Superlosers

by Scott McCormick

Not all powers are super

Sixth-grader Ewan McFleagle does not want to be a superhero. He just wants to go out with the new girl and dig into a heaping slice of pecan pie. (Though not necessarily in that order.)

But everything changed when he and his sixth-grade friends touched a magical rock that gave them the grossest and most useless powers bad breath, instant-spaghetti-boiling, and power vomiting? Not exactly the Avengers.

And, yeah, sure, Ewan can instantly heal, and that’s pretty cool and all, but in order to use that power he has to be injured first? No, thank you.

However, someone else also touched that rock, and their power is definitely super. Super scary.

Worse still, this villain has vowed to steal the entire supply of everybody’s favorite tasty Blizzard Balls.

That is a line too far, even for Ewan.

Can the boys save the Blizzard Balls? Can Ewan win the girl? Most importantly, can he get a slice of pie?

Find out in Superlosers , the hilarious new comedy for readers aged 10 and up.

Scott McCormick is the author of the Mr. Pants series of graphic novels, the hilarious fantasy novel The Dragon Squisher , and more.

126 pages, Hardcover

Published February 14, 2025

About the author

Scott McCormick is the author of more Scott McCormick bios than any other Scott McCormick who ever Scott McCormicked. Look it up if you don’t believe me. He also writes the Mr. Pants graphic novels and the hilarious Audible Originals The Dragon Squisher, Spies! Sneak, Snoops, and Saboteurs Who Shaped the World, Mutually Assured Detention, and the number-one bestseller Rivals! Frenemies Who Changed the World. But who are we kidding? The real money is in writing bios. You take that advice to the bank. Tell ‘em Scott McCormick sent you. And if they ask you which Scott McCormick, you tell ‘em the Scott-McCormick-bio-writing Scott McCormick of the North Carolina Scott McCormicks. They’ll know who you mean.