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208 pages, Hardcover
First published November 11, 2025
"Remind me, we'll plant you some corn for smut."
"Smut," said Selena blankly. Err...is this some kind of vegetable pornography?
"Corn smut!" said Grandma. "Not as fun as it sounds." She winked. "It's a mold thing, grows on corn. Looks like hell, and you can't grow it on that fancy corn they grow in Iowa. And corn breeds by the wind, so you don't get it within ten miles of those cornfields."
"Why do we want to grow mold?"
Grandma grinned like an elderly shark. "'Cause there's fancy restaurants in the city that'll pay a goddamn fortune for the stuff."