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The Grandest Tales of Clementine

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Clementine, Lady of the Golden Horns, Humble Cow of the West, Hero of West Chestershire

When a mysterious Soap Salesman grants a humble (so extremly humble) cow the powers to face a coming evil, the town of West Chestershire gains a new hero - but can she learn the job in time to save her beloved town from being burnt to a crip? Or ground into rubble? Or squabled out of existence by a overzealous grievance committee?

262 pages, Hardcover

Published January 1, 2024

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February 6, 2026
Absolutely wonderful book!!!! I backed the kick starter expecting a book with pretty pictures and a basic plot. BOY was I wrong!!!! this is a book filled with funny and intriguing plot lines accompanied with the most beautiful illustrations. The plot had me engaged chapter after chapter and I found myself taking pictures of the illustrations to share with friends. This book was one of my favorite reads of last year, if you can ever get your hands on this book DO IT!!! You won't regret it!!! ❤️❤️❤️
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