Kids' Quickest Comebacks

by Matt Rissinger, Matt Rissinger, Rob Collinet (Illustrations)

Every child wants to be a “comeback kid”—and that cherished goal is within reach with these hundreds of smart-alecky answers to the stupid questions youngsters hear at home, in school, or from friends. So what if science class is so dull that it causes students to zone out? There’s no need to apologize to the teacher who asks, “Why are you always daydreaming?” Just I'm trying to come up with a formula to make homework disappear . Maybe Mom has a problem with your etiquette, and she wants to know, “Where are your manners?” With a straight face, just Hmm...I love a good mystery, don't you? No child will ever have to think “Wish I’d said that!” again.

96 pages, Paperback

First published March 28, 2004

Reviews

[A Human · Rating 2 out of 5]

Heh is about correct. There's a couple funny ones in there, but we have the internet now and fewer Walkmans than in 2004

[Edward Creter · Rating 3 out of 5]

Very cute joke book that has all the answers to dumb questions, or so it may seem, but I do not recommend you use them yourself. Vengeance is uncool, and a lot of these snappy remarks are really vengeful in nature. Love rules. Try that instead.

[Bakari Mtende]

its 2 much better