Dirty Priest

Sinners Welcome #1

by Samantha Barrett

Forgive me Father for I have sinned…

I have had impure thoughts about my priest.

I’ve done unspeakable things with my stepbrother.

I enjoy watching my stepbrother and his best friend.
I want them to watch me too.

Forgive me Father for I want to sin…

When the small-town church fundraiser ends up with me being chased by masked men, I know they’ll make a sinner out of me.

*Note to reader, this is a novella and is fast paced and filled with angst and spice.*

Genres: Dark Romance, Why Choose, Novella, M M Romance, Dark, Spicy, Smut

156 pages, Kindle Edition

Published March 20, 2025

About the author

Samantha Barrett is originally from Auckland, New Zealand but living in Brisbane, Australia.

Sam writes all things dirty dark and delicious with a side of twisted mind fu*k.

She is a lover of all things red flags and an anti-hero is a must.

Reviews

[Kari · Rating 3 out of 5]

2.5⭐️

Ok I get it this is supposed to be a quick spicy read. But what took me out of the story was the 3 guys hitting on her and calling her Bunny. Then they show up later in masks and make it obvious who they but she doesn't know who they are?? And calling her Bunny? So instead of enjoying the read i just keep thinking wow this girl is an idiot.

[theappleisledreamer · Rating 5 out of 5]

5 ⭐
4🌶️

"Run, little Bunny" 🥵🥵🥵

Masked Men? ✅
Primal Play? ✅
Taboo Romance? ✅✅

What I see as the thought progression behind this book: "Let's do a Step-Brother taboo romance, but add in the brother's best friend trope. That doesn't seem enough though, lets add in a priest that is using the white collar to try and control the kinky dark side of his. Oh wait, but lets have them all wear masks and chase her through the woods and f#!k her within an inch of her life... and then all fall for her."
Did Samantha Barret just read through my preferred tropes list and just cram as many in this book as she could? It sure seems that way.
I devoured this book in one sitting. I simply could not put it down. It had a good storyline and the spice was spicing to perfection! Fast paced and the action was definitely well packed... as were the 3 MMC's 😏🥵
100% recommend this one, especially if you are after a quick and easy read that is jam packed full of taboo spice!

Tropes: Multi POV, MMFM, Forced Proximity, Forbidden romance, One Night Stand to more, Why Choose, Masked Men, Polyamorous, grumpy/sunshine, Banter, Taboo, Step-Siblings, opposites attract, secret romance, small town romance, outsider/misfit, found family, chosen family vs. blood family

Triggers (& Kinks): Alcohol, Blood, Bodily Fluids, Bondage, Control, Dubious Consent, Family conflict, Fear, Graphic Sex, Nudity, Smoking, Stalking, Primal Play, Blood Play (period)

I Choose in the Why Choose: Van (Father Pierce) 🥵🫠

[Leiandthewords · Rating 5 out of 5]

qué me importa lo que digan, me EN CAN TO e igual que Peyton, me quedo con los 3

[Alex Denver · Rating 5 out of 5]

Well now that I’ve cooled down and had a cold shower… Let me tell you about Dirty Priest. 🥵

This story was fun and dirty in the best way. It hit all my favourite spots at once and got me all heated up!

I am not a religious gal. But that confessional scene… 😜
I feel like I need to go to confess all my sins…
“Oh forgive me father, for I want to sin.”
Maybe a girl could convert, for that dirty priest? Without hesitation ✝️

The character development moved perfectly throughout.
There was a nice balance of story of the life building with the characters and emotions, vs the deliciousness of that smut.

If you’re looking for a story that will make you get on your knees, then you’ve found it.

*P.S This book may get you pregnant.
Reader discretion is advised

[MissWho · Rating 5 out of 5]

Holy f*ck that was hotter than hell! 🔥🥵

🙏 Why Choose
🙏 MM in the Harem
🙏 Stepsiblings
🙏 Masked Men
🙏 Questionable Use of a Chocolate Bunny

I could not put this novella down, I finished it in one very unholy sitting. 🫠 It's certainly in my top 5 novellas of all time.

AND there's more to come from the same universe; I cannot wait, give it to me now!!!

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶

[Jessica Charlotte · Rating 3 out of 5]

Plot ❌ non existent
Smut ✅ every page
Storyline ❌ non existent
Taboo ✅ full of it
We listen and we don’t judge xox

[ashlee · Rating 5 out of 5]

No detailed review is needed. If you like the tropes & triggers below, go for it 😛

Step-Brother + Brothers Best Friend + Priest

✨ T r o p e s + T r i g g e r s ✨
Multiple POV
Forced Proximity
Why Choose
Forbidden Romance | Step-Brother
MM | MF | MMMF
Primal Play | Bondage
Masked Men
Period Play
Squirting
Breath Play
Secrets | Betrayal

[Becky Parker · Rating 4 out of 5]

Hey...we listen, we don't judge 😂

[Vishous · Rating 3 out of 5]

3.5
sometimes I am sure I am going to hell. this is one of them. because of one scene specifically. I will for sure burn.

[LollyDolly · Rating 3 out of 5]

2.5-3⭐️ for the comedy value — this made me laugh so much; it was effing ridiculous. Three men show up to “help” their neighbour by offering her a place to stay after a plumbing disaster at her family home. Aww, how kind. We have her stepbrother, his best friend/fuck buddy, and a tattooed priest who clearly isn’t taking his vows too seriously or afraid to get his hands dirty… and he’s not the only one.

The community spirit is strong, the choices (and chases) are wild, and of course there’s the classic animal‑prey nickname. There’s definitely an interesting use of rosary beads, and the anointing is… well, errrm, it’s different. How the FMC did not realise who those masked men were was just the icing on the cake, absolutely bloody hilarious.

A very, very spicy novella that was completely, spectacularly bonkers 🤨🤣.

[Lyla · Rating 2 out of 5]

Lmao no. How could she not know it was them?! Dumb. And cheesy.

I hear the second one is better so I’ll give that a shot at some point.

[Kendra Renae · Rating 4 out of 5]

⭐️4.5 🌶️5


Whew baby can we say depraved? A priest, your step brother and your neighbor who happens to be fucking your step brother?! Masked men, primal play and I guess blood play🙃 JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL EXPEDITIOUSLY😇🤣.

The only reason I truly cannot give this 5 stars is because they made it so obvious it was them calling her by the same nickname they usually do and I just kept wondering why she wasn’t putting two and two together; I remembered we not suppose to think logically so I said fuck it lmaoaoaoa. The hea was sooo good tho I loved it and was truly SAT.

[Marija Unkind · Rating 4 out of 5]

3.5⭐️ Very spicy, short and fun read!

[Mysti]

Meh..... I quit reading around 50%. For me, the writing isn't there, and it made it a struggle to read.

I'm going to try this again later. Maybe.

[Gigi Eldridge · Rating 5 out of 5]

Forgive me, father 🥵🔥

[Pame’s Books · Rating 4 out of 5]

Jesús bendito ocupo ir a confesarme con el padre Van después de leer esto 🫦

[Mili Teveez · Rating 4 out of 5]

dónde haya tipos enmascarados, ahí estoy yo

resúmen: EL DIABLO PUÑETAAAA

[Kailee · Rating 1 out of 5]

A long time ago, I read a slow-burn Twilight fanfiction. Bella was a troubled pop star, and Edward a tatted up Catholic priest who had to fight with his beliefs versus lust. I loved it. So, when I found this, I was so excited to read it, thinking it would be along the same lines.

However...good idea, bad execution. I understand, this is just supposed to be a quick, spicy little read, but I feel like even then it was just not executed very well. Three men just suddenly fall for this teenage girl at the drop of a hat, and one is willing to give up his faith and priesthood for her, but it never exactly gives a reason beyond 'she's beautiful.' And then, you're telling me that this girl got into Brown, but could not connect the dots that there are three men calling her Bunny, fulfilling her every fantasy, while she's living with three men who know her every fantasy? That doesn't click for her, ever?

Don't even get me started on the ending. Turns out the priest is filthy rich and can finance a whole new life for them with her at Brown- because of course he is. For an idea that holds so much promise and potential, this was severely lacking for me. Maybe if the spice made up for it, but even then, it just wasn't enjoyable for me, maybe because of the lack of development for both the characters and the plot. I've heard the next book is better, but I don't know if I'll come back to it.

[Ryn Emilee · Rating 5 out of 5]

Book Review ⛪️ Dirty Priest by Samantha Barrett

EXCUSE ME MA’AM. SAMANTHA. BARRETT.
Who gave you the RIGHT to write something this filthy and divine and horny-on-main blasphemous?? I picked this up thinking, “cool cool cool sounds spicy.” NO. THIS BOOK POSSESSED ME. I need holy water and maybe a backup pair of underwear because Kye, Hudson, and Van have RUINED me.

Like—HELLO, I am now a devoted parishioner at the Church of Sin and Suffering because I suffered every time I had to stop reading this masterpiece to function like a normal human in public. I was at WORK, in the breakroom, reading this like it was scripture, clutching my Kindle like it was the last wafer at communion. One coworker asked if I was okay—I said YES BABY, BETTER THAN OKAY, BLESSED AND FERALLY POSSESSED.

And don’t even get me started on the period sex—YES. YESSSS. BLESS YOU for writing it Barrett said RIGHTS FOR THE BLEEDING BABES and I STAND and then bow to her.

Also this writing? sinners’ kiss. Short, hot, straight to the filth and NO I will not be cleansing my soul before jumping headfirst into Dirty Daddy because I want my next book to emotionally assassinate me too. My panties are trembling in fear and anticipation.

This book was a sin.
And I’d commit it again.
10/10 would let these three ordain my soul and desecrate my body.

HIGHLY RECOMMEND. Go forth and be unholy, my book fiends

[Vicki · Rating 1 out of 5]

I don't have a problem with any of the TW content, in fact, those things were why I picked this novella up to begin with. But the writing/execution is really bad. There are some other 1 star reviews that expound on this in the same way I would so if you want more details check those out, I'm not giving this any more of my time.

[Kristi · Rating 5 out of 5]

Priest, Stepbrother & Stepbrother's best friend/Lover (MM/MMF/MMFM)

"How the hell can this guy be a priest when he oozes devilish vibes?"

"I've sinned enough in my life. If I am to sin again, it will be for a sure thing, not for a moment of fun."

This book was such a fun read, I wasn't sure I was going to enjoy diving in but once I started I just couldn't put it down. There is masked stalker, stepbrother, Priest, MM, Period blood play. They all chased her through the wood behind the church in masked to let her live out her depraved fantasies. She had no clue it was the 3 men she was living with until the end, and when she found out she was pissed.

I feel the string of her tampon and slowly tug on it. Once I free her of it, I toss it over my shoulder and push my mask up.
Forgive me, Father, for I feel no guilt over sinning and claiming this pussy."

[Lynnmarie542_books · Rating 5 out of 5]

Well okurrrrrr! If you want a book that will make you clutch your imaginary pearls. Dive into this one.
This book pulls you in right away and then captures you within the spice. No complaints from me though. I love it!
I devoured this book in one sitting and immediately moved on to Dirty Daddy!

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

[Britney Jean | JeanInTheHeatOfBooks · Rating 4 out of 5]

This novella is built on sin—full stop. Forbidden fruit everywhere: step-siblings, voyeurism, and a priest barely hanging on. Whatever spell this FMC has, everyone wants a taste. I was hooked from page one.

- Blood play
- Primal chase
- Taboo
- MMFM
- Masked men

[Georgia · Rating 5 out of 5]

We listen and we don't judge.

[Carolina]

—𝑻𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒂 𝒏𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐 𝒔𝒂𝒄𝒆𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒕𝒆, 𝒆𝒍 𝑷𝒂𝒅𝒓𝒆 𝑷𝒊𝒆𝒓𝒄𝒆.

[✨Shawna✨ · Rating 5 out of 5]

The PERFECT first read for 2026🤌🏻
It’s a taboo honeypot of my dreams.
Forgive me Father for I can’t wait to read the rest of this series🔥🥵👅

[Chelsea Johnson · Rating 4 out of 5]

Forgive me Father for I have sinnedddd good lord this was probably one of the spiciest books I’ve read 😳😳😳 the writing was very juvenile but I can look past that for Father Van alone! Jesussssss!

[Mariana · Rating 2 out of 5]

En realidad es un 1.5 porque no hay mucha trama, solo escenas sexuales fuertes y de moralidad dudosa, pero bueno, esta vez la sinopsis no engañó a nadie, sabía que trataba de eso.

[Fer ✿ · Rating 1 out of 5]

For fuck’s sake, why is everyone in this book so stupid?

[Cocolici · Rating 5 out of 5]

I’m a sucker for a good why choose, and these three men? Did. Not. Disappoint.

The chemistry, the tension, the sin, ugh, it was pure delicious chaos.

And that rosary scene ✝️🔥… let’s just say it deserves its own confession booth.

Yes, I feel so dirty for loving the f*ck out of this, and I need to confess, I’d do it all over again without an ounce of shame. 🖤

If you like your romance a little sinful and a whole lot steamy, Dirty Priest will absolutely test your limits (and your halo)