she dies, good on the doctor for doing his best to help, even though it is *kinda* (but debatably not really because if he just said no normally she still probably would’ve gone to the Chinatown doctor and died) his fault for putting her into that position. Better late than never i suppose. Good story, very compelling. Seems to be a theme with zweig of men being down really badly for women and killing themselves over it, wonder what that says about zweig himself and his own suicide 🤔
Fantastic night
Tl;dr listless, privileged man discovers gambling and charity, is rejuvenated
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Letter from an unknown woman
Tl;dr woman has a lifelong crush on a man who doesn’t know her, spills it all on her deathbed
5/5! This one was really good. Another unique premise, and really heart-wrenching. The woman definitely could’ve lived happily ever after with the man, she just needed to find the strength to say “hey ydk me but im the mother of your secret 11 year-old child” haha can i move in”. Ofc, it would be a bit of an unorthodox arrangement but whatever. I feel like realistically she should’ve gotten over him after she had his kid and was now getting attention from all the other rich old men. Also I don’t think her argument of “i didnt tell you we had a kid because i didnt want to burden you even for a minute” holds up a little bit, but then its nullified by writing this letter. Surely she is smart enough to know that this will really be messing with his head for a while right? Regardless, it’s valid to want to talk to him and get things off your chest. If only she was brave enough to talk to him like a normal person for a while, he probably was about ready to settle down by that last visit…
The invisible collection
Tl;dr art dealer goes to blind collectors house, collector doesn’t realize all his pieces have been sold. This one was pretty good, I like the creative premise of the story and how it is so related to the historical time of German hyperinflation. I don’t know much about that period, but this feels like it may have been a politically inspired kinda story, considering the fact that the hyperinflation is ruining the lives of good working class citizens. Feels like a dig at the government and a way to inspire the public readers about the poor state of things. I like how the art dealer agreed to play along and not tell the collector about the truth, good/ interesting bit.
24hrs in the life of a woman
Tl;dr woman saves a suicidal gambling addict, but not actually, and gets her heart broken in the process.
The title of this one is kinda bad I think, the central plot point revolves around how a man has shaped the life of a woman which does not feel as empowering as the title might lead someone (me) to believe what this story might be. Zweig did the usual thing where he framed the whole story from the zoomed out, retroactive perspective of somebody recounting the story that happened earlier in their life. While usually i think this is a good literary device(?), it really didnt feel very necessary this time around. While reading, i added this note: “This is like the fantastic night one— lots of buildup and hemming and hawing about whether or not to tell the story”. The novel starts with all the patrons of a hotel gossiping about another hotel woman who ditched her husband and kids to go run away with a fling she just met, but then the real story begins from an only tangentially related perspective— a guy is defending the woman for running away, and some old woman is really interested in his perspective and why he is defending the young woman who ran away on a fling. The woman then invites him over to tell him a story about her life, specifically a 24-hour period. idk why Zweig didn’t just start with the woman telling the actual story to the reader, it just ends with the guy listening to the story being like “cool story” and leaving her room, there is never any poetic tie back.
Anyways, the actual story. I would also totally be entertained by watching people in an old fancy casino, though idk if i would be so into the hand thing. Good on her for realizing the man’s situation and trying to help, too bad it ends the way it did… Once she rouses him and takes him to the hotel, things get a little fuzzy, probably on purpose by zweig. I don’t think she got raped, but it’s definitely a weird dynamic… if somebody sail “ill kms if you dont have sex with me”, it would be seen as coercion and stuff, but the guy never actually said and, but Mrs. C still basically knew that that’s what the deal was —-that’s all i wrote and i finished the story like a month ago, my reading stats have cratered since starting this book but im so close to the end i need to finish
Downfall of the heart
tl;dr man catches his 19-year old daughter doing 19 year old things; goes into a reverie and dies.
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Incident on lake Geneva
Tl;dr displaced soldier gets stranded in Switzerland and kill himslef because he can’t go home.
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Mendel the bibliophile
Tl;dr autistic book collector gets dropped in a concentration camp for 2yrs during war, is never the same.
More peak from seeing, this was a quality read. This time the framing device/ exposition actually did serve the plot: Man walks into cafe and is like “when was I in here before…” before realizing he met Mendel there, flashback ensues. After that, we snap back to reality and our man asks the waiter what happened to Mendel; nobody but the cleaning lady does. The cleaning lady scene is setup well, I was really curious what happened to Mendel to make her so emotional, and the story is indeed very moving. The last quote sounds like something Kiraly Vega would post on her instagram story: “ you create books solely to forge links with others even after your own death, thus defending yourself against the inexorable adversary of all life, transience and oblivion.” Great story, and I think the last long one in this book!
Leporella
Tl;dr quirky maid gets a crush on her boss, kills herself when it isn’t mutual
Ok maybe this is the last “long” one in the book, soooo close to being done !! Can’t really think of a whole lot to say here. I like watching crescentzia come out of her shell to become leporella, so it’s quite impactful to see her go back to crescentzia, and I can understand why she would kill the wife— she thinks it will mean a return to the fun times of when she was in the hospital. The ending with the box full of stuff her boss gave her is very impactful, sad to see all the money she worked so hard for just for nothing. Zweig loves to have people kill themself, maybe this is subtle foreshadowing for his own suicide…
Did He Do it?
Tl;dr Pitbull is jealous of attention baby gets, allegedly murders baby.
I like the idea that our narrator is unreliable and just has it out for this dog, and that the ending scene where Ponto is happy is simply because he has a new master that gives him plenty of food and attention. I know i keep saying it but this is yet another high-quality, tightly written story that just delivers so much in such a short number of pages. It’s setup such that we all know exactly what is going to happen at the end, but i still felt that anxious tightness in my chest reading it. The way Ponto was originally meant to be a companion for the wife, to a cute puppy that Limpley treated extravagantly, to a tyrannical brat that turned its nose up at people, then getting shunned in favor of the incoming baby, before finally letting that bottled rage out on the baby is such a peak character arc. There are even more stages of acceptance and revenge in between there but I didn’t wanna figure out how to write that as a proper sentence so.
Also the setting here is great. Spending the first 1/4 of the book just setting up the cute cottages in the English countryside next to a canal past its prime, I imagine it looks much like the windows XP wallpaper. The characters are well-written, although we never hear all that much about our narrator or her husband. I think the story would be inferior if Zweig wrote it from any other POV, this neighborly perspective only getting occasional peeps into what’s being talked about was great. Also funny that we are just inventing what we think Ponto is thinking, especially when there are such strong emotions as:
“He wasn’t going to get away this time, the evil enemy, the usurper of his rights and privileges who had murdered his peace of mind!” Literally just the wife’s headcannon of what she thinks this random ass dog is thinking.
The debt paid late
Tl;dr woman meets extremely washed up actor she had a crush on, flatters him.
Excellent ending to the book! A very happy ending that easily could’ve just been “somebody is down bad and then somebody kills themself”, which i suppose are rather common themes in here. This whole story is the exact opposite of the “misery porn” genre, it’s literally just good things happening the whole time but done in a creative and literate way. When our narrator initially checks into her inn and goes on a hike, I pictured Murren Switzerland, I think that place is appropriately pretty enough to match the vibe that Zweig is writing. Our narrator getting back to the cozy cabin after a long hike, with somebody waiting to make her a hot meal, sitting down with a good book is just such a great vibe encapsulated; it helps that I read this while sitting down with a plate of Panda Express in my cozy spot in the student center. When Sturzentaler first walks into the bar I shared the vibe of “this guy is harshing the beautiful zen vibe that was just created”.
The only critique i can come up with is the idea that our narrator is in debt to Sturzentaler. If a 16 year old fan comes to your door as a ~40 y/o celebrity, not raping her i think it the absolute lowest bar and the barest minimum. That being said, he handled the situation nicely, as did our narrator back in present time. The mayor of the town giving him a monthly allowance is a bit extreme, it’s giving “Reddit story where at the end everyone stands up and claps”.
As always, there is a somewhat creative framing device for the whole story, this time it is “writing a letter to an old friend who shared this crush w you”. Thinking about it as I write it really is not all that necessary, and it would be trivial to remove it from the story without changing anything, which i think is an indicator that the framing is an unnecessary thing. This can be applied to lots of the Zweig framing devices/ creative POV’s, there have only been a rare few that i think really contributed to advance the story. That being said, there is still merit to them, if we got rid of everything that wasn’t strictly necessary, all of these stories could be shortened to a page or two. Maybe the letter does add enough, idk…
Anyways, happy ending, as evidenced by the: “Nothing makes one as healthy as happiness, and there is no greater happiness than making someone else happy.”
Time to finally log this on Goodreads and find a new book, only took me 5 months and 2 weeks