Tropes: workplace romance, hurt/comfort, rich/poor
Feels: 1/5
Steam*: 1/5
Kinks: bossiness
Angst: low
HEA: yes
Pairing: MM
Triggers/potential icks/content warnings/representation: homophobic mother, alcoholic mother, disabled brother, financial struggles, sexual harassment at the workplace
Cheating between MCs: No
Any cheating: Not really. One characters dad cheated on his mom in the past.
Other person drama: they have worked together for 3 years and both have liked each other during that time. Sebastian in particular was pining, but both of them were with others during those years. Nothing happened between them until the present. There's no angst over their pasts.
1.75 stars
Sebastian is a rich man who works as the CEO of his father's company. Byron, 30, is his executive assistant, a very treasured employee, and Sebastian has had a crush on him for the three years that he's known him. Both of them are gay. Sebastian is supposed to be a golden retriever type character, though I don't think that was successful. Byron earns six figures at his job, yet he lives in a shoe box apartment and struggles paycheck to paycheck because he has to financially support his brother who lives in a long-term care home because a car accident physically and mentally injured him. He also supports his alcoholic mother who is homophobic, doesn't work, and is an active addict unable to be responsible for herself financially.
Sebastian finds out about all that's weighing on Byron and offers him a deal. Go on 10 dates with Sebastian, and for every date Sebastian will pay for one year of the brothers long-term care fees. But they have to keep it secret, cuz it's against company policy to date. Byron agrees. And they are falling for each other.
I tried to give this book a chance. But it just kept getting worse and worse. I was really disappointed. This was an interesting premise, and it could have been done so much better.
These are the sins this book was guilty of:
- Horrible, haphazard character development. Usually you feel like you're getting to know a character as the book goes on, there is an artful unveiling of details as the book goes on. It was like the author dumped the characters on us at the beginning and then slapped us with a fish and jerked a chain every time a new detail was dropped, and it didn't form a cohesive character, the pieces didn't make sense. See my next point for an example.
- On their first date, it was so out of character that Byron went from shaking Sebastian's hand at the end of their date to bossing him into giving him head on a time limit of 15 minutes while Carl the driver was circling around. Byron was a staid and deferential man, he was so concerned with propriety, yet he so casually threw it all to the wind, out of nowhere. It didn't make sense to him as a person.
- The whole premise of the book was nonsensical. The premise is that the business is in trouble yet Sebastian has enough money to pay 2.5 million to Byron to get him to date him 10 times. Use your money on your business and take care of your people! Be a smart businessman!
- In another cheesy and awkward moment, Byron and Sebastian are hooking up and Byron is calling Sebastian dearest (comes off insincere to me), purring words at Sebastian, confidently declaring how much he's wanted. Calling Sebastian his lover. It just feels out of character, sudden, and forced for Byron to shift his personality from moment to moment.
- I didn't like how Byron's financial situation was played out. He acted like he was living paycheck to paycheck and in dire financial straights, but he had financial buffers that other people don't. He draws a salary of six figures, yes he has severe expenses because of his brother and mother's care, but he also had the money coming to him from Sebastian, and severance pay. It's hard to be sympathetic of his financial problems when he basically gasps and wails in despair like a Victorian character when he still has a financial bubble.
- At one point, Byron is suggesting a business idea. I don't like how the author is being vague about what this proposal of Byron's is. It feels like a cop out that the author is avoiding giving details. It also feels like Byron is using Sebastian's feelings for him, expecting his idea to be given more priority and then penalizing Sebastian for saying no to him by canceling their date
- There isn't a lot of sensuality or sexual tension in this book. They just flip a switch and throw themselves into sex without any buildup. I'm not a fan, it seems cold.
- Neither of the characters had good judgment, so I didn't really respect them for their personal choices and business sense.
- You know those completely trite over the top moments in a romcom that make you cringe? This book was full of them:
---- The moment after Byron decides to go all in with Sebastian and tell him the trial dating period is over, he coincidentally is outed as dating Sebastian and doesn't have a choice anymore and then he dumps Sebastian. This is too dramatic of a coincidence
---- The way that Byron is fired so quickly after their relationship is outed is so unrealistic. Sebastian is CEO, his father is owner, yet HR immediately dumps Byron? And they are so concerned about sexual harassment lawsuits Byron might file, when really wrongful termination is what they're doing, because even if Byron wasn't supposed to date a colleague based on his employment contract, what's Sebastian did was a billion times worse.
---- The public grand gestures at the end of the book were so cringy and so trite. Sebastian is publicly broadcasting how great of a person Byron is, to try to salvage his reputation and stand up for him. And Byron is doing a mad Dash to get to Sebastian, to prevent him from leaving on an airplane to Paris! So cheesy, it makes me want to gag.
Some notable moments:
"“But didn’t I…” I swallowed hard and dropped my voice to a whisper. “Didn’t I kiss you?” Sebastian’s handsome face morphed from one of worry to a devilish expression of pure glee. “So, you remember that?” “Oh gawd,” I groaned, covering my face with my hands. It really had happened."
"“Wait!” I shouted. “Rip a seam, lose a single button, and I won’t let you fuck me. I’ll make you watch as I fuck myself with a dildo and I won’t let you touch yourself,” I threatened, not believing for a second that I’d be able to go through with it. Sebastian’s hand clamped on my wrist suddenly, stopping me from stroking him. He squeezed his eyes shut and clenched his teeth as if he were struggling to regain control. “Um…” He swallowed hard. “Could we circle back to that idea someday? The dildo part.”"
*FYI about steam: I rate steam based on a combination of quality & quantity. I note kink separate from steam because I don't want to underrate steamy reads that don't have much kink.
**Note about spoilers: I like to comment on the plot of a book in reviews, so I almost always mark my reviews as containing spoilers. But I try to avoid spoiling the big dramatic moments! As a reader, I personally like to know what I'm getting into before I read a book so I know more about the content and if it's to my taste/mood, so I try to give that information in my reviews for myself when I'm considering rereading and also for other readers.