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319 pages, Paperback
First published April 1, 2003
"He's not like other boys," said Felix's mother. "He has a very rare heart condition and an unusual blood type. Sometimes he passes out. We have to be careful."Felix has a fatal heart disease, and somehow manages to talk his parents into taking him on a trip to the Continental Divide in the middle of fucking nowhere, where he can't get medical help in case he needs it.
His eyes were a deep, startling blue, and they seemed too old for the rest of his face.

"You're a herbalist then, aren't you, tangle-child? But even your knowledge cannot cure me now."Which ends up dying BECAUSE BETONY WAS TOO FUCKING SPECIAL TO LEARN HERBOLOGY.
Betony felt dreadful. She didn't have any knowledge worth speaking of. She neglected her homework, didn't pay attention in class, and even played hooky from time to time.
He's dead, thought Betony. Dead. How awful. I couldn't do anything. I was absolutely useless. I find a brittlehorn, and I let him die.

"They're going to die," whispered Betony. "There was something in the oatcakes. Oh, who would do such a thing? And why?"Yet another beautiful creature, dead, because Betony always felt like she was too good to learn herbology.YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO HELPLESS IF YOU HAD BOTHERED TO GO TO CLASS.
"Do you think it's that Water of Life stuff the flame-bird sang about?"
Betony shook her head. "I don't know. I don't know what to do. I feel so helpless."

"Magic's got rules. There are things you can't ever do, like making gold, or changing the seasons, or bringing someone back from the dead."You like that? That's all the fucking explanation you're ever gonna fucking get. Magic is magic. It's normal in the new world. Science, to them, is a fantasy. They have the same fucking thing, only with different names JUST LIKE THE FUCKING MAGICAL CREATURES. String theory is called knot theory. Pi is a "trifle," and I mean pi as in the 3.14159 thing. It's called a fucking trifle. Fucking spare me, please.
"Can you do magic?"I can't even analyze the characters or anything because there's fucking nothing to analyze. It was a dull adventure, full of foolishness, nonsense, and characters who are completely forgettable. The side characters are laughable. There is zero character development, zero complexity, and without a doubt, this is the worst fantasy for children that I have ever read.
"Not much," Betony confessed. "I hate school."

This was my second attempt at reading this book - I bought it from a charity shop at least seven years ago, intrigued by the unusually shaped cover and the rainforest setting it opens with. I then read the first couple chapters, lost interest and promptly forgot about it and it sat on my unread book pile until now.
This time round I almost did the same again! The book starts well with Felix - a terminally ill child being taken to see the rainforest by his parents. I'm personally not big on stories about terminal illness as I find it depressing (when I was in school we had to read 'My sister's keeper' by Jodi Picoult which was possibly one of the least enjoyable reading experiences I have ever had and it has encouraged me to avoid the subject as best I can). Anyway Felix is in the Costa Rican rainforest and is a right wee know it all about it (to be fair I would be too in that situation - but he is rather precocious) and then once he crosses the divide the rainforest setting is just gone! For the rest of the book we get a fairly vanilla, vaguely european fantasy setting. Which there is nothing inherently wrong with but I wanted - and thought I was getting - rainforest fantasy.
Then we are introduced to the inhabitants of the world across the divide - some of which are new creations and others are familiar and they have all been given names of the same naming scheme (eg brittlehorn=unicorn, brazzle=griffin). I understand why the author did this as it allows them to integrate their original creatures better into the story and most of the names are somewhat self evident but it makes the story a bit clunky at the beginning as Felix has to figure all this out and the reader requires a glossary. Also some of Felix's conclusions are strange: what on earth about Japegrins (sneaky folk that all wear purple and like to pull pranks) says they are specifically pixies? I agree that they are clearly some kind of fairy but if I was Felix I wouldn't immediately think "Aha! that could only be a pixie!"
That brings us to another topic - the book's treatment of the theme of being born into a role. All of the different peoples on the other side of the divide all wear a specific colour and have a specific range of jobs depending on what they are which is interesting? I can see what they were getting at and this is a kid's book so I guess subtlety isn't the best course but it felt a little blatant and... manufactured? A lot of the aspects of the world feel strange as soon as you take a closer look at them and I spent quite a bit of time trying to rationalise how the magic system was supposed to work.
I haven't even gotten to my biggest complaint yet in that this is essentially a story about the dangers of improper regulation of the pharmaceuticals industry, how monopolies are bad and the importance of information flow. These are not topics that are usually addressed in books for this demographic and I think it was a very good idea but setting this book in a time pre-agriculture is just wild to me. I am supposed to believe that in a hunter-gatherer society not only can people can sustain sizeable towns with only what they forage but also there is a large potions corporation? This story would be a lot more believable if it was set in a world undergoing the industrial revolution - and some of the later themes would fit better but as it is it feels very weird.
It appears to be a theme in most of the children's books I've read this year contain sudden, surprisingly brutal deaths and this book was no exception. On one occasion it is particularly sudden (and horrifying) as the affected characters go from fooling about, possibly slightly intoxicated, in one paragraph and dead/dying the next.
I'm rating this book two stars and not three because while the book does improve as it goes on, the first two thirds are a chore to read. Despite my low rating I think many people can enjoy this book if they aren't in the habit of chewing on the scenery to see if the leaves are real!