Of Toxins & Teacups is a super cute and cozy fantasy romcom.
I enjoyed this book, and really enjoyed the cozy feel to it. I loved how the reader gets to dive straight into this magical world of Fuzers (people who have magic in their DNA) and Zergs (non-magical folks, or you know us muggles), as if there is really no other type of world (which there wouldn't be from the characters perspective) and therefore talking about Leprechauns, Mermaids, fairies wearing top hats, and Unicorns is totally normal. Again, depending on the world we all live in, I suppose referencing magical creatures is pretty normal!
We follow along the story of Alouette, the FMC, and Jacob, the MMC, both Fuzers, in the beachy town of Calypsa (perfect name), and their two very different quests, that bring them both closer together. Alouette is searching for her recently deceased grandmothers cottage, which mysteriously disappeared, and Jacob is trying to find and have a relationship with his child that he only recently found out about. On their trek to find what they are looking for, Jacob and Alouette unintentionally give up their magic to a ghostly witch, and have a time limit on completing their missions in order to get that magic back, or have it lost forever.
This is a perfect rom-com, and includes a lot of side characters that make the story even more fun. Alouettes best friend is hilarious, and Taco the turtle makes a few appearances. Also Jacob is a famous Australian surfer, can't ask for much more than that! This is a slooowww burn too, so the story keeps you on your toes as you wait for that spice!
Thank you so much to the author for a copy of this book!!
Some Fav Quotes:
"I've never been interested in jocks, but holy mother of the moons, this Jacob guy has a nice body."
"As I step into the home library, I am enveloped in a cocoon of knowledge and imagination. The earthy scent of paper and leather is as comforting as the glow of fireflies that light the towering shelves."
"She wears a purple sports bra with matching sporty shorts that fit her curves like a joey fits in a kanga's pouch."
"As his fingers wrap around mine, a tingling shoots down my wrist and spreads over my whole body. Does he feel it too? This visceral response doesn't make sense. I shouldn't be this affected by any guy."
"Mini ogres and giant fairies and unicorns all bustle around booths."
""I didn't mean to grab you..." "My manly broomstick?" His chuckle sounds like sin in a bottle."
"I move forward, but she holds up a hand to stop me. Call a bloody gravedigger and lower me into the ground. I'm done."
"Every nerve fires with the need to touch more of her, move closer, kiss her endlessly, f*** her until we're both consumed."