We need to talk about value instant mashed potato, no wait, go with me here. Value instant mashed potato is the beige of the culinary world, without a taste or flavour and dull when consumed by itself without anything else added (not even a little salt and pepper). "But Paul...", I hear you cry "why are you starting this review talking about a flavourless potato pap?" well dear reader, it’s not that I have a passion for this sort of cost effective side dish, but something else...(could this be a foreshadowing of what's to come? You will have to wait and see).
I have always had a bit of a soft spot for a cosy mystery; when done right you have a classic formula for building just the right amount of suspense and tension, with a setting or situation which is normally at odds of the violent murder filled with a tangled web of suspects who (nearly always) could have committed the vile act; while introducing you to an engaging protagonist (or two) who are sometimes flawed, sometimes the unlikely sleuth or even the obligatory 'little old lady'. But (so shoot me for starting a sentence with 'but') in order for all of these things to gel you need to inject some personality to allow for the reader to really engage with the story and, sadly, this is where this book really falls down.
The MC is Robin Bright a generic detective character with an instant mashed potato personality and even after reading this book I couldn't tell you a physical description of what he's supposed to look like; I also couldn't tell you how old he's meant to be (much more of this later). After being called to investigate the murder at a local primary school and also where the MC attended he meets our second (and secondary) MC, Adam Matthews, generic teacher who also happens to have an instant mashed potato personality and, again, even after reading this book I couldn't tell you a physical description of what he's supposed to look like or how old he's meant to be.
They start flirting but for the life of me I can't tell you why? This book is confusing as I am not sure what the addition of the romance adds to the story; the fact that Robin has a more affectionate relationship with Adam's dog, Campbell, than with Adam really doesn't help. The fact that the first peck on the cheek happened at about halfway through the book and then no other real 'romantic' action happens for the rest of the book. While this is more of a cosy mystery, I am not sure what the additional romance is adding to this story if NOTHING really happens with it.
So, let’s get on to my biggest bugbear of this story, the age of the MCs. I feel like they are supposed to be in the mid-30s to mid-40s, but they have been written in a way which feels like they are more in their late 60s to early 70s. Both Robin and Adam use words and phrases which NO ONE under the age of 50 would use there was a question Adam asked Robin about 'when did you come out of the closet' when no one would asked that question in that way - I am trying not to put it down to the author being a straight, mature woman, but...
There is also the question of when this book has been set as it could be at any point between the 1980s and 90s. However, this then leads to further questions over the openness of the MC about the fact that they are gay. I know that it could be seen to be asking too much of a simple cosy mystery, but I need to know.
I won't go into the mystery part of the book but there again the loose threads which litter this book are also present in the final big reveal and it raises more questions than it answers. After reading this book I have come to the decision that while I am a fan of a good cosy mystery, sadly this book isn’t one of them. If you are looking for a fantastic cosy mystery try any of the Fethering Mystery Series, Mrs Pargeter Series or Charles Paris Series by the wonderful Simon Brett or if you're looking for a gay themed cosy mystery try Big Bad Wolf Series by Charlie Adhara or The ABCs of Spellcraft Series by Jordan Castillo Price.
As for me I think I’ve had a little bit too much value instant mashed potato for the time being to consider going forward with this series.