"Tampon popsicle LOVING vampires”
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐.5
Spice: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
Audio Performance: 🎧🎧🎧🎧🎧
Series: Broken Bloodlines #1
Series Type: Series
Genre: Fantasy
Sub Genre: Paranormal/Fantasy Romance
Tropes:
- Check trigger warnings
- school setting
- Possessive MMC
- Professor x student
- Biting
- Blood Drinking
- Blood in S*x scenes
- Dirty talk
- Scenting
- Sharing
- Touch her you die
- voyeurism
Other:
- Fantasy Species: Demons, Humans, Vampyre, Werewolfs, Witches
- Format: Audible, Kindle Unlimited
- Plot/Character Driven: Character
- Pacing: Fast
- POV: Multiple POVS
- Narration type: 1st person, Audio - duet character narration
- Character gender : Reverse Harem
- Spicy chapters: I was to traumatise to count
- Narrator names : Full Cast, J.F. Harding, Joe Arden, June DeBorahae, Maxine Mitchell, Oscar Reyes, Sean Masters
- Comparison titles: Think vampire diary’s and twilight rolled into bonds that tie
👨👧 Characters
Could I tell the male main characters apart? Honestly, NOPE. Except for maybe one or two, the rest were just spicy blobs of chaos. But did that stop me from enjoying them? Also nope. 🤣 They were unhinged, they were wild, and they delivered on the entertainment.
🌎 World-Building & Magic
Think vampire diary’s and twilight rolled into bonds that tie - The paranormal world is your classic witches, gods, and vampires scenario. Is it groundbreaking? No. But does it need to be? Also no. It’s like a good ol’ box of mac and cheese-basic, but comforting in its simplicity. Sometimes that’s all you need.
♥️ What I Loved
This book is pure, unhinged chaos, and I loved every ridiculous second of it. The spice? Absolutely insane. The duet narration on Audible? ICONIC. Let’s be real: if this hadn’t been an audiobook, I probably wouldn’t have read it. But as an audiobook? I was LIVING for the fast pace, the drama, the what the actual hell is going on moments.
There were scenes that made me scream, scenes that made me cringe (in a good way? I plead the 5th), and scenes that had me clutching my pearls. Like this little gem:
“Do you wear tampons, Cupcake?”
Her cheeks turn red. “Yes. Why?”
He licks his lips. “I’m gonna need them when you’re done. Yeah. I’m gonna freeze them and suck on ’em like popsicles.”
WHAT. THE. HELL. Was I horrified? Yes. Did I keep listening? Also yes. Am I okay? TBD. 🤣
Let’s be honest, you’re not here for the plot. You’re here for the spice, the chaos, and the sheer audacity! and this book DELIVERS.
💔 What I Didn’t Like
Okay, here’s the thing, could the execution have been better? Yes. YES. Could we have had more character development and some deeper relationship building? ABSOLUTELY. But honestly? I wasn’t really reading this for that. The plot didn’t need to be a masterpiece, it just needed to be wild. Which it was.
📝 Overall Thoughts
If you’re looking for a spicy, unhinged audiobook that will make you laugh, scream, and maybe question your life choices, THIS IS IT. It’s wild, it’s messy, and it’s a whole lot of fun. This is the only time I’ll recommend this book, and ONLY as an audiobook. 🤣